Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Gullik said:
You can build anything in Minecraft. Why not build something original instead of always copying something or creating lazy 2D pixel art in a 3D game.
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Because Dobson is a creative dumpster fire.

Ideas go in; smoke and hot air come out.
RockVolnutt said:
Did he think the Other M shitshow was about a woman showing emotions and not the director having this odd hang-up on Samus not being a stereotypical Japanese waifu to the point that she was scaled down to be smaller than the men? I guess the bits of characterization she had in Zero Mission, Fusion, and other games flew over his head because she's not crying out loud in them.
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Tbh the most egregious change is the height, since Samus is supposed to be 6'7" or some shit like that.

And that's WITHOUT the rocket heels.
Even discounting anything from the Prime series (as its canon-status is often debated, and most likely lies on the "not" side) everything in other M goes against Samus's characterization in any previous metroid, especially fusion.

It also completely destroys the dynamic between Adam and Samus as it was told in Fusion and bastardized it into a "whiny child/know-it-all dad" complex from its original "trusted as equals" dynamic.

Hopefully future metroid games completely discount other m
 
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Ruin said:
Stephen Hawking supports Trump? Isn't that kind of a big deal for the literal smartest man on earth to endorse you and your views?
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Dobson is a fat moron as always. Hawking does not support Trump. He has said something like a total of one sentence about him.

It wasn't favorable.

“He is a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator.”
 
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AnOminous said:
Dobson is a fat moron as always. Hawking does not support Trump. He has said something like a total of one sentence about him.

It wasn't favorable.

“He is a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator.”
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Dobson seems to operate under the assumption that anything short of calling Trump "literally Hitler" is an endorsement.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
Dobson seems to operate under the assumption that anything short of calling Trump "literally Hitler" is an endorsement.
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Also, there is a slight possibility that Dobson is simply an idiot.

...also Dobson seems to be unable to enjoy anything that isn't 20 years old, somehow connected to a at least 20 year old IP or features a 'strong' female protagonist.
 
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Von Clausewitz said:
Also, there is a slight possibility that Dobson is simply an idiot.

...also Dobson seems to be unable to enjoy anything that isn't 20 years old, somehow connected to a at least 20 year old IP or features a 'strong' female protagonist.
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Add "or prominently features lesbians", so you can include Steven Universe in that bubble.
 
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Dobson doesn't like when people use his last name, i.e. Blocking excuse #586364857363

Also he got tricked by fake news.

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RockVolnutt said:
What's strange about that is in order to have that idea he's got to be stuck in the period it was announced and never even looked at the games. Yes, the Prime Trilogy are "FPS" games but they aren't designed like CoD or anything like that. Structurally they are designed exactly how Metroid typically is but in a 3D space. Besides the 3rd person perspective and being way more linear, Other M isn't far removed either.

That's basically the equivalent of assuming Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga is about trying to bang lolis with giant anime tits because you saw an "RPG" like that once.
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But because it's an FPS, losers like Dobson and Moviebob refuse to give it a shot due to their irrational fears of playing and transforming into dudebros who planned 9/11. That's my guess at least.
AnOminous said:
Dobson is a fat moron as always. Hawking does not support Trump. He has said something like a total of one sentence about him.

It wasn't favorable.

“He is a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator.”
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I know that the answer's probably :autism:, but how does Dobson twist Hawking criticizing Trump into Hawking praising Trump?
SteelPlatedHeart said:
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The answer is that he's too busy fapping to inflated lesbians to check his sources. I'm so surprised.

SteelPlatedHeart said:
Dobson doesn't like when people use his last name, i.e. Blocking excuse #586364857363
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Moviebob gets salty when we call him Bob and Dobson gets salty when we call him Dobson. Nobody's gonna call these assclowns "sir" anytime soon, so it's a two-way street.
 
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I'm guessing it's that we call him "Dobson" the most when we're critiquing his artwork and mocking his life choices, to the point that even the sight of his own last name triggers him.

Man it'd be a shame if Andrew started getting triggered by any part of his name because we used it when pointing out that he's an idiot lacking in talent or skill and nobody loves him.
 
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