🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[sex haver]

Jet cam!

For freeloaders, they are looking for: "Onlyfans girls. Alleged pedophiles." No, no, he's just KIDDING.

He says there are over 500 freeloader auditions, and asks chat if they want to see nontent in the tank, or to watch him review auditions. He asks if it is possible to take over just one cam instead of Director. He doesn't know, but will look into it.

 

[Meiwaku]

>Fishtank S5 end in large fanfare
>Final 2: Landon and Twins
>Twins win it all, Jet restored Alien Powers.
>Landon sighs, clutching Anisa's bottle tightly.
>He wins no money. No van for him.
>Jet pulls Landon aside
>"Actually, I do have a way for you to make some money..."
> Jet hands Landon the broom, gesturing to the destroyed house
>*Landon's theme song starts playing*

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Cerebral palsy dude would be sick but I doubt they're remotely prepared to care for someone like that. Easily the most normal dude who has applied so far.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

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Cerebral palsy dude would be sick but I doubt they're remotely prepared to care for someone like that. Easily the most normal dude who has applied so far.

he's a known comedian, and a funny one, but I forget his name I've just seen some of his videos

 

[foam rolla]

 

[crb]

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Cerebral palsy dude would be sick but I doubt they're remotely prepared to care for someone like that. Easily the most normal dude who has applied so far.

Get him and the Samwise lookalike as his fake caretaker (possibly dressed as a hobbit)

 

[Meiwaku]

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Cerebral palsy dude would be sick but I doubt they're remotely prepared to care for someone like that. Easily the most normal dude who has applied so far.

This is my first season and even I know they had Ricky Berwick on the show brotha

 

[Aquafag]

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Cerebral palsy dude would be sick but I doubt they're remotely prepared to care for someone like that. Easily the most normal dude who has applied so far.

MISSED OPPORTUNITY LOL
vid from his channel:

 

[Overmind]

What a missed opportunity to not make the mat pattern of the arena into a swastika

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

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Cerebral palsy dude would be sick but I doubt they're remotely prepared to care for someone like that. Easily the most normal dude who has applied so far.

This guy has been my favorite along with tourette's guy. Most of these are horrible and obviously haven't been QC'd. Typically they start with profession, "I'm unemployed", "been watching the show", height, religious affiliation, where they are from, and/or "my personality would be good for fishtank bc...".

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

This guy has been my favorite along with tourette's guy. Most of these are horrible and obviously haven't been QC'd. Typically they start with profession, "I'm unemployed", "been watching the show", height, religious affiliation, where they are from, and/or "my personality would be good for fishtank bc...".

I had those two and the black sports dude. Maybe also the Lesbian looking lightskin dude. Everyone else was a carbon copy.

 

[Marche]

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Jet cam!

For freeloaders, they are looking for: "Onlyfans girls. Alleged pedophiles." No, no, he's just KIDDING.

He says there are over 500 freeloader auditions, and asks chat if they want to see nontent in the tank, or to watch him review auditions. He asks if it is possible to take over just one cam instead of Director. He doesn't know, but will look into it.

I'm already doxed and have all my hair and shave my face.
Call me jet...

 

[Unwired Clutter]

If Jet gets a literal nigga on we can see how firm Landon and Bongo are about claiming it's just a word.

 

[India]

Cringe Clips of MINTS resurfaced.

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FUCK YOU MINTS!!!!

Dipshit really thinks he's doing early Sam videos.

 

[filthypenguin]

I'm already doxed and have all my hair and shave my face.
Call me jet...

Is your audition in these? If you're already face doxed you have to clip it

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Man auditions like these really make you miss Jeff and Dumbgay.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

I think the reason Beth was picked to come on was that 25 women applied and 20 of them were Beths.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

I appreciate Jet showing us the auditions so we know why this season is so fucking scuffed lol

 

[India]

I thought the wigger's daddy Sam was super against people with no fight experience or even starting light training boxing and throwing punches at eachothers heads.

Jet won but he was so mad during the fight, being super dirty, smashed JD's head in to a wall, hit back of the head, punched after Ben stopped it lol.

 

[CH4TT3R]

I thought the wigger's daddy Sam was super against people with no fight experience or even starting light training boxing and throwing punches at eachothers heads.

Jet won but he was so mad during the fight, being super dirty, smashed JD's head in to a wall, hit back of the head, punched after Ben stopped it lol.

Is there a video of the fight? I never saw it.

I appreciate Jet showing us the auditions so we know why this season is so fucking scuffed lol

Dude has no attention span at all; he doesn't even watch the full videos, lmfao. He just watches the first 10 seconds and goes and judges them based on their looks or a shit joke they made.