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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet trying so hard to be a good sport about contestants being absolute retards for the first time in 5 seasons make me think he couldnt let himself/the show look bad because of Sam
This is my first season watching and seeing them just sober logic out drunk people like "Yes. You are the Tiger. I will remember my place." Calmly and not caring was PURE KINO and made the autistic mogging extra funny.
 
And she injured her knee twice trying to win.

I wouldn't be surprised if she dialed it back in future challenges.
The lesson to be learned is to be the content. Some challenges just happen to align with that such as drunk pos, and from what I saw Emma kinda just disappeared during while Landon ran it.

From what I saw most of the cast is FT watchers so maybe they should have figured it out.
 
This is my first season watching and seeing them just sober logic out drunk people like "Yes. You are the Tiger. I will remember my place." Calmly and not caring was PURE KINO and made the autistic mogging extra funny.
If they didn't do that and got all pissy about being 'shit tested' Landon would have walked already. So it's progress and everyone likes when jet gets bullied.
 
If they didn't do that and got all pissy about being 'shit tested' Landon would have walked already. So it's progress and everyone likes when jet gets bullied.
Listen, it's just FUN to have your supreme overlord get bullied....not that I'm thinking of any admins in particular.....
 
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"Go fuck yourself, incels"
"yeah fuck yourself incels I mean I've never had pussy before but...."
God bless Landon, he needs to walk away with money
 
The voting eliminations have to go. Jet's caught in a logic loop. Oh no, the fish don't do anything because the rules don't matter, they need to have agency! Let's let them pick who to eliminate! Oh, no, they're going to eliminate the audience's favorite, so we need to give them immunity! Oh no, they couldn't vote out the best fish, so they voted out the antagonist! Let's just bring him back since the person we thought was going to be eliminated walked out!

So now Emma won the tree challenge, won the social challenge, won the plant matter challenge, voted out Bashir, and earned nothing. She's actually in a worse position than she would be if she hadn't participated in the challenge at all. James, who won the social challenge and took second place in the plant matter challenge is also in a worse place than he would have been had he not participated. They both now have targets on their back: Emma for shooting Bashir, and James's double crossing of Bashir is probably going to be revealed eventually if it hasn't already.

So now we're back to the beginning of the circle again where the fish have no motivation to participate.
The Emma situation was not something that came to mind for me actually, its a good point. She should be the one having the Drake meltdown.

I think Jet is right in a very broad sense; that the attempt at structure is better than winging it and just doing whatever. In practice it is a real mess though.

People leaving is such a persistent issue that I wonder if they should change the whole prize structure. Consider this. Every contestant earns 10k if they dont walk. If someone walks their 10k is added to the final winner. Eliminated fish would get their 10k. Maximize incentive to stay and play to the rules. Not sure that's good, but may be better than trying to fit Fishtank into a more standard realty-show mold.
 
What did LANDON do to win? We fucked up his bed and poured pasta on his head. What did he do? I'm watchin, I'm waiting...

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TTS tells her.

She's actually glad that he beat them and says that he's their dawg.

She's writing down verses into her bible to look over that chat suggests :)
 
Bingo is alone in confessional drunkenly subjecting herself to tts to figure out why Landon was a better piece of shit as if she thought they got robbed for walking in circles for 4 hours
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TTS: BINGO check that water in that tank. It's lower than my IQ.


She did a shout-out to "Kate Niggers" :story:

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Drake is checking the Twins and getting Landon a snack before he goes to bed.

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Landon is bed eating cheese fries.

Everyone is half dead listening to TTS.
 
what's the deal with anissas husband who was sperging out at first and being a nerd of socials. he switched his acct name twice and then disappeared. I thought he would be a great lolcow. I miss him!
 
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