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SirJamesDTech said:
Phil is at the very precipice of desperation judging by the fan art he decides is perfect for his Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin stream.

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His Injustice 2 fanart was way, WAY fucking worse (probably the worst fanart he ever got):

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Bilderberg Team Builder said:
"This is not a redemption run"
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Probably doesn't want to say that now after all the shit he got for his Dark Souls 1 "redemption" run in which he immediately did everything he said he wasn't going to do. (stream chat, excuses, bullshit, etc)

I wonder if DSP will have to take a 5 minute break before every boss and mute his mic/hide camera to "blow his nose" like his entire Dark Souls 1 redemption run.
 
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I'mPushingButtons said:
Does anyone know how tall Phil is? Judging by his instagram pics of his man tits i would have to assume he is obese for his size. I always assumed he was manlet height, but I could be wrong.
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Leanna once tweeted that she wouldnt be with a man who wasnt tall and made a comment like "That's not a man" or something, she specifically used the manlet term, so I have to assume he's at least average height, but probably a bit taller than average. I doubt he's 6'4 but I could see 5'11-6'.

Just tall enough to be taller than average, but not tall enough to actually deserve or warrant looking down on everybody. Basically the story of his life, he's too big for his britches in every fucking way you could use the term.
 
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Bilderberg Team Builder said:
"This is not a redemption run"

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"Massively interacting"
His interaction 9/10 of the time consists of threatening to ban people and ending it with his chicken shit passive aggressive "lol"

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His Injustice 2 fanart was way, WAY fucking worse (probably the worst fanart he ever got):

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That first one was for sure a troll rendition the way Phil's hairline and generally disheveled appearance is so accurately depicted.
 
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Shizuka said:
No Japanese centric games. No RPGs. No visual novels.
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To expand on the new rules: No visual novels, no Atlus, no Japanese, no RPGs, no niche, must be under 20 hours long & must get him good views.

Some actual quotes by DSP regarding this: "I HAVE to lay down the law. It's the same thing every time for patrons choice. Like, what the fuck???"
"I have to say this. People that complain about certain games not winning. It's YOUR FAULT for not pledging in the first place!"
"I think that because I laid down the law & said I will not do a long Japanese game for patrons choice... People might actually pledge now!"
 
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One of the many things about Phil and games that seriously irritates me is the fact that he doesn't seem to understand the basic roles of classes and weapons in games. There's been so many times where Phil has bitched incessantly about enemies who use ranged fighting styles always keeping their distance and picking him apart with projectiles instead of running straight at him and giving themselves up to him, or speedy characters running circles around him and wailing on him with combos instead of staying completely still and letting him get free hits in. He always expects the game to adapt to him instead of him using his brain and trying to adapt to the game and it's so annoying watching him charge at something over and over again with the same flawed strategy while whining like a child because he gets destroyed each time. It's like watching someone trying to shove a square block through a circular hole while screaming at the top of their lungs about what a piece of shit the hole is for not letting the block through.
 
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So, remember when DSP claimed he had "something better" in his bedroom compared to the hatchet he keeps by his front door? For some reason, that statement wouldn't get out of my head until I could come up with a reasonable answer for what it could be. Then it finally hit me: something an idiot with more money than sense would buy, and marketed by people who physically resemble DSP in that they look like sweaty uncles.

 
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I could see him having some sort of sword for self defense. He probably thinks he could take out someone who has a gun with a sword or something. There's the chance he played so many fighting games that he thinks he Matrixed himself some martial arts.
 
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The Mountain said:
So, remember when DSP claimed he had "something better" in his bedroom compared to the hatchet he keeps by his front door? For some reason, that statement wouldn't get out of my head until I could come up with a reasonable answer for what it could be. Then it finally hit me: something an idiot with more money than sense would buy, and marketed by people who physically resemble DSP in that they look like sweaty uncles.

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I actually think you are dead on. In the first or second Project 7 video where it is just Phil he goes to his door to horribly act like it is locked. Right beside his door is a sword I think he got with some special edition video game. Maybe one of the Witcher games I am not sure.
 
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Zim said:
I could see him having some sort of sword for self defense. He probably thinks he could take out someone who has a gun with a sword or something. There's the chance he played so many fighting games that he thinks he Matrixed himself some martial arts.
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Some years back, there was a concept that entered into the self-defense community known commonly as the "21-foot rule." Essentially, if an attacker was within 21 feet of a person, they would very likely be within striking proximity by the time a person armed with a pistol could draw down on the assailant and fire two rounds center-mass. This rule isn't as accurate as people tried to claim it would be, but Phil likely believes that the close quarters of his home would mean that he would have an advantage using a bladed weapon like a hatchet, sword, or something similar. However, I would imagine he doesn't do any kind of training on how to use whatever he's got around his home in a manner of home defense, and as a result would panic pretty heavily if ever put into that situation. I think he'd wind up lodging that hatchet or greatsword into his wall and getting it stuck before successfully defending his home from someone who actually desires to steal his shit. However, I don't think he has any reason to worry about that. Nobody really plans on breaking into his home in the first place; and if they did, they'd probably wind up tripping over the Hoarders episode he calls an office.
 
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FapCupFanta said:
Some years back, there was a concept that entered into the self-defense community known commonly as the "21-foot rule." Essentially, if an attacker was within 21 feet of a person, they would very likely be within striking proximity by the time a person armed with a pistol could draw down on the assailant and fire two rounds center-mass. This rule isn't as accurate as people tried to claim it would be, but Phil likely believes that the close quarters of his home would mean that he would have an advantage using a bladed weapon like a hatchet, sword, or something similar. However, I would imagine he doesn't do any kind of training on how to use whatever he's got around his home in a manner of home defense, and as a result would panic pretty heavily if ever put into that situation. I think he'd wind up lodging that hatchet or greatsword into his wall and getting it stuck before successfully defending his home from someone who actually desires to steal his shit. However, I don't think he has any reason to worry about that. Nobody really plans on breaking into his home in the first place; and if they did, they'd probably wind up tripping over the Hoarders episode he calls an office.
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More likely someone would just swat him again, and the cops would get there and see a lunatic with a hatchet and just shoot his dumb ass.
 
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