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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Head was garbage with three jokes about his small dick big head and he gonna shit/piss on something. Best thing he did was berate Vicki


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cuttysnark said:
Head was garbage with three jokes about his small dick big head and he gonna shit/piss on something. Best thing he did was berate Vicki
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Head swung between Ls and Ws wildly and consistently. Which is exactly what a good freeloader does to annoy the contestants and stir shit up. Also exited about perfectly when he was wearing thin and out of gas. Overall I consider him a success.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
"They're identical twins like us"
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They also have powers of some sort..
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From what I gathered, left is Stag and is very serious and right is Frogs (Froks?) and is very unserious. Froks can basically create anything out of thin air. His shirt says Owo which is his homeland and they call it owo because it looks like a face. Stag is from Oro which is latin for mountain (its not). Stag represents the sun and is more physical, Fro(g|k)s represents the moon and is more metaphysical; Owo may be a metaphysical location. They started working on them in 2012 and they're inspired by Homestuck and Adventure Time.

Again, my rough translation. I'm mostly writing this to see if it makes sense written out. My friend said she'd try to document their OCs but right now she's just telling me about her own OCs.
 
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Okay so Head leaving was actually good for Anissa because she got to vibe more with other fish. Her and Landon became mother and son buddies which is a good tactical move because he's a fan favorite.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
James Drake and Emma should be compensated in some way for the rug pull.

In future seasons, the rules should be up-front that if participants rage-quit early or sacrifice themselves, they can prevent or delay eliminations. The wiggers can further rig the game by strategically awarding immunities, which is how the Twins got their immunity. Jet just ran up their Stox for a little while. That way, Production can reduce unwanted outcomes early in the game but still have dramatic eliminations at the end, among the final few.
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I can see sense in Emma getting compensated (probably cash, immunity wouldn't help much since they don't have much trust in eliminations right now), but what does James have to do with anything? He lost via stump, he doesn't get shit.
 
Jet delivered something blue (edit: new bedsheets)

Bashir:This is polyester Jet! Are you trying to make me never have kids?!?
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The mic here is shit so you can't really hear anything. It needs a center hanging mic over the breakfast table. You can't hear unless they speak loudly.


Also here's the fit for Bashir again (not what Jet brought)
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Full hakama, haori, and samurai fit.

Ronin is back!
 
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Meiwaku said:
Okay so Head leaving was actually good for Anissa because she got to vibe more with other fish. Her and Landon became mother and son buddies which is a good tactical move because he's a fan favorite.
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anissa was good during drunk piece of shit. shes fun.
 
You know Head never got to do his supposed horrific, borderline-illegal payback on Landon and JD for the backpack thing, a subplot which probably only Landon remembers at this point.
 
Unwired Clutter said:
You know Head never got to do his supposed horrific, borderline-illegal payback on Landon and JD for the backpack thing, a subplot which probably only Landon remembers at this point.
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Bold of you to assume that self-proclaimed "Goldfish brain" Landon remembers anything prior to a day ago.

DustBuns said:
Whomever just posted that basement clip and then deleted it repost it because my clip doesn't have the part with the diaper girl.
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My bad, didn't want to double post.
Potential diaper freeloader mentioned @ 4:40.
 
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It's Sunday, and I'm in bed watching a Syrian Ginger Muslim in snakeskin cowboy boots and a full Japanese Edo period garb making his bed while asking a mentally retarded virgin janitor what type of dog he would eat if he were stuck on an island.
 
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