Containment Random Chris Updates

Apparently Hyperdimention Neptunia has an official CPU Blue Heart character for their upcoming game and Chris isn’t happy they’re not including his lore.
I like how she looks nothing like that hideous freak character which "Chris Chan" crapped out. And one can see just how delusional he is when he goes "blarms" over companies not following the idiotic lore he makes up. Like pocketmons number 982 is Dudunsparce and not "Sonichu", and Blue Heart is not a man in a dress with toothpaste-colored hair.
 
Chris has been active on X recently, mainly responding to the official interdimensional neptunia channel because a new character has revealed to be in possession of the blue heart chris's self-insert has already claimed ownership of.
Can't be bothered to screenshot all posts, but here's a literal couple of them.
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Its very gay shit and I doubt its gonna be a blue arms situation, or even G5 protest, more likely chris is gonna cope and seethe for a while and then forget this shit because he know very little of this franchise aside of his own made-up bullshit.
If it were to escalate beyond Xitter into the form of videos, with much screaming and threatening, we know that Caden is not involved anymore.

We may get a video but CPU Shat fart will not be screaming because Caden will not allow that. Or Flutter.

Tbh, I really think Flutter is going on these "dates" with Chris to make him more compliant with Caden, whether she actually still likes Chris or not.

Chris is not about to give up his living situation in a hurry or any of the perks that come with it.
 
Chris has been active on X recently, mainly responding to the official interdimensional neptunia channel because a new character has revealed to be in possession of the blue heart chris's self-insert has already claimed ownership of.
Can't be bothered to screenshot all posts, but here's a literal couple of them.
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Its very gay shit and I doubt its gonna be a blue arms situation, or even G5 protest, more likely chris is gonna cope and seethe for a while and then forget this shit because he know very little of this franchise aside of his own made-up bullshit.
So the chances of Chris crashing into Gamestop wearing a pair of swimming goggles with his bootleg Power Ranger costume and wielding a black sharpie is quite low?
 
I like how she looks nothing like that hideous freak character which "Chris Chan" crapped out. And one can see just how delusional he is when he goes "blarms" over companies not following the idiotic lore he makes up.
Its quite funny how relatively well the console traits are integrated in the ps5 character, not just the colour but even the shape, thanks to the ribbon on top of her head, it almost makes the original ps5 look cool, until you are reminded that the console has no games people used to print a mini Seto Kaiba's head to put on top on it.

Meanwhile chris' character has giant butterfly wings made out of the logo, as well as mini-logos on the shoes, socks and pupils, clothes look nothing like the computer, instead he took the rainbow band and slapped all over it like it was duct tape.
Like pocketmons number 982 is Dudunsparce and not "Sonichu", and Blue Heart is not a man in a dress with toothpaste-colored hair.
Honestly, dudunsparce is a pretty shit and unfunny pokemon and rather than that I would have unironically preferred sonichu. Though I do have to give it to the universe doing the equivalent of pointing a giant middle finger at chris, but it remains a pretty shit meme pokemon anyway.
 
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One thing a lot of people forget is that Neptunia is a low budget and, all things considered, a pretty niche series. I don’t think Chris’ whining is going to get very far on this one. Not to mention, the fandom is slowly dying, even in Japan, due to the poor quality of the recent games.
 
Chris has made five replies so far. You can feel his anger in the third reply, but by the fifth one he has given up and is impotently reposting his trading card art.

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Chris has made five replies so far. You can feel his anger in the third reply, but by the fifth one he has given up and is impotently reposting his trading card art.

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If this was 10 years ago things would be very different but he doesn't want to end up back in the slammer and certainly doesn't want his living situation to change.

Not saying something couldn't happen but doubtful.

Besides, the placess he can likely vandalize are dwindling and they're probably isn't anything in the area.
 
Chris has made five replies so far. You can feel his anger in the third reply, but by the fifth one he has given up and is impotently reposting his trading card art.

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Seeing the decline in Chris in real time is sad, everything from going from youthful manchild looks to a crazy old haggard person to things like having infamous passionate rages to now where he basically just threatens people theoretically and then immediately gives up when he realises nobody is paying attention to him.
 
Maybe Flutter's taking a hiatus.

Why else would Chris simply care about his reputation or what's being said about him online? Why would he be going to a Con by himself and then make a big production of being kicked out?

Dressing like a Sailor Moon character is telling (like now) because this is the way he was dressing when they first got together.

He posted an angry reply online but he didn't follow it up by trying to integrate into online society. He focused on real life for a change, in Finland no less.

So what has changed?
 
Maybe Flutter's taking a hiatus.

Why else would Chris simply care about his reputation or what's being said about him online? Why would he be going to a Con by himself and then make a big production of being kicked out?

Dressing like a Sailor Moon character is telling (like now) because this is the way he was dressing when they first got together.

He posted an angry reply online but he didn't follow it up by trying to integrate into online society. He focused on real life for a change, in Finland no less.

So what has changed?
If Flutter never returns I for one would be perfectly fine with that.
 
How people dress like this and claim to not be mentally ill I will never understand
I can give you a few reasons:
  • They think being different = being special or unique, rather than insane. This is the kind of conditioning anime does, where main characters have distinct designs form the sea of faceless NPCs.
  • They are oblivious to social convention: you see people turning toward you and think its because you are different, but are unable to connect the dot on why and why its a bad thing.
  • Narcissism: you genuinely think you are superior and walking around dressed like a clown is gonna start a trend.
  • They don't give a fuck of other people's opinion (have no shame), they like to wear specific clothes, so they just do it.
  • They have enablers that validate any retard choice they make, and their opinion is considered superior than the one of total strangers.
 
Though he has a habit of claiming to have disorders he doesn't actually have, like the time he claimed he personally had dementia.
Where is the lie there? In the past tense?
Anyone who calls him "Christine", especially when talking about the time when he was still Chris-Chan makes me automatically want to discount everything they say.

Mind you, he's fairly balanced and not overly negative about the Farms. And by his own admission he's a liberal 'progressive' journalist so I shouldn't expect accuracy when it comes to Chris's gender reality.
Ah, Isabella Janke, I wonder what happened with that schizo dumbass.

I remember from the Discord leak how she nonchalantly talked about his dad showing her "native american porn" like that was the most natural thing in the world. She also seemed to be obsessed with Naruto incest fapfics of all things. Add his hypersexual behavior, and there is no way her father didn't molest the fuck out of her.
 
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