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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Smecker said:
In addition this raises the possibility that Bashir is an Alawite, the Shiite offshoot that the Assad regime belonged to. Considered a strange sect by the majority of Muslims and despised internally in Syria for the oppression of the majority Sunni population.

It also acts as a clue to why he has a weird larp site that touches subjects like politics and theology related to Islam.
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I doubt he's of Alawite descent. His grandfather was born in Damascus long before the rise of the Assad family. The Alawite sect is mostly in the mountains of the Syrian and Turkish coastline and were considered heretical country bumpkins and hillbillies until elevated by the French colonial authorities to provide a counterbalance to the Sunni majority in Syria. Alawites did not outmarry until fairly recently, don't really have a reputation for being sophisticated or worldly, and have always been secretive about their religious practices.

Most likely Bashir's paternal forebearers were of the old-school educated urban Sunni upper-class which were heavily influenced by Sufism. His father apparently studied under a Sufi master, and Bashir is likely following some weird modern take on it. Saif Systems definitely has all the hallmarks of Sufi Islamic mysticism as viewed through the lens of post-modern internet culture. In short, his theology at its core is orthodox, but his mentality would be very bizarre to the average Sunni muslim, and heretical to a Salafi fundamentalist.
 
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Landon cannot do base memorization. Jet came on and had him change it to cleaning terms and still too retarded.

He cannot do number sequences either

He looks like he's about to cry. Jet let in nice TTS to encourage him.

The man is truly a goldfish.

We're gonna lose Landon :lossmanjack:
 
Meiwaku said:
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Landon cannot do base memorization. Jet came on and had him change it to cleaning terms and still too retarded.

He cannot do number sequences either

He looks like he's about to cry. Jet let in nice TTS to encourage him.

The man is truly a goldfish.
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tbf the number challenge was hard
i could remember only after he said it the second time

ben said 11 numbers in a very quick succession and then did "5 4 3 2 1" countdown

but still on the first go i remembered the first ~4
 
Landon’s family needs to put him in a group home or something. I don’t think he can live by himself.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
I doubt he's of Alawite descent.
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This'll be a 'trust me, bro' moment, but I am fairly certain I heard him say that he is Sunni at one point in response to a TTS or question from JD. This was something I had wondered about so I made a mental note of it. Or maybe my brain is wrecked from sleep deprivation.

Have they announced anything about upcoming challenges for immunity, cash or elimination?
 
Mudkipcorn said:
This'll be a 'trust me, bro' moment, but I am fairly certain I heard him say that he is Sunni at one point in response to a TTS or question from JD. This was something I had wondered about so I made a mental note of it. Or maybe my brain is wrecked from sleep deprivation.
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He said he's NOT Shia when someone called him Shia.

Also Anissa is nontent. Waiting for Twins.

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The Twins are doing okay in memory. I think Landon seriously is the most retarded.

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Gef Mongoose said:
That’s what a lack of nutrients from living off of cheese and bread does to you.
A daily multivitamin can only do so much.
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They're talking right now about production getting JDs gf on the show. JD was saying it's kind of a bad idea because she cracks very easily under pressure. I personally think it's now a good thing. Bring on your girlfriend, fag.
 
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