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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Mints provided Head with the $2 fine. He protests that he did not steal anything and that this is unfair! He totally put that candy back. They can't find the candy on him when searched. They went to talk to Bashir.

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Head offers $1 to settle the $2 debt.

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Bashir refuses to budge. He says $2 or leave because he is technically violating his ban with an outstanding fine.

Head asks if they can go to trial or have a court case. Jet says sure, but only if the theft goes over $10.

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Jet doesn't know what to do and gives up. He finally agrees to just a $1 fine, because "I want to stop filming this".

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Vicky is told to let the audience know that for an UPGRADED EXPERIENCE on the website, press F5! No new features, but lots of bugs have apparently been fixed.
 
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Vicky is getting high currently with the less interesting JD and I think won her payout because it was to get somebody to take Kratom with her.
 
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Jet has amended Vicky's job after she got JD to take kratom with her. She must stay with JD and they have to have a trip together. Vicky says she does not know what "amend" means. Jet explains it as "making your job harder for no reason". She asks if there is extra pay, no. She says that's fine, she will go hang out with JD.
 
Vicky is going to have to babysit JD while they are high.

She also did not know what "amend" meant.
 
IMO it's bad to force kratom on someone else, that's like getting someone to do heroin for money.
 
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The twins are discussing how to complete their job of making Head laugh so hard he cries. So far, their plan is to ask him what his thoughts on gays and trans people are. Then to ask what his favorite ethnicity is. Bongo thinks asking if he is "having fun" would be really funny. TTS kicks in, giving suggestions. Ask if his son is gay, ask if his name is Head because he gives head, and ask why he's so fucking fat. The girls think these are hilarious.

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In Dorms, a TTS comes through telling Head to "get drunk and speed in a Porche, so Bam can sob next to a guardrail again. STUPID FAT BALD FUCK".
 
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Neko Shogun said:
It amazes me how incredibly easy it is to become a complete fiend in the US. Not only is most of the food already laced with all sorts of drugs (MSG, sugar, etc) but nasty shit like weed and kratom is also legal, as well as the insurgence of having adhd or whatever other zoomer disease for crazy drugs like adderall and numb numbing SSRIs, which, to be fair is also getting big in europe.
Zoomies are so fucked :(
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Just to be clear, Kratom isn't legal in the state where I & the people I mentioned live, they would either mail order it from a state where it's legal or travel to the neighboring state where it is legal. I think Kratom is relatively harmless if you aren't predisposed towards addiction & don't use it every day. Too much of anything is a bad thing
 
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IMO it's bad to force kratom on someone else, that's like getting someone to do heroin for money.
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It's not nearly as bad as HEROIN, but I feel as though pressuring Vicky to do this will make any future intervention they do with her ring hollow, which means it's probably not happening
 
Jet intercommed a reminder that at 4 PM (about 30 minutes) top Stox will get their immunity, currently it's Bingo/Bongo.
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Landon has taken someone's (edit: it was Head's) luggage into confessional and dumped a bag of trash into it! His job was "TRUGGAGE" and was to do this without getting caught. He exited and made it back to dorms without being spotted.

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spagandhi said:
They sell kratom in cocktails in certain bars here. Ive drank it a bunch of times and never felt an effect, but seeing what this does to people and learning from this thread is super alarming
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Yeah I never felt anything from it either the couple times I tried it. It maybe felt comparable to a strong energy drink but I never really got the "euphoria" people descibe, I just got a focus/energy boost. I don't get the appeal of it. I don't think it's really harmful unless you're already an addict and you decide you're gonna take it regularly every day. Almost everyone I've known who has used it, did so because they're trying to get off of harder substances or because they're afraid of harder substances & assume kratom is totally fine because it's relatively easy to get & isn't illegal everywhere.
 
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