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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
lmfao. his TTS's are all lovebombing. dude's a weirdo.

also there's a 7 day gap between when he started TTSing and now. maybe he really did hit the nuthouse.

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what a faggot lmfao
It looks like the new changed his username. He sent another TTS 20 minutes ago probably using a name Emma would know. He has 12k tokens in his account, jet said he would give him free tokens lol.

Heheheheh, suicide.
 
This is really what we are finding funny/entertaining/"charming? now? Jfc I miss every other season now. Youre all starving for content and willing to eat slop
true bro when I found about fishtank on 4chan I was expecting them to throw piss and have sex and do drugs and punch the wall and then sam hyde pops in and be violent bro this is absurd and BORING and not LE FUNNY
 
why the fuck is JD shouting out this channel?

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discord link is expired btw
 
It looks like the 4chan fanbase is either dying off or just lacks interest in the Season 5
This is my first time watching the show and the 4chan threads just kind of suck. It's mostly people complaining and posting pictures of fish from previous seasons I don't know anything about
 
This is my first time watching the show and the 4chan threads just kind of suck. It's mostly people complaining and posting pictures of fish from previous seasons I don't know anything about
/bant/ still thinks the Liquid Cole thing is funny and believes Shadi and Jon will take down Jet, it's just a reddit snarkboard now.
 
This is my first time watching the show and the 4chan threads just kind of suck. It's mostly people complaining and posting pictures of fish from previous seasons I don't know anything about
4chan is pretty dead nowadays
 
This is really what we are finding funny/entertaining/"charming? now? Jfc I miss every other season now. Youre all starving for content and willing to eat slop
Just go watch gay porn if you're that desperate to see people get shit on each other. Might be more to your tastes.
why the fuck is JD shouting out this channel?

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discord link is expired btw
Probably his Minecraft RP buddy judging from how gay this looks.
 
Hahhaah, who caught Antara's social revealed in the Closet right now?

Is this confirmed somehow, or is it enough to just know someone's first name now?

On the voting thing, here's a clip from Season 3 during the RV trip where Sam and Jet reflect on vote-based eliminations. Sam is completely against voting because he feels it discourages conflict. During Famous House 2 he said there should be no more voting shortly after Simbal's elimination. Jet disagrees with Sam and explains his reasoning for why he likes voting. This is an example of Sam's positive influence on the show.

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This is just some rambly gay shit I wrote from the top of my head and I completely regret spending my time this way. No one cares or should care about my opinion on this, but I wrote it for some reason regardless, so now I'm posting it. Feel free to skip entirely. It's entirely Jewish faggotry.

TLDR: The contestants, the audience and the production all need to have some amount of control over who's eliminated.

As with most things, I believe there's a an ideal middle ground here, cause Jet has some good points here.

On one hand, letting eliminations be completely up to the contestants just enforces our unwritten social rules to the extreme. If you're too much for the contestants, you're likely to leave - but at the cost of holding back interesting "content" for us, the audience.

On the other hand, the fish needs to feel agency to feel motivated, do shit, and feel some sort of meaning in the tank. If everything is up to audience/production, and your not either super autistic, a hot chick or very funny/entertaining (either intentionally or unintentionally), you have to entertain while simultainously not pushing it too far. This seemingly turn into contestants mostly standing alone in a room saying cringe shit and throwing roman salutes, occasionally pouring milk in someone's bag secretively. But between these moments, they usually just hang, around unless production pushes them to action. Furthermore, if you try to put yourself in a fish' place, you should realise that it's extremely hard to create interesting drama without pissing of someone. Whatever you say, some people will like it and some people will hate it. Whoever you fuck with, some people will applaud you and some people will be enraged. This extreme uncertainty is naturally demotivating. And lastly, having no agency for yourself or within a group is extremely unnatural. Unless shit-eating Hindus got it right somehow, there are no humans that live their lives where they're completely judged and controlled by their superiors and a large group of unseen entities. Again, this makes most people uncertain, demoralized and demotivated.

In one system, contestants are encouraged to be real, predictable, and toned-down. In the other, to be fake, cringe and lazy.

As such, you should ideally have a system where everyone (fish, audience and production) has a say in who stays and who leaves - or at the very least make the former two feel like they are somewhat in control.

- Give top STOX contestants sometimes immunity, but perhaps more often advantages (in general or in challenges)
- Single out the bottom STOX contestants to be at risk for elimination or rather give them specific disadvantages
- Make challenges that are beneficial to someone popular/creating "good TV", or that are disadvantageous to those that are unpopular/boring.
- Instead of always doing top/bottom STOX, they could reward/punish people for their STOX jumping/fall drastically.
- Etc. (I had more ideas, but I completely forgot them. I think what they're doing now with "amputating" contestants by audience vote is interesting, although it's WAY too powerful of a nerf if they're gonna do that during the writing challenge tomorrow).

