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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Emma receives a second letter from her boyfriend, Jet decides to read the letter out loud because he thinks she won't do it on camera. Emma refuses to read the letter at first, goes back to the Computer room and with some support from the twins decides to read the letter out loud. She was seriously thinking on walking out/quitting but the twins managed to calm her down and make her think about it. Video cuts right as Ben is going to ask Emma that she needs to dance for a minute.

Full video:
 
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"What weapon did you kill me with!?"
"You can tear the turrets off and walk with them, there's a lot of turrets on this map"
"What the biggest pain you've ever felt?"
"I got pegged [shortened for brevity]"


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Holy shit this is absolute Neptunian cinema tonight. Emma almost crashed out and the Twins talked her down from the edge before she had to do a Dance Monkey. And Landon is completely wasted and has no idea what the fuck is going on.
 
That was some of the most diabolical neptunian shit I’ve ever seen on fishtank, caught me off guard because the season seemed to be going in a more tame direction.
 
Bashir told Landon he was worried he had scurvy. Landon did not know what scurvy was I didn't hear what he thought it was. Bashir laughed his ass off. It was funny. Landon learned what scurvy was.

Late, but Landon thought scurvy was some condition involving barnacles on your back.
 
I'm fucking dying, how the fuck does this retard not know how to tie shoes? Even Chris managed to figure that one out.
I'm guessing when he was a kid, whenever his autism caused issues, his parents just immediately threw up their hands and gave up. "Motor control issues delay learning shit like tying your shoes? Fuck it, just give him slip ons." "Sensory issues make him a picky eater? Fuck it, we'll feed him cheese fries every night."
It's kind of amazing he's as functional as he is.
 
That was some of the most diabolical neptunian shit I’ve ever seen on fishtank, caught me off guard because the season seemed to be going in a more tame direction.
I guess without Sam breaking shit and kicking fish in the face they are free to be more mind-torture with it all and less physical torture.
 
“Emma, I’m really sorry about your boyfriend. Let’s have a talk down in the basement about it. One on one.”
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Twins walked Emma down from the ledge and spent plenty of time keeping her company and making sure she's ok played Halo and talked to tts about old gamer clans and how much Bongo liked Sonic Adventures 2's Chao Garden (fair)
 
Finally remembered to check with ICANN lookup, turns out EnSlave.me is currently running off an intranet setup and isn't yet tied to any RDAP servers even though a secondary check with Whois says it was registered in September 2024 and is using Cloudflare.
 
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