💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Flippin Floppin said:
LOL

That shit where you just steal videos with a very short intro of your own at the start is something people do on Facebook I think. At least it was. Back in like 2015 this guy SofloAntonio had H3 go after him and make videos shitting on him for doing it. This is so fucking pathetic. Quartering is fucking flailing.
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I WON'T LIE
THIS IS DEFINITELY ME WHEN I SHIT MY PANTS IN WAL-MART
 
Flippin Floppin said:
LOL

That shit where you just steal videos with a very short intro of your own at the start is something people do on Facebook I think. At least it was. Back in like 2015 this guy SofloAntonio had H3 go after him and make videos shitting on him for doing it. This is so fucking pathetic. Quartering is fucking flailing.
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It's a great thing all those other people have opinions and research and care he can purchase with time like buying magic cards because all of this chinese bootleg morals and opinions are bad!
 
Quarterings numbers he showed are from Shopify. Dropping to 4mil would be from customers charging back or getting refunds. I think the lie he's telling is with his profit margins. One dollar, two, then three. Inconsistent within the same minute. Obvious lie. Who knows the real number? No way it's getting into Walmart anyhow.
 
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Also I went back to where I had a go at estimating his profit with Grok and what he showed with the 4mill figure lines up with it.
 
mtqheadquarters@gmail.com he flashed it on screen,i am pretty sure this isn't the mail with which you are supposed to contact him ,which was thequartering@gmail.com if i remember correctly, so this should be a buisness/private email,. it seems more likely personal since the name on the mail is MidWestly, which isn't buisness appropriate at all.
 
Flippin Floppin said:
Quarterings numbers he showed are from Shopify. Dropping to 4mil would be from customers charging back or getting refunds. I think the lie he's telling is with his profit margins. One dollar, two, then three. Inconsistent within the same minute. Obvious lie. Who knows the real number? No way it's getting into Walmart anyhow.
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It's whatever number is needed to cry himself to sleep after falsely asserting superiority over people after he menstruated all over them.
 
Flippin Floppin said:
Quarterings numbers he showed are from Shopify. Dropping to 4mil would be from customers charging back or getting refunds. I think the lie he's telling is with his profit margins. One dollar, two, then three. Inconsistent within the same minute. Obvious lie. Who knows the real number? No way it's getting into Walmart anyhow.
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Every word that leaves his lips is a lie. He was super rich before he was ever a known figure, frivolously buying RC car channels and other bullshit, and he pretends he is some rags to riches success story. Normal people can't just afford to buy 50 claw machines and high view count YouTube channels etc. his spending hasn't changed AT ALL since he got semi famous, he's always been buying 50 of everything like he's a billionaire...

Literally NO normal people who aren't mega rich buy 5 of the exact same item and even then most rich people don't. It reminds me of how Niles Crane in Frasier had a "gift wrapping room". Jeremy is probably gonna have a new building made to house his 1000 wind chimes.

Something really weird is going on with his money, 100%. Something like he's living off a huge lawsuit or parents trust fund/credit card... I had a business that made 6 figures per year but outgoings were around 70%. If you have infinite money you could get a LOT of revenue even at a loss. Like if you paid 10 mil for an ad campaign and got back 5 mil.
 
I'm going with he's pissing away his parents' inheritance and trust fund early, since I could buy hamplanet's parents being slumlords like he claimed them to be. Hell, wouldn't be shocked if his "job" was just some bullshit his parents paid him for back in those tech support days. They also karen'ed out on the one teacher who called on him for making shoddy work and expecting good grades for it.

He just seems like a spoiled rotten pile of shit, and it'd explain how he got a wife in high school. You know, besides both doing horrendous amounts of drugs.
 
Adamska said:
I'm going with he's pissing away his parents' inheritance and trust fund early, since I could buy hamplanet's parents being slumlords like he claimed them to be. Hell, wouldn't be shocked if his "job" was just some bullshit his parents paid him for back in those tech support days. They also karen'ed out on the one teacher who called on him for making shoddy work and expecting good grades for it.

He just seems like a spoiled rotten pile of shit, and it'd explain how he got a wife in high school. You know, besides both doing horrendous amounts of drugs.
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He reads like autistic or retarded only childs with filthy rich parents who buy them everything they ever want to keep them quiet.

Like when that dent donated shit tonnes of money to DSP from an Estate Agency account, then when people emailed the company the guy said it was actually his autistic son on his account. The autistic son might be Jeremy.
 
His financials are truly strange. He reminds me of William H. Macy’s character in Fargo, Jerry Lundegaard, who is running a scam where he’s getting loans for cars that don’t actually exist and ends up having his wife kidnapped to try to extract a ransom from his wealthy father-in-law. Great movie if you haven’t seen it.

Jerry really is a peak millennial consumer. He’s just a shell of a man who is soulless and is always chasing products to fill the hole in his soul. RC cars, Pokémon cards, claw machines, watches, cars, alcohol, opiates, Xanax, Red Bull, ultra-processed foods, Christianity, E-THOTS.