And mix it up. If it's only one system, people will fall into patterns and groups. And it'll keep the fish on their toes at all times.

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I feel like this should be pretty obvious tbh, as this literally applies to anything. E.g. TTS and SFX. They are an economic neccessity to the show, they are somewhat uniquely "Fishtank" in the "reality show"-world, and they've created so many legendary, hysterical moments. At the same time, not micromanaging what's being played, and more importantly, WHEN they're being played has ruined many moments for us, and routinely makes the show borderline unwatchable.

I think all of these people are more likely to speak up without Sam around tbh.
And Jet is probably more likely to actually listen to feedback than what Sam is/was.
 
This is really what we are finding funny/entertaining/"charming? now? Jfc I miss every other season now. Youre all starving for content and willing to eat slop
A grown man with a little girl anime avatar is upset something isn't completely and totally depraved? Say it ain't so.
 
Ok fan boys, enjoy jerking off while watching two autists girls do MS Paint drawings. Theres a whole "bad art" thread here if youre desperate for more.

Just go watch gay porn if you're that desperate to see people get shit on each other. Might be more to your tastes.

Probably his Minecraft RP buddy judging from how gay this looks.
Youre the one laughing at TTS with a black mans voice saying to eat his ass. Ummm projection much? Homoerotic thoughts much?

Remember kino. They can still turn this around. Theres only one man who can save it.
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The job system would be a nice idea if all the shit wasn't repeating.
Robot Caretaker is a nothingburger job.
Why not add jobs that make the fish do some stuff against each other?
 
Youre the one laughing at TTS with a black mans voice saying to eat his ass. Ummm projection much? Homoerotic thoughts much?
Say it with me, IT'S A GAY SHOW.

WOAH ALL THE FAMOUS HOUSE GIRLS AND THE LIL BLACK GAY BOY FROM THE PROJECTS ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND TALKING!!!

WOAH JIMMY IS TALKING ON A BABY PHONE IN JOKER FACEPAINT.

WOAH ARYEH IS... well Aryeh... BUT ELLIE SAID NIGGER ON HER AUDITION TAPE AND NOW SHE'S SITTING ON THE HALF PIPE
 
Jeetbot is giving emma a really long pep talk. i cant really comprehend it because its all jeet babble but the general message seems to be "i'm fucking indian do you know how much life sucks? you just have to suck it up and take it".
I think Emma is having just as much as a hard time understanding it as I am.

This should be a form of punishment for losing a challenge or something.

Shes talking about how poor people always went her to help them or some shit lmao i have no idea
although i guess thats probably common in india idk

anyways emma seems to have cheered up. good job antara!

antara is talking about she used to work with someone from in canada? and now theyre in canada and shes in india.
'be a student always'
'once youre always open you learn each and every thing from people'
'dont cry. just feel free to express yourself' lol
 
Mints filled up a giant water jug for ages. Mints walks up the kitchen stairs. Bashir follows him, and tries to take the water jug from him. Someone pours water over the other one. Bashir takes the jug from Mints, falls at the bottom of the stairs, and empties the jug in the sink. Meanwhile, Mints go through the upstair hallway and goes down the other stair (presumably to evade Bashir), and then went down in the basement where Ben and Jet was doing a live play-by-play. Mints tried to play it cool ofc. Mints is a faggot.

Bit late on this but just to give more context, Bashir found Mints filling up the computer lab water jug in the kitchen sink. Bashir was asking something about turning down the tts in the dorm due to ear damage, and to make it the same volume as the other speakers in the house. Mints kind of blows him off with a "I don't know." Then turns and walks away.

Slightly longer clip showing Bashir grab the jug and mog Mints for not taking him seriously. He lets him go until mints does the sarcastic voice which activates kamikaze mode.

 
And Jet is probably more likely to actually listen to feedback than what Sam is/was.
Jet definitely feels like a different manager this season.

The play last night with Emma's Boyfriend letter was very well done. It was so much more interesting seeing it play out when we knew what was written on it, we got to see his frustration at how hard it is to keep female contestants on the show, but then it went out and he left it up to Emma how to respond. You could tell he thought it was a good chance she'd quit reading it, and it was legit drama seeing it play out fully informed. On top of that, I think it was a really good move for them to give up a bunch of free currency so that he could remain in touch if he really was struggling with her on the show.
 
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