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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
My rambling about the state of the show, feel free to skip this post just getting thoughts out:

I think we're kind of in a lull right now. Everyone is getting sick, everyone is low energy, it definitely doesn't feel like an elimination day. While I've liked this season a lot, I feel it's in danger in a few ways. The fact we're more than a third through and have only had Head and Beth as freeloaders is disappointing. I feel like they need to be absolutely loading the house up with people, but it seems like they're struggling to do that this season, maybe because they're not offering a day rate anymore. I'd be fine with old faces returning, or only new faces, but new freeloaders of any kind introduces some energy and novelty. At this point just put a homeless guy in the house for a day or something. Things get stagnant really quick on this show if people are not cycling in and out.

Speaking of stagnant, I'm just really tired of people dumping liquids on each other since this is the only physical thing they can do. It wouldn't even matter if it was piss or something. I swear 90% of the clipped moments in the last few days are just people throwing water on each other. It feels like there's been an overall lack of bits, gaslights, and even smaller challenges to occupy the fish. The job system is pretty good, but with the market it has the downside of always pulling one fish away from anything that may be going on and forcing them to be nontent for half the day.

The other way I see it being in danger is the whole elimination system. If Bashir wins and he's smart, he'd take out James Drake and vice versa. It feels like half the cast right now is going to make it through to the end despite doing very little because they're not seen as real competitors. I think Sam was right in Season 3 when he said voting/letting the fish decide who goes home really doesn't work for the show. I feel like rectifying this would be pretty easy in that production could give options of who could be eliminated or rig things a bit to get more people immunity. I don't really see that happening, though. Unless there's some production intervention, I'm seeing a possible repeat of one of season 3's biggest mistakes, which was getting rid of saar Simbal instead of someone like Payton.

The final danger I see is that production seems to be at that point where they get triggered endlessly and start to make spiteful, retarded decisions because of it. Not even talking about Ben screaming at Landon (obviously a bit) and then beating the piss out of him (probably actually mad there). In the first week the production check ins were entertaining and it felt like the wiggers had almost come into their own, but this week most of the cut ins have been Jet or Ben raging at dumb chat comments that they have no reason to respond to, telling everyone they know how to run the show and know what they're doing, they don't care what anyone says anymore etc. It's the point where production starts to act like a typical lolcow, basically. Definitely antithetical to the more quiet confidence and transparency they were projecting during the first week. Anyways, I hope the wiggers can steer the ship right but I feel like today may be make or break. Typically fishtank's first week is pretty interesting, but it often falls off into lulls like these for extended periods after very poor decisions are made. It remains to be seen what will happen here...
 
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How it started vs how it's going

 
I don’t think that Beth would have gotten kicked if she hadn’t broken a server or something in the jacuzzi bathroom. I was watching it live. She didn’t only set off the flood alarm.
Messing with the Fish is fine and it’s content, but expect production to boot you out if you break their shit.

Beth resorts to dumping liquid on everyone because she probably can’t actually fight. I feel like Anisa would win against her in a physical fight. It’s a bitch move.
I’m really curious as to what ended her marriage.
 
To everyone crying and moaning that Beth is gone and we're now in "nontent house",

I agree with the general idea that the house needs an agitator. Beth did arguably make content. HOWEVER, the way she went about it was cringe, insufferable, gay, and hypocritical to everything Jet said he wanted to avoid in this season. Yeah, I know, I'm expecting Jet to stick to his wigger word, but hear me out. Jet wanted this season to be more than throwing piss, shit, and water everywhere. But as soon as Beth touches down, that's all she ever did. This is also a personal thing so maybe I need to pull the stick out of my ass, but while Beth made things happen the stream basically had to be muted the whole time. I couldn't stand her constantly screaming and peaking the mic, or speaking in nigger-babble, sometimes both.

Plus I couldn't stand that retarded dance she did that every worthless gen-z whore does when they can't figure out a way to actually refute anything.

TL;DR I'll take my Top Hats now and Beth sucked. The season is better off without her, and possibly better if she never showed up.
 
Gef Mongoose said:
I don’t think that Beth would have gotten kicked if she hadn’t broken a server or something in the jacuzzi bathroom. I was watching it live. She didn’t only set off the flood alarm.
Messing with the Fish is fine and it’s content, but expect production to boot you out if you break their shit.

Beth resorts to dumping liquid on everyone because she probably can’t actually fight. I feel like Anisa would win against her in a physical fight. It’s a bitch move.
I’m really curious as to what ended her marriage.
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why do wiggers put their servers near sources of water, knowing what show they're running? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

it's amazing how retarded you can be after hosting the same format for five seasons
 
id be pissed too if people kept pouring buckets of water everywhere, and it was leaking thru the vents danger close to the server. saw one retard say "durrr just move the server" - no. if the pinacle of fucking with a contestant to you is pouring buckets of water all over my hardwood floors, youre a faggot!
 
Gef Mongoose said:
I don’t think that Beth would have gotten kicked if she hadn’t broken a server or something in the jacuzzi bathroom. I was watching it live. She didn’t only set off the flood alarm.
Messing with the Fish is fine and it’s content, but expect production to boot you out if you break their shit.

Beth resorts to dumping liquid on everyone because she probably can’t actually fight. I feel like Anisa would win against her in a physical fight. It’s a bitch move.
I’m really curious as to what ended her marriage.
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The server is below the kitchen IIRC, but yeah they told her explicitly this morning to NOT pour water around that area but shes a burned out zoomer and that was more than 5 minutes ago so she forgot. Bye bye!
 
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