None of this works because it’s all meaningless garbage. Even his religious angle is this: because he views it just as another identity to grift off of, he doesn’t actually believe in the tenets of it or have an interest in it. He just wants to wear his crucifix.

When you look at Jeremy, he is purposeless. He doesn’t have kids, he doesn’t have any constructive hobbies. His work is to shovel news slop that relies on clickbait. His relationship with his wife seems to be similar to that of DSP and Kat. In fact, quartering is basically the political version of DSP.

Then you get into his content, and it’s gotten ridiculous. He says he’s a “centrist.” He wants to cover politics less when in reality he is just unable to defend any of his positions because he’s a grifter at heart. If he defends the Iran war, then he pisses off a bunch of the audience. If he goes against it, he does the same. So he’d rather just ignore it and hope you don’t notice and still buy his coffee. He doesn’t care about politics just like DSP doesn’t care about video games.
 
Dropa5pack said:
His financials are truly strange. He reminds me of William H. Macy’s character in Fargo, Jerry Lundegaard, who is running a scam where he’s getting loans for cars that don’t actually exist and ends up having his wife kidnapped to try to extract a ransom from his wealthy father-in-law. Great movie if you haven’t seen it.

Jerry really is a peak millennial consumer. He’s just a shell of a man who is soulless and is always chasing products to fill the hole in his soul. RC cars, Pokémon cards, claw machines, watches, cars, alcohol, opiates, Xanax, Red Bull, ultra-processed foods, Christianity, E-THOTS.

None of this works because it’s all meaningless garbage. Even his religious angle is this: because he views it just as another identity to grift off of, he doesn’t actually believe in the tenets of it or have an interest in it. He just wants to wear his crucifix.

When you look at Jeremy, he is purposeless. He doesn’t have kids, he doesn’t have any constructive hobbies. His work is to shovel news slop that relies on clickbait. His relationship with his wife seems to be similar to that of DSP and Kat. In fact, quartering is basically the political version of DSP.

Then you get into his content, and it’s gotten ridiculous. He says he’s a “centrist.” He wants to cover politics less when in reality he is just unable to defend any of his positions because he’s a grifter at heart. If he defends the Iran war, then he pisses off a bunch of the audience. If he goes against it, he does the same. So he’d rather just ignore it and hope you don’t notice and still buy his coffee. He doesn’t care about politics just like DSP doesn’t care about video games.
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He lives to be seen as a smart, rich business man with a lot of money. Hes a narc that's it. He serves his ego first and foremost and there's nothing I'd love more than to see him truly felted. I want a Hannah suing Jer arc directly into the divorce arc for christmas.
 
RMQualtrough said:
Every word that leaves his lips is a lie. He was super rich before he was ever a known figure, frivolously buying RC car channels and other bullshit, and he pretends he is some rags to riches success story. Normal people can't just afford to buy 50 claw machines and high view count YouTube channels etc. his spending hasn't changed AT ALL since he got semi famous, he's always been buying 50 of everything like he's a billionaire...

Literally NO normal people who aren't mega rich buy 5 of the exact same item and even then most rich people don't. It reminds me of how Niles Crane in Frasier had a "gift wrapping room". Jeremy is probably gonna have a new building made to house his 1000 wind chimes.

Something really weird is going on with his money, 100%. Something like he's living off a huge lawsuit or parents trust fund/credit card... I had a business that made 6 figures per year but outgoings were around 70%. If you have infinite money you could get a LOT of revenue even at a loss. Like if you paid 10 mil for an ad campaign and got back 5 mil.
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I hate to say it but a lot of this he's doing is kinda like the start of the fall of Rekieta (minus the hot tub stream). Building the streaming house to have the girls live with him, his internet porn history of cucking and forced creampies, all the over the top flex spending, the going off at anyone saying the grift is failing, the drugs (not cocaine/meth, but he's overdoing the xanax and imodium). Actually thinking about it, there might be a hot tub being built if he's doing the cuck house.

God it'd be fucking funny if he turned into a horrorcow :story:
 
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Mein Prolapse said:
I hate to say it but a lot of this he's doing is kinda like the start of the fall of Rekieta
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The biggest difference between these two (besides about 300 lbs) is that Quartering is an absolute coward. That’s not to praise Rekieta, mind you, it’s generally a good thing to be afraid of jumping balldo-first into a drug-filled polycule while your wife’s Bull feeds your five children spaghetti-o’s in rare moments of lucid sobriety.

Jer is afraid to take initiative in cheating on his wife. He’s busy trying to make this situation where Melonie Mac would have no choice but to give him a handy, whether that’s via financial or alochol-induced stress. And if he were caught, there’s no doubt in my mind he’d take the defense of MY MARRIAGE IS UNDER ATTACK. IT WAS HER FAULT. But you know, I think there’s a chance that even if he had a totally sloshed Mel laying in bed half conscious, he wouldn’t follow through. Maybe there’s a shred of morality left, but it just seems very on-brand for him to spend tens of thousands of dollars to get a woman where he wants them and then chicken out. Hell, his actual real marriage reads like a poorly written findom fanfic….pissing in his basement while his wife gets Pizza without him or sending her on vacation “alone.”
 
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