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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Bingo SAY WHAT SHE WANT
Twins were denied games AND pizza and it turns out they get really mad when they're hungry.
They fucked up the boys' beds. Bashir came in and said it was JD's idea. He mostly acted confused at how upset they were. They put some pizza at the top of the stairs and twins demanded he deliver it to them. They then stuck a drink in JD's shoe and dug through his bag and found a Magnum condom lol.

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James I think brought the pizza into the kitchen and the twins grabbed pizza and almost immediately calmed down. Bongo explained they grew up poor and wouldn't be able to eat sometimes so it really gets to them. They're really pissed at JD.
 
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Jet cam.

Freeloader applications open. Right now, they specifically want to fill the "Vicky void".

No established streamers or anything like that. "Fresh faces". "A real American piece of work".
 
Vicky
Niggers if you wanted content you should have watched last night which was a top 5 fishtank day. It's almost 80 degrees out in the Northeast go the fuck outside.
how dare people want the internet comedy show that happens on average 30 days out of the year to be entertaining when its actually on
 
Vicky

how dare people want the internet comedy show that happens on average 30 days out of the year to be entertaining when its actually on
30 days of straight content, they should've totally planned for Vicky to be a time bomb and then bringing back bashir. If my dopamine is not FIRING on the 24/7 streaming show every single day, then LAZY FAG JET won again.

The amount of whining I've seen while watching this (alright) season is staggering. Jet communicates frequently, Head was an okay freeloader, they brought back Bashir, and we have an actually good cast compared to S4 and it's still not enough. IDK, do you people want Jet to give you a free handjob while Head films or what?
 
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Bashir, Landon, and two fans playing the 360 version of Left 4 Dead 2 together.

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James Drake, meanwhile, completely locked in on CoD Zombies still.

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JD made friends in Minecraft!
 
This is the nontent event of the decade, I feel bad for recap channels. Boys game girls complain. Even the viewers joining on xbox live are nontent, and somehow mostly british. The only thing that can save this day is if Emma sleeps barefoot on the dorm cam.
 
Vicky

how dare people want the internet comedy show that happens on average 30 days out of the year to be entertaining when its actually on
You said it yourself, it lasts for 30 days and it's a reality TV show where frankly anything can happen. It is not reasonable to expect engaging content 24/7, there will be slow days like today(especially considering what happened last night)
 
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