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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
sex haver said:
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Food has arrived! Apparently Bashir got a set of chicken wings for Head after winning the DoorDash auction. His plan fails though, because Head turns them down, lol. Eats just one after Bashir prods him into it and says Bashir can keep the rest. Head seems suspicious.

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Grilled cheese for everyone also arrived! Everyone gets one.

Cheese fries are coming next, they had to be ordered from somewhere else and haven't arrived yet.

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On the other hand, Head happily accepts the grilled cheese and tomato soup.
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They should make Bashir eat pork and say, "Mmmmmm yummy demons!".
 
sex haver said:
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Food has arrived! Apparently Bashir got a set of chicken wings for Head after winning the DoorDash auction. His plan fails though, because Head turns them down, lol. Eats just one after Bashir prods him into it and says Bashir can keep the rest. Head seems suspicious.

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Grilled cheese for everyone also arrived! Everyone gets one.

Cheese fries are coming next, they had to be ordered from somewhere else and haven't arrived yet.

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On the other hand, Head happily accepts the grilled cheese and tomato soup.
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Annoying as fuck muslim ninja larper (complete with gay split toe shoe socks) gets mogged on by mostly naked morbily obese bald man.
 
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CHEESE FRIES have arrived!

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Landon complains that they aren't "really what he wanted" but "they will do".

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The chicken wings that Bashir ordered for Head just sit on the table. Everyone, including Head, complains that they are too spicy so nobody is touching them.

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Bashir asks what Landon wanted for cheese fries. He says he was expecting more "pizza-esque" and that they normally come with a marinara packet. He buys it at Wal-Mart. I have no fucking idea what he is trying to describe.
 
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Grilled cheese has ARRIVED...
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Meanwhile, JD LOVES CLEANING IT UP 🫧
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Edit: LanLORD gave out everyone their food politely even the girls hiding. He went for himself last.....Chad ...

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These were not the fries that Landon wanted but they "will have to do"
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He was thinking of the "pizza like" ones at Walmart???

Everyone is down and eating even Vicky.

TTS is revolting for Jet to fix it since they're not "real cheese fries"

Bashir asks him to elaborate.
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He means "pizza dough with cheese on it".

It's not fries....my nigga is asking for bread with cheese on it that you dip in marinara :story:


Godspeed you fucking retard.
 
See, the hardest thing for me was leaving the life. I still love the life...We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking.

And now it’s all over. And that’s the hardest part. Today, everything is different. There’s no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
 
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CHEESE FRIES have arrived!

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Landon complains that they aren't "really what he wanted" but "they will do".

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The chicken wings that Bashir ordered for Head just sit on the table. Everyone, including head, complains that they are too spicy so they are just sitting there.

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Bashir asks what Landon wanted for cheese fries. He says he was expecting more "pizza-esque" and that they normally come with a marinara packet. He buys it at Wal-Mart. I have no fucking idea what he is trying to describe.
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It's nice to see everyone enjoying a meal together. Well, almost everyone. Vicky just like eating surrounded by trash, I guess that reminds her of home or something.

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Meiwaku said:
Bashir Jihaded Emma entirely but was playing a bit dirty with it and pulling piles hard and pulling sticks away from a weaker girl.
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I don't see how he was playing dirty. Seemed like he put about 10% of his energy into it while she gave a 100%. He only seemed to put any effort into getting sticks (which proves there are at least some semblance of a human brain in that skull), completely ignoring leaves and dirt.

In fact, when I watched it first time, I thought Emma was playing kinda dirty by basically hanging out in his crotch.
 
sex haver said:
Bashir asks what Landon wanted for cheese fries. He says he was expecting more "pizza-esque" and that they normally come with a marinara packet. He buys it at Wal-Mart. I have no fucking idea what he is trying to describe.
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those are the "cheese fries" he keeps talking about
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Landon's request for rum to make rum and Coke has been provided.

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Along with other liquor!

Rango Dango said:
those are the "cheese fries" he likes and wants
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what the fuck.

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Ben is asking what the fuck he's talking about.

"Is he talking about mozzarella sticks?" - Jet, over intercom
"NO! NO!" - Landon

Landon tells Ben a brand to look up. "It's like a flatbread with cheese on top?" "Yeah, kinda."

"I think he's talking about mozzarella sticks!" - TTS
"I'm not talking about mozzarella sticks!!!" - Landon
 
Earlier today in the upstairs hallway Emma was complaining about how WI is losing money in sales taxes to people going into IL to buy weed. I laughed hard at this, because who the fuck is coming here for weed, just drive around the lake and go up to MI for the cheap shit like everyone here already does.
 
Landon explains he shits normally but has not shit normally since he got here.
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TTS is losing their fucking mind over him not realizing that he doesn't understand what normal nacho cheese fries is.

Production has brought up baldnigga to put this to bed.
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They are considering getting it.

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LanLORD says for him to clean he needs more money for today. Baldy is negotiating his wages. "35 and cheesefries" is as low as he will go. Production is in a bit of a pickle since he's the best cleaner.
 
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