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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
lol the twins already won by playing with scissors

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Honest to God they may be the GOATs, we'll see how they handle the Cell and getting Hassled, but they have the parasocial sympathetic with the audience autism and ugliness that makes them seem obtainable to Internet Incels of Josie, while actually being active participants in the game.
 
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JD has convinced Bongo to give up some hair!

He's carrying a cup around and dumped the hair he cut into it.

He's now trying to convince Landon and Bashir to let him chop some off. Both are refusing.
 
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JD has convinced Bongo to give up some hair!

He's carrying a cup around and dumped the hair he cut into it.

He's now trying to convince Landon and Bashir to let him chop some off. Both are refusing.
I thought he only had to trim one housemates hair, he’s going for everyone?
Bashir will refuse because it’s against his religion ofc.
 
I thought he only had to trim one housemates hair, he’s going for everyone?
Bashir will refuse because it’s against his religion ofc.
To be fair Bongo is only half a contestant, I would rule he has to trim both twins for it to count.
 
I just noticed that it's only day 3 and the house still looks really clean. I know they're cleaning right now but even before this I don't recall the house being a mess. I know it's super early in the season but I wonder if the Fish this season are naturally just clean people, I mean, Landon is a literal janitor, so he's probably not messy himself.
 
i love the dynamic between jdrake and twins its so wholesome :)

jet popped up for 10 seconds to say that jd is kinda white simbal
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