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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
They wanted JD to do a scene but had already done scenes with the rest of the girls, so they brought in a new girl who I presume is the freeloader (BETH):
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Beth is not impressed with JD's rizz:
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Beth has a septum piercing, which if you remember was banned for S4, maybe that was a Sam thing or maybe Jet is just desperate for a hot girl:
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JD was left out of this. Jet now says that it's his turn to do a bit, where he's been at the diner all day ordering coffee and finally "wants some sugar"... but they are out of girls! JD asks so what, are they bringing in a guy? Is that the bit?

Would he prefer a guy? He says no, what about a new girl?

A NEW GIRL?

They open the door and...

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It's VICKY!! NOT VICKY but it sure looks like her!! It's BETH! New freeloader!

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this season has a lot of really good slowburn running gags
Landon's cheese fries, emma being somehown dumber than the actual clinically retarded contestants, JD always ruining the mood by saying something dumb and gay, the twins being creepy and alien...
and the best part? production had no hand in any of these, completely organic contestant behaviour
 
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