🌟 Internet Famous KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

UninterestedParty813 said:
I’ve seen these two. They used to be friends with Katie but decided that 007 phonebooking her an her mods, and harassing her for months, was not as bad as her lying about a painting. These people are spineless, so it makes absolute sense that they would gravitate towards each other. I don’t like to platform who bodies, but without these people, faggots like 007 and Marx wouldn’t exist. In my opinion they are just as bad. Of course they are 8th stringers but I still keep an eye on all of them. Especially the ones who encourage the degenerate behavior. I take notes and already know who a lot of these people are irl. But I’ll keep that close to me until/if the time comes that the information is useful.

I myself am a whobody, but I think the retards that support Johnathan Wilkins should tread carefully. You all are under a microscope now. Supporting bad behavior makes you just as culpable as far as I’m concerned. Do better, or not. Win win for me.
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there is 3 of them crybaby truth seeker, lurking hore truth seeker and rumor has it, in a earlier reply these are the people that i talked about being in the wine moms chat and alerting 007 that the wine moms were live and it was time to come fuck shit up. They think 007 is a good guy and even funny, in normal chats they talk about how much they hate racism yet watch every 007 live stream and stroke he little green bean. i guess they miss all the johnny rebel songs, throw the jew down the well and the five million nigger, kikes and other racial slurs lmao. they have been lickin caleys cunt wanting all the info on katie to be released. these 3 specifically are obsessed with katie, its pretty gross the information they try and get people to release on her, phone calls with her ex boyfriend, STD test results, wild shit that nobody is entitled to yet they will pretty much beg in chat. If you followed the whole paint shit it was all bullshit, it had been settled months before. katie had a i cant even call it a conflict but the person chaotic the panting was for is friends with the other person so decided to blow it up like it was fresh. no money ever transferred hands, the scam people talk about never happened. katie is one of the only people that doesnt beg for money. you dont see cash apps or paypal banners spread all over,
 
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Jonathan Parker WIlkins, thinks that this BRI'ISH slut on the right is hot and a high value slag...

I'm ngl I can't with these Kennel Kicker delusions tonight LMFAO. Pay your child support faggot you're gonna end up in jail.

I get it tho wigger take whatever you can hide yourself in, even though I know you prefer post-menopausul grannies
 
Jonathan Parker Wilkins likes his women like a fine, aged Tawny Port.

Not a day over ten. :story:

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Every time I look at your face, Caley, I can't help but feel nothing more than sorrow. Your photos reflect only pain, sadness, and hopelessness. I still remember, even today, more than a month later, the first time I heard your voice. I remember feeling sadness and compassion for you. I heard you stutter and stumble over your words, like a little girl lying, not because she wanted to, but because she was forced to, for she knew something bad would happen if she didn't.

You, Caley, are the piece of this puzzle that still intrigues me. A little piece that wasn't part of the set, but still, for some reason, took part of the game and dragged herself into the mud for someone else. I can't deny that I long to hear your voice, your laugh and your insults once again. But this time, I'd also like to hear the truth. I know you are hiding something. Those eyes conceal truth, a very dark truth, that I wish you could share with us. Perhaps, then, there could be some semblance of redemption for you.
 
Artaius said:
Could someone make an Ernie Shell / Wine Moms Drama Community thread laying out the history and lore, please? There is nothing I could find about it on Youtube or anyone really talking about who these menopausal women 007 gets sexual with are.
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Unfortunately, I know a bit about this subject. If someone decides to create a thread tag a nigga, I’ll add what I know. Think, real housewives/those fake bounty hunter shows/moonshiners.
 
UninterestedParty813 said:
Unfortunately, I know a bit about this subject. If someone decides to create a thread tag a nigga, I’ll add what I know. Think, real housewives/those fake bounty hunter shows/moonshiners.
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Can kiwi farmers handle the autism that is known as The Lightning Tiger? Give me some lightning bolts in the chat😂

I know a little, very little actually. @LolKowMilkMan is very in tune with that little corner of the Internet.
 
Artaius said:
Could someone make an Ernie Shell / Wine Moms Drama Community thread laying out the history and lore, please? There is nothing I could find about it on Youtube or anyone really talking about who these menopausal women 007 gets sexual with are.
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what do you want to know? ernie sell lore or how 007 got involved with ernie. IDK if yall know this but ernie crashed a company delivery van during the summer in Arkansas he was charged with a DWI thats not the important part. in one of the photos of whats in back of the van you can see a human silicone lower half. when he was just hauled off to jail his grinder date said he was traveling with a suitcase full of dildos and bicktarvy, bicktarvy is AIDS medicaction. Long story short two faggots came together what a shock. 007 always talk about busting sexual deviants but how many is it now that hes confirmed friends with. sounds like 007 is just another deviant trying hide.
 
anliteralidiot said:
wait, what? who's lying about a painting?

