🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

head lamb said:
"I do servings by weight-" No, you don't. I've never seen a food scale, have you?
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She means servings by her body weight, as in “What sized portion would satiate a 500+ lb woman?”

I mean duh.

I’m continually baffled by the hoops Anna jumps through to justify her food addiction. As you point out- why the olive oil? Why the vanilla scented protein powder? Why not just cook a couple of eggs, grab a banana and a vanilla protein shake and call it breakfast?

So if were to take Anna at her word, since she can’t stop showing us what she eats, let’s say yesterday’s breakfast was our 1500 c pancakes (adding in butter/toppings) and then lunch was a cereal bowl full of chicken salad with walnuts and cranberries- another 600 c- that’s 2100 c by lunch, not counting drinks and snacks. Any guesses on dinner and dessert?

I found this vid on Reddit, unsure of its origin. It’s Anna setting up a shot and prepping to do all of three reps. As the post pointed out it’s 1:38 long for 10 seconds of exercise.

 
OttoWest said:
I found this vid on Reddit, unsure of its origin. It’s Anna setting up a shot and prepping to do all of three reps. As the post pointed out it’s 1:38 long for 10 seconds of exercise.

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1. The safety bars are too high, she hit it on the first rep.

2. 0 reps were completed. She does about half a rep on her best one when her legs are a 45 degree angle.

3. She is not a powerlifter, she does not need to train squats if she's going to do them this shitty. A bodyweight squat to full depth while holding onto something for stability will do far more than this bullshit since her upper body is likely 200lb of weight. Anna can do full depth bodyweight squats, at least during her CoPilot/Trainwell ad videos. I think her mobility has declined a bit since then.

4. It doesn't take this long to prep for a squat, especially a shitty one.
 
What the fuck does she keep looking around for, to see if someone is watching?

She stood there, huffing and jutting her jaw out, waited until someone (a man, probably) was looking in her general direction, did her 3 reps, then stepped back all smug and proud of herself like she actually did something noteworthy.
 
Haven't seen this mentioned yet, but our Lady of the Whale Pantalones has a second LLC called Thick Money LLC registered to the Guadalupe address 6G -- unit 3905. So if the address changes I guess she's a'moving.

Was curious to see if she's registered to vote and I can't find her in Texas with any of her zip codes she's had, maybe I am missing one or she never changed her registration to Texas
 
I don’t care what size Anna’s leggings are!
I DO care that her leggings/pants at the gym (and in her videos) are see-through and don’t want to see Anna’s coochie lips anymore!
Anna is shameless and creepy.
 
BronzeAgeOBrien said:
Haven't seen this mentioned yet, but our Lady of the Whale Pantalones has a second LLC called Thick Money LLC registered to the Guadalupe address 6G -- unit 3905. So if the address changes I guess she's a'moving.
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Looks like she created it in 2022.
 
Shit like this is why this woman is a lolcow. Being 500 pounds is almost inconsequential next to her hilarious behavior.

The Lurkers Support Me In Email is a trope so ancient it predates the word "lolcow." Everyone knows that nobody is DMing Anna O'Brien except for the occasional sweaty guy that hopes she'll let him watch her sheetcake. Everyone knows that alleged supportive messages from people who mysteriously never comment is a named, identified internet flamewar tactic that was a joke before the birthdate of the average Instagram user. But Anna O'Brien, dainty neon Virgin Mormon Anna O'Brien, is a fat naïf who is 30 years too late to everything.
 
To add, this is the current like/comment count on the “IM FINALLY DOING IT U GUYZ!” everyone asking the morbidly obese woman for recipes banana pancake post:
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And one of those comments has been deleted so the count is actually five.

She posted some old stuff on Glitter from her A&M trip and it’s the usual slop notable only for seeing those swollen ankles in hi-def:

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BronzeAgeOBrien said:
Was curious to see if she's registered to vote and I can't find her in Texas with any of her zip codes she's had, maybe I am missing one or she never changed her registration to Texas
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Or maybe she just doesn't give enough of a shit to vote. She strikes me as being pretty much apolitical, or at least politically disengaged, because she's a self-absorbed adult toddler who can buy her way out of various problems that crop up for her, instead of relying on the political process to get relief. New York tax rates are too high? Just move back to Austin; nbd.

Given the "I just read the Wikipedia entry" vibe of every post where she's tried to be informative, I doubt she's well-informed, or even informed at all, about any particular political issues. If a specific issue will have an immediate effect on her, she might pay attention, but she still doesn't care enough to actually get involved. If asked about her politics, she can probably give you a bunch of tepid canned AWFUL-isms, but that's about it.

At one time I thought, "Maybe she's actually smart enough to keep politics completely out of her content," but that didn't last long; the clearest, simplest explanation is that she just doesn't give a fuck and has nothing to say.
 
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I saw someone say in a recent comment it was the 2 year anniversary of her doing a 5k. Did she actually do (= walk) one? What was her time?
 
My bad next week is weigh in.

"Weigh-ins will be held Friday at 6pm-8pm and Saturday morning 7am-8am at the contest location."

According to reddit for strongwomen riviter does not live broadcast.
 
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Angry New Ager said:
Or maybe she just doesn't give enough of a shit to vote. She strikes me as being pretty much apolitical, or at least politically disengaged, because she's a self-absorbed adult toddler who can buy her way out of various problems that crop up for her, instead of relying on the political process to get relief. New York tax rates are too high? Just move back to Austin; nbd.

Given the "I just read the Wikipedia entry" vibe of every post where she's tried to be informative, I doubt she's well-informed, or even informed at all, about any particular political issues. If a specific issue will have an immediate effect on her, she might pay attention, but she still doesn't care enough to actually get involved. If asked about her politics, she can probably give you a bunch of tepid canned AWFUL-isms, but that's about it.
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100% agree and I think I've said this before, this is the one thing I like about Anna. Unlike the vast majority of people prancing around on social media for crumbs of attention and money, Anna doesn't feel the need to shove politics into everything. Or anything, for that matter. It's actually a bit surprising that someone as attention starved and terminally online as her didn't get on the politics-as-a-personality train. Being uninformed doesn't stop 90% of the virtue signalling retards on TikTok from making it their whole thing.

The bar is in Hell these days, here I am glazing a 500 lb braying jackass for expressing no political opinions. The rest of her is awful enough, imagine if she were a hardcore MAGA or, worse, libshit SJW on top of it.
 
Potato Burrito said:
100% agree and I think I've said this before, this is the one thing I like about Anna.
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This is also the main reason for her being my favorite cow. I just want to watch a retard make a fool of themselves and post it online, I don't need to wade through the cow's current favorite piece of political propaganda. It's almost refreshing
 
I hate to say this, but her content has gotten worse since Jon left. It was never good to begin with and he wasn’t particularly talented but wow has it gone even further downhill.
 
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