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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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They're talking about gnosticism. He said it's interesting but there's only one God.
 
Twins explain their OCs to Emma.
"This one represents the ego, this one represents the I D"
"These two we came up with when we were 12"
Bongo has a story with human characters, where the gods and demigods, which is what they've been working on, rarely appear. They live in the void its another dimension they can access the real world through technology, puddles, and reflections. Basically what they're working on is taking all the OCs they've made since they were 12 and tying them all together into one cohesive universe. Some of the demigods came after a god destroyed everything. Also the twins both write faster than they can type.

Bashir gave them the UFO book. Bongo thinks the book is about the demiurge (because she brought up the demiurge while talking about the book?). Twins discuss whether or not they should share the secret about Jet being an alien with anybody else while Emma is standing in the room.
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PTZ looks like a daycare

Twins found fake-depressed Landon and thought he was just sleepy and said Landon could sleep out in the living room with them because tts leaves them alone.


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Stag (now colored in) is Frok's brother ("you know its like infinity so he gets the other side")
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Stag made Flora when he was first given Oro to watch over because it didn't have anything. Flora made all the plants.
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Fauna made all the animals. Stags was dealing with all the spiritual and he's just one little guy so he made an assistant named Lamberd.
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Lamberd "has a lot of cool stuff going on with him" such as getting cut in half at the end of his arc and the upper half becomes an angel and the other half becomes a demon onlee(?) and bio
"It's pretty straight forward, it's like the bible I guess, or a lot of other ancient tales"
Bingo came up with her stuff when she was older.
"Lamberd seems- Landon seems pretty upset"
"Just let him sleep"
 
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JD thinks he is one of the only fish "still doing well" and not cracking under pressure, genuinely believes Landon's act and that he's breaking under the house.
 
just think that sometimes he has bad ideas like voting eliminations and will stubbornly stick by them even after they have been proven to fail each time
I think Jet knows voting is bad. He's said the intention behind bullets isn't voting, it just played out that way because bashir aloha snackbar'd the plants and ruined what was supposed to be an everyone-vs-everyone challenge with ONE clear winner.

Plant challenge was supposed to be an all out war, bashir and vicky turned it into teams and voting. Jet tried to get it on rails by telling Bashir to lock in and do something right before elim. (his mistake: not being explicit with an obviously autistic person) but he said "dude Allah lmao" and ate the bullet.
 
I think Jet knows voting is bad. He's said the intention behind bullets isn't voting, it just played out that way because bashir aloha snackbar'd the plants and ruined what was supposed to be an everyone-vs-everyone challenge with ONE clear winner.

Plant challenge was supposed to be an all out war, bashir and vicky turned it into teams and voting. Jet tried to get it on rails by telling Bashir to lock in and do something right before elim. (his mistake: not being explicit with an obviously autistic person) but he said "dude Allah lmao" and ate the bullet.
Bashir is dumb for that but the bullet thing is just voting with extra steps in my opinion. It would probably be more accurate to refer to it as "allowing contestants to choose who goes home" rather than "voting-based eliminations" like I did. In general, I am against the idea because I like conflict on my drama show.
 
the bullet thing is just voting with extra steps in my opinion
this all depends on how they play the game, and the first challenge was sabo'd and explicitly turned into teams and voting so we don't know how they'll play future challenges.

a singular person choosing has a different dynamic than a group selecting for an outlier and ousting them.
a singular person is more likely to utilize the elimination as vengeance or for petty reasons. a group will always just oust the most threatening person.

atomize the fish and the bullet stops being voting. now the question is: will jet incite drama and atomize these fuckers?
 
Bingo and Bongo went to the confessional and Bingo showed off her OCs (warning, autism)
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Stag, the creator of the universe
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Flora, his daughter that created all the plants
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Fauna, his other daughter that made the animals
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Lambyrd, "he has a bunch of interesting stuff about him, at the end of his arc he got cut in half-" Bongo: "Bisected!" "Yeah, bisected, and the bottom half became a demon and the top half became an angel"
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"Comment your favorite below"
 
I think the best system for Eliminations is fan vote, not tied to Currency, and over the course of a day, not just who's currently on the site, with Fish having the ability to earn immunity.

Previous "Narrative Polls" were handled poorly, and not really reflective of the whole community, though probably not a terrible survey, and being tied to in game currency means I never have participated, and probably a lot of fans haven't either.
 
Antara is excitedly explaining to James Drake the Fifty Shades of Gray book and movie franchises. James isn’t interested at all (rightly so).
 
Papa JD (gay) doesn't want them with the knife so he's cutting fruit for his retarded daughters.

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Emma got a TTS about her being in a co-dependent relationship. She didn't respond. Antara has read 50 Shades of Gray :story:

Antara kinky Jeet. I love her.
 
I think the best system for Eliminations is fan vote

Fans would just vote for the most hated and cuck content. I saw a suggestion in the livechat to keep the elimination bullet, but limit their choices to the two fish with the least stox, I think that could work (especially since the wiggers can rig stox).
 
Fans would have voted Letty off.
Letty would of often won immunity.

Fans would just vote for the most hated and cuck content. I saw a suggestion in the livechat to keep the elimination bullet, but limit their choices to the two fish with the least stox, I think that could work (especially since the wiggers can rig stox).

Bullet eliminations put popular Fish in the chopping block. Landon or the Twins could go home on Wednesday and that is the start of a collapse of the show. That's what worse than trouble makers going home.
 
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Antara talks non-stop. Holy shit

LMFAO James Drake asked if she shits in the street and she said its unhygenic and there's laws. She said most street shitting is in villages.

Drake has been getting based

Drake: what color is your Santa Claus? Is it Indian?
 
Pulled out a script that compares each season against each other in terms of activity on the 4chan /tv/ board. This script is linear detrended to account for the collapse in activity across 4chan. It looks like the 4chan fanbase is either dying off or just lacks interest in the Season 5. I suspect a combination of both. Just because there is posts doesn't mean its in any way on topic regarding the current season.

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