... do I need to paint something for Osama to claim as his?
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Last spring there was some bullshit called paint gate between katie and couple other wine mom creators. for those dont know Katie is a amazing artist, shes had some of her work in galleries. katie paints abstract art. a creator by the name of chaotic and katie were cool and chaotic wanted a devilish lady/ face painted. Katies ex ended up painting the face. in the beginning katie did say she painted it but quickly told the truth. in the end money or painting ever exchanged hands. the issue had been squashed and dealt with. one day Katie said something that could of been taken in a negative way towards some dumb bitch named the artsy ninja that chaotic bumps muffs with. Chaotic got triggered that her scissor sister wouldnt give up her steamed clams so she brought out DMS and all the bullshit about the painting that had been dealt with 6 or 7 months previous. Nikolina aka 666 and other wine moms jumped on board, this was april of 2025 i believe, and this is where the Katie hate train started from the wine moms.
 
Momar Ghadaffi 187 said:
what do you want to know? ernie sell lore or how 007 got involved with ernie. IDK if yall know this but ernie crashed a company delivery van during the summer in Arkansas he was charged with a DWI thats not the important part. in one of the photos of whats in back of the van you can see a human silicone lower half. when he was just hauled off to jail his grinder date said he was traveling with a suitcase full of dildos and bicktarvy, bicktarvy is AIDS medicaction. Long story short two faggots came together what a shock. 007 always talk about busting sexual deviants but how many is it now that hes confirmed friends with. sounds like 007 is just another deviant trying hide.
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OK look, you can DM and start from the beginning on everything with Ernie. This sounds like something for a good thread project when I hear about crashed vans and dildo caches.

What I would require is all relevant information presented in a coherent timeline if possible. Who, what, when, and where.

WHO is Ernie Shell?
WHAT does he do? [Youtube, streaming, etc. Anything like that.]
WHEN did Ernie start having lulzy moments? [This is the meat of the OP. Embarrassing stories, controversies, things like that.]
WHERE is Ernie now? [Whatever his current situation is in 2026.]

For the Wine Moms, I will ask for similar.
Who are they? What do they do? When did they become relevant? Where are they now? Slightly different because unless there's a main character running the show, it's easier on me to put them under an umbrella like UTTP and its cast of degenerates for reference.

And yeah, I have to know how Wings007 got mixed up with these weirdos. That can be it's own chapter in the thread if need be.
What would make this easier is if you had the sources on hand, if not, could you direct me where to look? I'm gonna need screenshots and media if it's possible.

Could be clips of Ernie talking, criminal record [I am going to need those pictures of the crashed dildo van lmao], anything else you think would be interesting, you get the idea. Again, Wine Moms too. Whatever is relevant. Threads aren't worth making if there is nothing to showcase.
 
Artaius said:
OK look, you can DM and start from the beginning on everything with Ernie. This sounds like something for a good thread project when I hear about crashed vans and dildo caches.

What I would require is all relevant information presented in a coherent timeline if possible. Who, what, when, and where.

WHO is Ernie Shell?
WHAT does he do? [Youtube, streaming, etc. Anything like that.]
WHEN did Ernie start having lulzy moments? [This is the meat of the OP. Embarrassing stories, controversies, things like that.]
WHERE is Ernie now? [Whatever his current situation is in 2026.
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Ill start working on that. there is a lot to unpack. ernie has been a weirdo player on YT since 2020 had a FB and tik tok before that. I will gather realevent lives/ videos from only major players as ernie live streams would then be broken down by 14 different wine moms all saying the same shit. there is quite a few people in the wine mom category that are creators but thats it. most blindly follow nikolina and the "mean girls" yes mean girls is what a group of 40 to 70 year old women call themselves and all have AI avatars that make them look like theyre school girls from the movie clueless. funny enough nikolinas is always thin and beautiful its never the morbidly obese rhino she actually is.

ernie is worth a laugh a little spoiler, a couple months ago his grinder date woke up ernie was live streaming and having methed out delusions, ernie was filming the date chriss from the stair case. at chris's feet in this basement where they just engaged in butt sex ernie is confirmed to be a power bottom there was a silicone pussy and butthole, looked pretty used. chris just pops up awake turns on music and starts toe fucking said silicone pussy. as you gaze around the basement its a where's waldo of gay shit enema kits, syringes, sex toys. the works. ernie is confirmed to be HIV positive by the way he said he contracted in NYC chasing down a fugitive (fake bounty hunter) and fell on a bag of needles. if anyone knows anything about HIV theyd know it cant live outside the human body more then a min or so. there is also inmates from a halfway house ernie used to work at as a gaurd or some shit like it that said him and ernie would suck and fuck. his only family said in court that they heard ernie on the phone telling someone hed suck their dick for new brake pads.

just a few teasers, katie and others can back all this up too
 
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The best Ernie story is him tying pillows to his body as armor and shitting all over his jail cell floor to use as ammunition against the guards. This was about a month ago. Put in psych evaluation, don't know his status currently.

Katie read the incident report.
 
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