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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The fact that fishtank reminded me that dudes like this exist just makes me feel gross. It's not even funny (minus the idea that now he's stranded in Atlanta, lol). But it's a minor chuckle compared to how weird, gross and uncomfortable that dude, specifically listening to that discord call made me feel. Like what the fuck man. More of a pedo than Simmons, creepier than Jin, more of a pest than Burt (even Burt waited for consent). That left a massive bad taste in my mouth. FTL needs a massive vibe reset.
 
Ugh, i just watched that chomo try and explain away molesting a 3 year old girl.

I'm legit sick and pissed off. They tried to get a W outta throwing him off in a vaguely funny way.

They shoulda tried to get him in the Combat room or something. Kicking him out the way they did was too soft.

Way to go you retarded wiggers, I'm gonna puke.
 
Unwired Clutter said:
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You're telling me a creature with this physiognomy was a nonce? Wow you're telling me this now for the first time...
 
muffdiver said:
Physical coins do exist just to be clear, they're like pre-loaded cards with embedded keys. I'm guessing this is one of the purely decorative coins or it was just loaded with zero dollars.
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The fact that he said “hand this to an attendant” was kind of a giveaway.

What a freak. I’m glad they didn’t do what they said yesterday and “just ignore chat from now on”.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Everyone who said it was so over earlier today, please fill out the standard apology form and turn it in to the thread ASAP.
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>Beth kicked because of elimination flooding alarm
>total chimpout by prod, unintentionally providing content by making asses out of themselves
>keyboard challenge being scuffed as fuck, the giant keyboard was broken
>new Freeloader outed (allegedly) as a pedophile, kicked out immediately
>gaslighting the freak, he will be stranded in the airport and homeless in fucking Atlanta of all places
>wiggers gaining their lost izzat back
>the psychic powers of Bongo are fucking real (amazing bit btw)
>Jet vs. JD tard fight
>Landon cooking challenge: Self-made Portesi cheese fries
This day was fucking wild. Jet, I kneel.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
It's no win situation, but it was the right choice to make for the better of the show. Also Jet's Final Bullet didn't matter, fired by the guy the First Bullet didn't matter for.
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I feel like it would have been funnier if they had Bashir eliminate Drake. Anisa would walk. Then they could bring Drake back to replace Anisa. Neither could complain about it. James will try to get revenge only to find out that bullet eliminations are dead.
 
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