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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Hopefully Mohammed doesn’t get kicked but he made too many enemies early on. But this cast has enough entertaining people in it so the show will be fun even without him, unlike previous casts after their content king left the show. Well, mostly S2, but also some of S3.
i don't mind bashir going because his schtick of being "The Worldly Raghead" is only going to go so far, and he's been policing the other fish into this gay pacifist truce shit when the core of the challenge is supposed to be Plant Wars. him and vicky are the reason everyone's holed up and nobody's trying to steal or "sabo" the other plants, and they should be punished for that. bad sportsmanship.
 
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Welp now that we see that Viki has a DUI -- think we can put that last bit of doubt if she is a alcoholic or not to rest. Xavier is almost definitely correct that she either currently, or in the recent past, needs to day drink to not get the shakes (WDs). Plus, the fact she said her family begged her not to drink while on the show.
Not even joking now, she genuinely needs to get it together soon while she has a bit of youth left or her life is going to be a true mess.
 
Welp now that we see that Viki has a DUI -- think we can put that last bit of doubt if she is a alcoholic or not to rest. Xavier is almost definitely correct that she either currently, or in the recent past, needs to day drink to not get the shakes (WDs). Plus, the fact she said her family begged her not to drink while on the show.
Not even joking now, she genuinely needs to get it together soon while she has a bit of youth left or her life is going to be a true mess.
This also explains her weird gunt. She has Alcoholic Dad bod.

They need to fly her out to a rehab when she gets kicked off.
 
i don't mind bashir going because his schtick of being "The Worldly Raghead" is only going to go so far, and he's been policing the other fish into this gay pacifist truce shit

Yeah! Ya know, ignoring that he destroyed almost everybody else's trees which is why the challenge had to be changed... And that made him persona non grata... He's not trying to get on everybody's good side so that he doesn't get kicked.... They were all super savage and really going at it, then Bashir shut it down!!


Do you guys have goldfish brains and forget what happened 30 seconds ago? I swear I read shit in here that completely ignores events that happened the same day, or even the same hour lol.
 
While I like the director cam and I think it's great to have, I do miss the early days of FT where you would have to keep your eye on chat for callouts on which room to switch to when something happened, that does still happen but way less now that we have director. It was really fun and chaotic frantically switching to B3 then back to the den when things were happening, following chat callouts and making your own to lead people to the content.
 
booze has been taken by production
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Either Bingo or Bongo is having Takis for breakfast, no jobs have been posted. Kitchen/Dining room smells better
 
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They really need to whisper tax Emma, she's whispered to James Drake TWICE already today.

ETA: the wiggers read my post, Cody finally came up and whisper taxed them both :)
 
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While I like the director cam and I think it's great to have, I do miss the early days of FT where you would have to keep your eye on chat for callouts on which room to switch to when something happened, that does still happen but way less now that we have director. It was really fun and chaotic frantically switching to B3 then back to the den when things were happening, following chat callouts and making your own to lead people to the content.
i still have a lot of fun jumping around the different rooms to see whats going on away from the main action. i've caught some funny/insightful moments by randomly changing cams. and while i do think its good having the HD cameraman POV that they use in director, i dont like watching it for too long because it stops feeling like fishtank. the ceiling cams with grainy quality are so iconic to what fishtank is, like you're watching them as a fly on the wall. it makes things more funny and absurd in a lot of situations.
 
Kitchen floor is still sticky judging by noise walking around makes


Icky Vicky is awake and asking Emma for water


Production scolded Emma for whispering

Just saw in a chat that bam might have leaked the new room, a game room TTS is on


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Anisa is looking for toilet paper asked Landon he says he doesn't know
 
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i still have a lot of fun jumping around the different rooms to see whats going on away from the main action. i've caught some funny/insightful moments by randomly changing cams. and while i do think its good having the HD cameraman POV that they use in director, i dont like watching it for too long because it stops feeling like fishtank. the ceiling cams with grainy quality are so iconic to what fishtank is, like you're watching them as a fly on the wall. it makes things more funny and absurd in a lot of situations.
I remember when the first eye-level cam went up in season 1 and everyone lost their minds at how Josie and Letty actually looked. Still feels surreal having a camera following the fish around. I don't follow it often because anyone can catch you up with what happens on director cam, but little moments are easily lost. I like to camp on a quiet cam with just a couple fish chatting, leave it on in the background, and see what comes out. And the shitass shakey handed camerawork makes me nauseous.

Kitchen floor is still sticky judging by noise walking around makes
Janny James is on the case
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So with the first week nearly over, how has everyone felt about Season 5 so far and how well do you think the show is being managed by production?
Last season felt like the chaotic mess season similar to Season 2. It obviously got cut short but I believe it would have probably reached a similar problem Season 2 ran into where everyone was just burnt out from shooting their load so early.

Alot of the jangly key brain rot fans are complaining about it, but this season feels so much more like a tense cold war. Multiple players aren't tipping their hands even to the audience, there seems to be plans at play we aren't aware of yet. And things like Emma using Vicky as a useful idiot and James Drake plotting in the background feel way better for the long term. I think it will make the blow up and crazy stuff feel more like a well earned payoff
 
While I like the director cam and I think it's great to have, I do miss the early days of FT where you would have to keep your eye on chat for callouts on which room to switch to when something happened, that does still happen but way less now that we have director. It was really fun and chaotic frantically switching to B3 then back to the den when things were happening, following chat callouts and making your own to lead people to the content.
"I miss the days where I had to scrub the airwaves to find a certain radio station and then hope it played my favorite song at some point. It was really fun and chaotic when you got to the station and the last 10 seconds of it was playing xDD ;P"-type shit
 
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