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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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If bingo is experiencing withdrawal symptoms, she'll be fine after a few days. Headache, fatigue etc. however if it's a controlled substance it can't be mailed to her.
 
Is your audition in these? If you're already face doxed you have to clip it
Na I took my audition down before they even started streaming them for s5 casting. It was myst me talking about how Aboriginals are not human and smell bad for 2 minute.
I'm a solid 5/10 with no genetic fuck ups like a retard nose or big ears or balding though so don't hit on me silly boys.
 
Dude has no attention span at all; he doesn't even watch the full videos, lmfao.
10 seconds is definitely enough for 95% of these, and I'd say the ones hes shown interest in have been good calls. All these neo-MDE fans are the fucking same, and he's had three years of these carbon copies spamming applications.

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Cerebral palsy dude would be sick but I doubt they're remotely prepared to care for someone like that. Easily the most normal dude who has applied so far.
Having watched a hour of this shit, this still tracks.

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Only other S-tier application was this dude, who only stated that he has "been through it all" and "seen it all."
 
With Bingo at first I was worried it was benzos since the twins are kinda whacked but ADHD meds makes total sense since benzo WD can be pretty serious. Irritable and having no energy, and sleeping a lot are telling signs. I thought she was like sick sick at first. And maybe she is, it kinda seems like it. But like people said ADHD med refills are weird, and her being in another state would make that worse. People CAN pick up your prescriptions usually as long as they have an ID, they keep record so it's not that. I am willing to bet it's being in another state. Doctors have to call in refills every month, which is kind of funny since with benzos you can just prescribe refills, even though they are controlled substances too, and arguably way worse for you. Not sure about rules on opiates/opioids AKA suboxone which I HIGHLY DOUBT is the issue or she would be throwing up and in way worse shape. Someone on subs would not do fishtank without having enough to make it through, kinda like Vicky with her kratom. They are just crazy strict w ADHD meds. If that is the case she will be fine. I have powered through it before having work and school and it's really not THAT bad, I mean it sucks a little but you shouldn't be incapacitated. if you take ADHD meds you really should only be taking them when going to work or school, or if you are doing something that day, IDK, I take breaks on weekends and holidays for this reason. ENOUGH DRUG TALK, but I hope she feels better soon.

IMHO I genuinely think the show and pacing so far is pretty normal compared to other seasons. Its always 90% nontent and 10% kino. Obviously it is different in some ways but I have enjoyed this season so far and I think Jet is doing a decent job. He still does retarded shit but that's just Jetting It Up! ™️. No Jet = No Fishtank. Bam has been pretty non existent and has added almost nothing to the show other than his presence and notoriety or "celebrity" I guess. The freeloader arc has been pretty retarded though. NGL. I still tune in every day and I am a fan. I don't have any preference for how the show is run and I appreciate them trying new things. I have not missed Sam one time.

I am a Bashir fan after immediately hating him (like everyone). But I have to say with his moustache longer and especially when he smiles and his face gets big he gives off major KCJFS vibes. They look kinda similar, and more so when Bash wears the cowboy hat. TMDWU
 
It just seems like basic stimulant withdrawal to me plus she's actually sick with a cold or flu. Something like Ritalin or Adderall. If you're used to taking it every day going without will wipe you out for a bit. And it's definitely something the wiggers wouldn't be allowed to pick up on her behalf.
if she's taking her prescribed dose the withdrawals should be minimal at most. I never got any withdrawals from that shit aside from mental ones.
 
he's a known comedian, and a funny one, but I forget his name I've just seen some of his videos
I wanna see that video of him messing with people on the beach that he mentioned & showed a clip of. Doesn't seem to be on his channel unless I'm more retarded than he is.
 
I'm 100% on Jet's side after watching these auditions, holy shit this is grim. You can see the light in his eyes dim a little more each time he says "Thanks for watching" and goes to the next video.
 
Jet watching auditions, says he recognizes the guy from other submissions. Video opens:
“Hey, I’ve sent you some stuff before you might remember. I’m the guy who’s in a pretty bad place right now.”
 
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"Didn't Beth have that exact same shirt" (Yep)
He has at least 4 super promising candidates and <10 more good fits. They should flood the house with the weirdos they found
 
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