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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Mörkö said:
Production needs more people working in shifts (with time off outside the house) to avoid getting burnt out and cranky.
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They should have like 3 show runners working in shifts, and let each one have its own feel, can help with vibe repair and giving the fish something to look forward for.

lets say we have someone watch overnight, 2am-10am they are fairly chill just supposed to put the fish to bed so they have energy for the next day, dont have any ideas for this host rn.
10am-6pm, we have xavier having the fish larp and perform the days jobs, friendtank content, can hassle them a bit but let them have fun and fill time with content.
6pm-2am, we get jet & ben hell house, standard fishtank content.

does not have to be super rigid but i think it can help the fish power though tough times and not burn out, eg landon knows jet & ben are going to make his life hell but xaiver has a quest for him, could give different contestants time to shine in different environments.

give us a quick downstairs chat before each swap and let us know prods thoughts/plans.
and introducing some structure like this just gives you another thing to take away and destroy to fuck with them as the show progresses.
 
Swaggoat said:
James and Emma need to stop talking lol. Because they're gonna eat their words guarantee it.
I just know if the next freeloader targets them instead of Bashir they will cry and change their whole friendhouse spiel.
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This is an insane conversation, "I know she dumped shit all over people's beds including my own. Made everyone miserable and fucked with people constantly...but Bashir didn't have to be so mean about eliminating her :(" also ignoring the fact it was her own stupidity that got her eliminated, not Bashir preventing her from water logging the dorm.
 
Emma might be one of the dumbest bitches in the history of fishtank
"Bashir shouldn't have forced her out, he should have waited a couple days since we already have an elimination today"
Followed immediately by
"Beth was really getting under Bashirs skin, i think another couple of days and she could have got to him"

And
"I was positioning things so that she would go after Bashir"
>implying she has literally any form of prescience in the house
 
Penguin Soldier said:
This is an insane conversation, "I know she dumped shit all over people's beds including my own. Made everyone miserable and fucked with people constantly...but Bashir didn't have to be so mean about eliminating her :(" also ignoring the fact it was her own stupidity that got her eliminated, not Bashir preventing her from water logging the dorm.
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That's why Frank is a professional, and she is a cheap imitation.
 
code123 said:
They should have like 3 show runners working in shifts, and let each one have its own feel, can help with vibe repair and giving the fish something to look forward for.

lets say we have someone watch overnight, 2am-10am they are fairly chill just supposed to put the fish to bed so they have energy for the next day, dont have any ideas for this host rn.
10am-6pm, we have xavier having the fish larp and perform the days jobs, friendtank content, can hassle them a bit but let them have fun and fill time with content.
6pm-2am, we get jet & ben hell house, standard fishtank content.

does not have to be super rigid but i think it can help the fish power though tough times and not burn out, eg landon knows jet & ben are going to make his life hell but xaiver has a quest for him, could give different contestants time to shine in different environments.

give us a quick downstairs chat before each swap and let us know prods thoughts/plans.
and introducing some structure like this just gives you another thing to take away and destroy to fuck with them as the show progresses.
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Best Idea ive seen to keep the show interesting, and I think it would for sure solve a bunch of issues
 
Beth update, hopefully the last we ever hear or see of her.

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Emma is really starting to annoy me. She basically just said everything entertaining that has happened in the past couple of days (The cell, Bashir going off on Beth etc.) is "the lowest form of entertainment"

You can't sit on your ass and complain about everything when you do literally nothing
 
Roak said:
Emma is really starting to annoy me. She basically just said everything entertaining that has happened in the past couple of days (The cell, Bashir going off on Beth etc.) is "the lowest form of entertainment"

You can't sit on your ass and complain about everything when you do literally nothing
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Someone should get a video of her jew bf roping and show it to her, then maybe we’ll get content out of her.
 
Bashir is of right now the best fish in this tank. The amount of malding over "but he has a fake voodoo pedo religion" just makes it funnier because people want him to be another universally hated Simbal but it just ain't happening.

"Waaaaaah he physically interferes with people attempting to dump shit on him" And? Who wouldn't?

Also fuck Emma. More useless than Payton at this point and that's saying a lot.
 
code123 said:
They should have like 3 show runners working in shifts, and let each one have its own feel, can help with vibe repair and giving the fish something to look forward for.

lets say we have someone watch overnight, 2am-10am they are fairly chill just supposed to put the fish to bed so they have energy for the next day, dont have any ideas for this host rn.
10am-6pm, we have xavier having the fish larp and perform the days jobs, friendtank content, can hassle them a bit but let them have fun and fill time with content.
6pm-2am, we get jet & ben hell house, standard fishtank content.

does not have to be super rigid but i think it can help the fish power though tough times and not burn out, eg landon knows jet & ben are going to make his life hell but xaiver has a quest for him, could give different contestants time to shine in different environments.

give us a quick downstairs chat before each swap and let us know prods thoughts/plans.
and introducing some structure like this just gives you another thing to take away and destroy to fuck with them as the show progresses.
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Great idea. And they could always vary it up a little if they feel like it, ie Ben and Xavier working together for a "shift", or just rotate the shifts every so often so all three sets of hosts get to their chance to shine. That sort of thing.
I even like the idea of maybe twice a season, a (hand selected) guest host/showrunner is given semi-free reign for 4 hours or whatever. Think Nick/Charls, Alex Stein, comedians with some amount of renown. Bam's initial appearance on S4 brought insane views, it would definitely help the numbers.
 
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Eliminate emma. Anissa at least produces content when she's drunk and the season would take a massive financial hit if JD left.
 
mango_reseller said:
He has not been fucked with by anyone so far, thug what out. So far the worst he's done is drag JD across a room and get some spices and water sprayed on him. Someone should cut his ponytail when he's asleep and then we'll see
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From what we saw I got no doubts he woulda done 24h+ in there with the rotten fish/milk or whatever else. Or he would have tried to end it fast before he had to pray.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
From what we saw I got no doubts he woulda done 24h+ in there with the rotten fish/milk or whatever else. Or he would have tried to end it fast before he had to pray.
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Yeah that's what I'm saying, his only schtick is being a gorilla nigger and everything else production has basically banned. Even if you believe it's all about "the strategy" of fishtank, here's your average TTS:
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