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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Yup, Sam would always go for an all-or-nothing long shot bit that would have a 10% chance of making memorable great comedy and 90% chance of falling flat on its face, with a 99% chance of killing whatever vibe or plans were already in place with everyone else. I don't think Bam is going to be doing anything really memorable, but he's keeping the show on the track while providing a steady stream of watchable moments as host.
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Yeah, I like Bam, I don't know why the chat always hates on him when he shows up, I'm curious to see what he is going to do further down the line, wonder if he will use his years of experience to fuck with people.
 
Karen Horney said:
See how Bashir's hair is always fucked up in this one spot whenever he has a single braid?
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I doubt Jet and the crew will allow it but seeing as this is BAM Margera after all... someone should be given a pair of buzz clippers and be told to sever his braid as high up as they can while he's sleeping.

Allahu akbars deserve zero Willie Nelson hair like that.
 
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Vicky still refuses to budge. She says that the current offer (the girls clean the room, and give the fruits/vegetables to the boys) is still open.

Ben shuts them down. He says that no, LANDON must be the one cleaning it up. The boys present his job paper as evidence.

Vicky asks Landon if he really actually wants the money. He says yes, because it will help the house, and he intends to buy community supplies with it.

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James Drake is allowed to speak after raising his hands. He asks what the girls would allow as a compromise so Landon can get in and clean.

Vicky says that she demands all men be held somewhere they can't leave while the girls move their bags out of Jungle Room. Only then will they allow Landon in.

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Head just walks up and asks her during negotiations to pull his finger. Vicky is a FUCKING RETARD and does it. His job was to get Vicky to pull his finger; one of Vicky's jobs was to NOT pull his finger. She says she "doesn't care".
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Having done janitorial work, that's basically cleaning any woman's public restroom. Chicks are nasty as fuck. I'd be surprised if it even phases him.
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Can vouch for this. Worked at a grocery store that said I'd also have "light cleaning duties". I'd consider women's public restrooms way beyond 'light'.
 
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Head continues to be the heel. He refuses to agree with being confined with the other men and will not promise he won't leave. He does, however, say he will not destroy anything.

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Bashir is now offering a truce. As long as the girls don't do shit like dump milk or sardine oil on their bags, the men will not do anything either.

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Emma says she will agree to the girls moving their things out of the Jungle Room, Landon cleaning the room, then moving their things back into Jungle Room. They can then defend it until tomorrow.

Bashir says he will not do anything as long as the girls do not do anything. He will be "the defender" and stop men from doing anything, but also guard against the women. Emma is saying this should be a "clean slate". Production gave up I guess and is letting Emma do all the negotiating despite Vicky being the chosen negotiator.

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Ben asks them to decide who is the better negotiator, Vicky or Bashir. Bashir picks himself, Vicky picks herself. He asks them to sway him.

Ben ends up agreeing that Bashir's argument was better and pays him $3. Bashir gives Vicky $2 of the prize.
 
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