TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

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Just because you're a miserable, pathetic wretch and a failure at life doesn't mean everyone else is, Tony. Many of us are perfectly happy with life, partly because we aren't Autistically obsessed with politics and bitch about it all day, and partly because many of us feel like the country is finally going in the right direction under the leadership of a President who actually cares about Americans and wants to put them first. If you hate it so bad here then why not take those trust fund shekels your mommy left you, get them converted to Euros, and move to France since they've offered to grant asylum to all you whiny Leftist bitches butthurt over President Trump winning? You could even get a membership pass to Disneyland Paris, though you probably won't be able to ride as many of the attractions there as you can in America since morbid obesity isn't a way of life in Europe like it is here.
 
Just because you're a miserable, pathetic wretch and a failure at life doesn't mean everyone else is, Tony. Many of us are perfectly happy with life, partly because we aren't Autistically obsessed with politics and bitch about it all day, and partly because many of us feel like the country is finally going in the right direction under the leadership of a President who actually cares about Americans and wants to put them first. If you hate it so bad here then why not take those trust fund shekels your mommy left you, get them converted to Euros, and move to France since they've offered to grant asylum to all you whiny Leftist bitches butthurt over President Trump winning? You could even get a membership pass to Disneyland Paris, though you probably won't be able to ride as many of the attractions there as you can in America since morbid obesity isn't a way of life in Europe like it is here.

Lack of empathy is a symptom of autism.
 
I don't get what Tony's point is, is he saying that because he's of jewish descent that his views on happy merchant memes are the only ones that should be considered and that everyone else should be ignored?

The twitter character limit and Tony's piss poor grasp of the English language don't exactly mix well.
Honestly, I'm not entirely sure. Maybe he just thought to spout word salad (moreso than usual, that is) today.
 
Oh, Tony, ya lovable dicknose.

1) Unironic use of the term "freeze peach" is an instant asshole marker. You might as well be wearing a badge that says "Hypocritical Cocksucker." Don't think those of us who believe in it haven't noticed.

2) Democratic shill groups don't look for fuming Hillary voters like yourself because "We Told You So" is an even dumber and more off-putting campaign slogan than "I Mean, Have You Seen the Other Guys?" Both signify a party bereft of ideas. Which, given what you're like, is unsurprising.

Someone put this man on the DNC!
 
"Fox/Breitbart needs to remember that everyone is protected by the First Amendment, not just the media" or "if Fox/Breitbart don't want to be criticized, then they need to ensure they're being honest and reporting with integrity". Tony is a massive fucking hypocrite.
You're giving him too much credit; he'd be calling them Nazis and declaring them a division of the Trump fascist regime.
 
Oh, Tony, ya lovable dicknose.

1) Unironic use of the term "freeze peach" is an instant asshole marker. You might as well be wearing a badge that says "Hypocritical Cocksucker." Don't think those of us who believe in it haven't noticed.

2) Democratic shill groups don't look for fuming Hillary voters like yourself because "We Told You So" is an even dumber and more off-putting campaign slogan than "I Mean, Have You Seen the Other Guys?" Both signify a party bereft of ideas. Which, given what you're like, is unsurprising.

Someone put this man on the DNC!
Nah, even the DNC would find him too degenerate enough for their liking.
 
It took me a while to realize that "freeze peach" meant "free speech."

Is that some new thing SJWs just came up with because I haven't heard that term up until now.

SJWs detest the idea of freedom of speech so much they came up with a moronic, incomprehensible-to-normies phrase just to make fun of the very idea that people have the right to say things that disagree with them.
 
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