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That typo, Jack's GoAnimate avatar, "FEED MY FACE" and the fact that it's in an Ace Hardware store of all fucking places only adds to the weird charm of it all.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Because jerky has a tendency to get trapped in between crooked-ass teeth. It can be worse than corn, depending on how British you are.
Aaway
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the best bbq sauce you'll ever taste is being sold at a hardware store
yeah that makes sense
yeah that makes sense
LegoManiac
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Jack stole those images for his banner.
I'd expect legal repercussions, surely?
Mellorine
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In theory they could be licensed stock photos, though I kinda doubt it. Especially since the Bitmoji Terms of Service forbids commercial use.
LegoManiac
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I think you're spot on about those images originating from stock photo sites, but I don't think Jack had the decency to pay for the rights to use them. A couple of years ago Jack had a background of a row of buildings on one his website pages. Did a reverse image search and found the same image on a website that does background paintings for plays and the like. Contacted the admin and inquired about licensing and linked them to Jack's page as an example. The admin responded that they don't license their art for web use and were thankful for bringing it to their attention. A few days later Jack removed the image from his website.
JackDavis
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It’s so ironic how religious this guy is, yet he’s a theiving scumbag child abuser. He’s every bit as hypocritical and money hungry as DSP is.
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Narcissists use religion as a way to signal their "respectability" in the community, and typically for not much else. In the end, they can't abide the idea of any God higher than themselves.
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He also completely denies and lies about why his food sucks if he's forced to confront it. He loves blaming the cookware or recipe for his own fuck ups.
He also gives no fucks about respecting others and clearly needs to get punched because of that.
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JackDavis
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He recorded some video where he was talking about how his son (not Jack Jr., but his older brother) got in his face so he took him down with a choke hold and wanted to kill him.
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Having just discovered this.....thing, and then binging a metric fuckton of his videos I have to wonder if Jack is quite simply deluded to the point of Narcissism, it's already been mentioned that he's pretty much the DSP of food and there are so many comparisons that it's scary. I wonder if the fact that gets offered all of these shitty products to test and shill helps fuel his ego to the point of thinking that he is a proper gourmet cook. The chilli cook-off video is a surefire example or anything where his son tries his cooking. Just like DSP on a fucking online match, he cannot back his shit up when it comes to people actually trying his creations and then Jack just simply falls back on his blaming his cookware and being passive aggressive.
Also that lazy man's lasagne is an abomination.
Also that lazy man's lasagne is an abomination.
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lol what a disaster:
"I surprised myself", Jack you're so exceptional...
Stay tuned, more experiments coming soon!
"I surprised myself", Jack you're so exceptional...
Stay tuned, more experiments coming soon!
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Dishonest thumbnail and a sub bitstrip avatar that hides how fat he is. That's the Jack I know.
Marsaudiac
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It doesn't look that bad really.
eequalsmc2
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Yeah in terms of Jack's fuck-ups it's definitely not terrible. But using pure tomato paste as your sauce is pretty disgusting - if you're trying to keep it low-carb you might as well do a white pizza with a cream sauce rather than sticking with tomatoes (themselves pretty sweet).
Also, points off for not fucking broiling his cheese. And it's not really low-carb when you end up eating the whole fucking pizza, isn't it?
JackDavis
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Jack is lazy af. He will go for any shortcut or gimmick he can find, anything to avoid exercise. Here are his last few recipes he's made: Low-Carb Pizza, Heavy Cream and Parmesan Cheese with Mashed Cauliflower, Low-Carb Hamburger Buns, SweetLeaf Stevia and Sugar-Free Ice Cream.
No chance it works because he will still be consuming 3500 calories a day without exercise. Also in between these "low carb" meals, he's eating BBQ'd meats all the time.
No chance it works because he will still be consuming 3500 calories a day without exercise. Also in between these "low carb" meals, he's eating BBQ'd meats all the time.
Aaway
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yeah jack thinks that if he eats one "healthy" meal a day he'll magically lose weight. who needs to exercise!
if i recall, jack has tried numerous diets throughout the years. he's the type of guy who will say he's going on a diet, barely stick to it for a week, and then give up because nothing was happening. throw in the fact that he's never exercised a day in his life and that he's constantly eating like shit, and you have forever obese jack.
if i recall, jack has tried numerous diets throughout the years. he's the type of guy who will say he's going on a diet, barely stick to it for a week, and then give up because nothing was happening. throw in the fact that he's never exercised a day in his life and that he's constantly eating like shit, and you have forever obese jack.