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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I typically like the Jet fucking with the fans meta shit, but its clear this is just speedrunning the death of the show rather than a bit.
I usually don't mind them fucking with the audience as it can be pretty funny, but being intentionally boring and driving viewers away is retarded. The wiggers have been triggered the past couple of days and I don't get it. Like you said they had something really good going for the first week at least, even some highlights already this week. I said earlier in my post that this is kind of a make or break day for them I feel, and it seems like they've just snapped under the pressure for whatever reason. I'll never understand their DSP-like insecurity, and them being transparent and open with fans despite being very well received is now out the window for some reason.

I understand it's a very difficult show to run, and that this is an epic bit, but it reeks of just being pissed at chat. People were warming up to production big time in the first week, so why throw that all in the trash now? It's not like there's any real crisis going on that's any different from last week where they lost two fish in the first few days.
 
I think the ones who get super angry over it are people who give the tank their full attention. I learned a long time ago that you should second screen it and only unmute it when something interesting is happening. So for me its like yeah there's been a ton of downtime this season, but I don't really care that much because I've not really wasted that time listening to the fish sit on the couch making small talk.
Exactly, it should be background for the most part. I have Death Stranding on at the moment, even cooked with the show on my tablet. Its the best way to enjoy it.
 
I admit I haven't watched much since S1... is there another season where more fish left than was eliminated? Cuz right now they're up to 2 have left, 1 trying to leave, and 0 eliminations since they canceled the only one they had out.
3 left*. This really is the cast that burns twice as hot lasting half as long. Hellhouse only really works in places like Ukraine where half the population would cut off a finger for a hit of dope
 
Today was kind of fucked to start because none of the fish are going to do anything and risk getting the house to turn against them right before the elimination.
I get doing it in the evening so most people can watch after work or whatever but if they found a way to do it at like noon they can rip the bandaid off and continue with fish content.
You could literally feed them all crack cocaine right now and they'd still be keeping to themselves.
 
3 left*. This really is the cast that burns twice as hot lasting half as long. Hellhouse only really works in places like Ukraine where half the population would cut off a finger for a hit of dope
Three?

Bezo, Vicky. Anussa isn't gone yet.
 
Exactly, it should be background for the most part. I have Death Stranding on at the moment, even cooked with the show on my tablet. Its the best way to enjoy it.
Yep people no lifing this show take it way too personally.

It ends early it ends early who cares. It goes to trash who cares, i'll still enjoy the trashfire then forget about it until the next season.
 
Well they had a a decent number leave in season 3 for sure.
Season 3 had 3 Eliminations and two of them were unneeded(Mizzy and Simbal). Season 3 showed the show can run with crazy activities and good freeloaders and not need eliminations to motivate content
Anisa tries to leave but production asks her to stay for the elimination at least for some reason.

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Either they are planning to eliminate her no matter what, or Jets gonna do a school shooter ending with the paint ball gun to end the site.
 
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