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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Friend tank with a bunch of autists that naturally create content with their interactions would have been fine but no, people just have to have hellhouse
The autists just need a simple push to make the whole thing descend into chaos too. Give landon cheese fries and give someone a mission to sauce them up. Convince JD to spill lore on his weird relationship / reddit-tier politics and 'sic The Worldly Raghead on him.

They just can't be fucked to incite anything creative that would potentially spiral into chaos, opting instead to bring on "Satanic Whore" and "World's most Obvious Discord Groomer" within the span of a week. It's a GrimDark show.
 
I'm saying Jet is more tolerant of this sort of thing(discord sex freaks) than Sam would've been.
Pedos were given a lot more screentime in the seasons Sam were involved in vs. those who were all Jet. This must mean Marky's ex-daddy loves his fellow pedos hurrdurr

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Yeah, sure, virtually all of those pedohunter videos are someone looking and behaving like Mr. Naked, yet there are many people that look like that who aren't pedophiles. In fact, I'm assuming most of them aren't. And what about Epstein? How can you spot the pedophile in him?

I'm glad you feel like an expert in something, but I sadly have to inform you that there's literally (or at least virtually?) no correlation between one's looks and one's sexuality.

I'll give you the last word now, cause I'm not gonna entertain this bullshit any further✌🏻
 
Friend tank with a bunch of autists that naturally create content with their interactions would have been fine but no, people just have to have hellhouse
Hellhouse people are never satisfied is the worst part. They're war mongerers who are too dysgenic to realize that there need to be "rules of war" to have a fair fight, and that nuking everything is not "content" because people adapt very quickly to insane behavior as normal if that's what they're used to. Just look at threads on the farms. Some of the top cows here only have Twitter crashouts and other, less funny ones are multiple felonies because it's just not funny after their "hell" increases to the size that the state must take custody of them. It becomes normal.

There have been many tests done on human group psychopathy and what they do when "everyone else is doing it". Or the limits people go to when they're "at war" (See: warcrimes). People are vicious in groups, and the thrills of battle and war are somewhat ingrained in our psyche. But as rational beings, we have to root out all of our retarded antisocial behaviors because hell is for everyone, not just others. This translates down to viewer and participant.

If chat was a curated group of bloodthirsty less-retarded people, they'd be mindlessly destroying the Middle East in the name of Israel instead of sending TTS insisting Fish mog the server and drywall.
 
yes, all the half-assed apologies and "dude we won't do it again"-ing in the world won't change the fact that jet is either slightly more okay with pedophilia than Sam is, or seriously lacks the ability to assess people's character and should not be running a reality show.

it's also legitimately inexcusable intentionally bringing an exhibitionist sex pest on a show where the fan favorite contestants were molested. fuck jet.
 
Well duh. Look at Beth, she was a $30 each tts machine and generated a lot of content for the price of a cheap flight and a couple Ubers.
In the future, it'd be nice if you single out specifically what you're replying to. Not only for clarity, but also for not clogging up the thread too much.

PS: I know what you were replying to though.
 
And what about Epstein? How can you spot the pedophile in him?
Jewish + hypersexual + private plane called the "lolita express" - everyone who was around Epstein knew he was a pedo. They were also active participants in his pedophile ring.
Mr Naked had similar hallmarks of a low-class pedo, those being unkempt subhuman appearance, hypersexuality, terminally-online nature, and participation in "ironic sadist" humor and communities(this last one is the big one).
I'm glad you feel like an expert in something, but I sadly have to inform you that there's literally (or at least virtually?) no correlation between one's looks and one's sexuality.
Personality, looks, and behavior that jet could've all easily clocked from his application. just lol. You don't need to be an expert to recognize patterns bud.
 
Did Landon at least cook?
Yes
 
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>This guy walks up, slaps your girl's ass, and takes your cheese fry.


Wyd?
 
There's 500+ and if the first 10 seconds is "hi, umm my name is uh James, and I uhh am 23 from North Carolina, and yeah uh I like music, and um TV" then yeah they should be skipped. These niggas need to be original and immediately have something in the first 10 seconds that makes you think "oh shit, let's see more". Big energy, less rambling.
Yeah, that's a fair point, but it's not always about being funny or saying some crazy shit. It's how they act, as well, that matters, like if they are really weird or off-putting. Chris is a good he is not funny, but he is off-putting and annoying.

First of all, I'm extremely confident in my assumption that "Mr. Naked" was productions idea entirely (not that it is of any significant relevance here).

Secondly, there's a huge leap between exhibitionism vs. a sex pest and then vs. pedophelia ffs. Like occasionally doing Molly on raves vs. shooting up heroin on the daily.

People like you devalue the effect the word in itself carries. These days, whenever I hear someone's called pedophile, I usually stop paying attention, because it's almost always some 30-50 year old guy that sexted with someone that was 18 or 19 years old.
YOU AGAIN?!?! Why has no one raped you yet?! Yeah, prod would totally get someone to come on the show just so people can call him a paedophile. No one would agree to doing that to themselves

And people are calling him a pedo because he said he wanted to do these things, dude was hanging around in Discord servers showing his cock. There is no 100% proof that he is a pedo, but it's highly likely

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Hellhouse people are never satisfied is the worst part. They're war mongerers who are too dysgenic to realize that there need to be "rules of war" to have a fair fight, and that nuking everything is not "content" because people adapt very quickly to insane behavior as normal if that's what they're used to. Just look at threads on the farms. Some of the top cows here only have Twitter crashouts and other, less funny ones are multiple felonies because it's just not funny after their "hell" increases to the size that the state must take custody of them. It becomes normal.

There have been many tests done on human group psychopathy and what they do when "everyone else is doing it". Or the limits people go to when they're "at war" (See: warcrimes). People are vicious in groups, and the thrills of battle and war are somewhat ingrained in our psyche. But as rational beings, we have to root out all of our retarded antisocial behaviors because hell is for everyone, not just others. This translates down to viewer and participant.

If chat was a curated group of bloodthirsty less-retarded people, they'd be mindlessly destroying the Middle East in the name of Israel instead of sending TTS insisting Fish mog the server and drywall.
anyone remember that time 4chan identified the location of an ISIS training camp and sent it to I think the Russians and they bombed it?
 
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