Oh god, this is her idea of fitness. Holy fuck it's like she needs a happy meal toy to WALK.



Now you might be wondering what the fuck any of this nonsense is?
It's a themed "game" where you pick some theme/quest/whatever and just have to walk within the time limit. In this case, it's just walking 30 miles with the app tracking you via GPS and acting like a pedometer I guess? Sure fine, seems like nothing to encourage people to walk. But wait... she got a physical piece of plastic bullshit?

So she paid, while needing to beg for rent and utilities money, at least $34 for this bullshit instead of just walking for free, so she could get a trinket.



Now you might be wondering what the fuck any of this nonsense is?
It's a themed "game" where you pick some theme/quest/whatever and just have to walk within the time limit. In this case, it's just walking 30 miles with the app tracking you via GPS and acting like a pedometer I guess? Sure fine, seems like nothing to encourage people to walk. But wait... she got a physical piece of plastic bullshit?

So she paid, while needing to beg for rent and utilities money, at least $34 for this bullshit instead of just walking for free, so she could get a trinket.










