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Dizzy DeanEbonics can only claim chopped. Cisfoid/moid etc is incel shit and maxxing came from gaming (then incels). Cooked as in doing well at something is ebonics, but cooked as in being fucked or finished (like a turkey) goes way back so they don't get both uses.
Yeah, I figured it was sorta like the “stick a fork in him, he’s done” expression which feels white to me but I have nothing to back that up.
 
Yeah, I figured it was sorta like the “stick a fork in him, he’s done” expression which feels white to me but I have nothing to back that up.
If it feels white, that is enough.
No back up needed.
I have attributed "cooked" as in "finished" to come from over cooking turkey and have done so with absolutely zero factual evidence or historical proof.

But since black people don't cook turkey and white people love to over cook turkey, I just went with the most logical route.

So cooked, as in fucked or finished, is centuries old slang hailing from white people fucking up turkeys.

-1 points for ebonics.
 
I went to the reddit original to find out what trans friendly place he supposedly comes from. He also posts in transgenderau. I opened it to doublecheck if it was australia, not austria, and in the sidebar I saw this
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But nope, they're totally not grooming minors. (apparently you can medically transition in australia once you're 16 if the information they provide is correct).
I doublechecked and the main mtf sub doesnt have this. If it's legal in australia (and i assume some other places also allow children to fuck themselves up) why doesnt the main sub offer that info. I assume they know it's a bad look, and hide it in the smaller subs where children can stumble upon it.
They just grew kids totally out in the open, it's insanity.
 
I just saw this in the middle of the night, so now I'm going to subject you to it too.
Trust me. This video has everything you need.
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You're down bad when I have to say that the Sikh has better rhythm.
While this FTM tries to acknowledge how objectifying it is towards actual men.
WE'RE STILL MEN

Complete digression: as I was reading a book about the siege of Dien Bien Phu, I was surprised to see "we're cooked" footnoted as French military slang, in the 1950s. Not to imply a throughline, just the interesting universality of human language.
I think it's pretty common. Like "I'm done! Put a fork in me."
Cooked and chopped may be theirs but cisfoid doesn’t sound black. Idk where the maxxx shit came from though.
Incels.
 
Ebonics can only claim chopped. Cisfoid/moid etc is incel shit and maxxing came from gaming (then incels). Cooked as in doing well at something is ebonics, but cooked as in being fucked or finished (like a turkey) goes way back so they don't get both uses.
Most slang is way older than “da kidz” think it is.

London slang, especially rhyming, was just a progression of polari which was and still is a dialect spoken by sailors, Jews and gays.
Which in tern probably originated from thieves cant with a touch of Romani and Yiddish.
Current London speak is now a mix of the evolution of that and bastardized pidgin English from the Caribbean.

The slang used in the beat generation novels was more of a thing in the 30s and only came back in the late 50s and sixties because of the publication of on the road and Junky.

California surfer dude speak spread outwards in the 80s and 90s thanks to stuff like bill and Ted and the ninja turtles., but it again was something in existence since the 60s and probably before.
 
Ebonics can only claim chopped. Cisfoid/moid etc is incel shit and maxxing came from gaming (then incels). Cooked as in doing well at something is ebonics, but cooked as in being fucked or finished (like a turkey) goes way back so they don't get both uses.
Cooked as in being in a terrible situation exists in Spanish too. You're "in the oven".
 
I think that’s also why so many pooners and troons end up in education. Being the only adult in the classroom gives them a false sense of both power and popularity, neither of which they likely had as students themselves since they were all probably too gross, creepy, perverted, autistic, or all of the above during their own schooling to even have friends, let alone be popular.
Personally, it clears up a lot to think of 'trans' as something people do rather than something people are. As a verb, because verbs are motivated rather than innate qualities. Why do people trans? Which people trans? And a huge part of it is that it's a way of exerting control, and so it draws in people who crave more control, over themselves and over others, to a disordered degree, while actively gatekeeping against people who have respect for other people's rights, beliefs, feelings, perceptions, boundaries, autonomy, etc. Because on a fundamental level, trans is about demanding people 'see you' the way you demand to be seen instead of how they actually perceive you.

It's been artificially normalized by increasingly unhinged activism in the name of 'intersectional' blah blah blah, but think about how fundamentally warped that is. Yes, it's normal to care at least a bit about how you appear to others and try to project the image that you want to embody, but in a normal person that comes with some acceptance that ultimately other people will judge you based on how they perceive you and the most you can do is try to influence that perception. They get to make up their own minds about you. Trans says no, they don't, they have to see me the way I want to be seen, no matter what reality be damned. 'I identify as five lights, so say it!"

So it draws in the people who are attracted to that instead of repulsed by it, who also express their control issues in other fucked up ways. Self-harmers (cutting, anorexia, extreme promiscuity...). Career cancellation-mobbers. Mass shooters. Serial killers. Rapists. Domestic abusers. Pedophiles. Reddit moderators (but I repeat myself). And yes, becoming educators, where they're given a captive audience of children they can reward or punish based on how compliant they are with the teacher's agenda. They seek out positions of power they can abuse.
 
Absolutely. Part of me wonders if she has that type of OCD where she obsesses over being a bad person, like how Mallory Ortberg's brother obsessed about being a pedophile even though he wasn't. I'm no psychiatrist so I'm not sure what that is called exactly. On the other hand, it's almost like she has some kind of gangstalking delusions, maybe mild psychotic symptoms. She really needs to be kept an eye on, regardless.
While she's clearly delusional, it might not entirely be delusions if she actually looks like a 12-year old. Give me your horrifying ratings, but that's like the prime age for the creepiest pedos-who-don't-identify-as-pedos to come creeping out of the woodwork and start pestering girls in unsettling ways whenever they see an opportunity. A woman-child who looks like a 12-year old, out alone and unprotected, would be blood in the water for all of those NEETs out there jacking it to loli who are just afraid enough of the consequences of getting caught to prevent them from molesting actual children.
 
I swear I've seen Harvey Birdtroon, Pooner at Law chimp out before though that could have just be the original release of the court cam.

One of my favorite blink and you miss it moments in that cinematic masterpiece was when the random woman up in the nosebleed section of audience piped up about feeling unsafe due to the pooner's hulk out. 🤣

You wanted to be a Man, get ready to be punished for making women feel unsafe lmfao.

Then there was the opp counsel with his chad country accent telling her that she should leave that county.
Looks like things got shut down, but I did find this:
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That's actually pretty sad.

I found a tiktok, too. Here's the urlebird since they sometimes have things the live version doesn't: https://urlebird.com/user/robhopkinsesq/
A lot of the videos have kids in them, so I'm not posting them, but here are some stills from some of the videos:
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Lmfao look at that arm. We didn't need confirmation that this critter has attempted to get a rotdog stapled on at least once but we got it. :punished:
 
Over the last several years, a MTF sacrificed everything good in his life - his family, his friends, a place in the city he loved and a job he didn't despise - all in pursuit of chasing the skirtgospinny dragon.
the harassment, discrimination and inhostillity I get at the different shops I've worked at is insane and hard to deal with. I find I'm now crying at shifts I've been dealing with it for so long like years, holding on for a day i "pass better" but ive realised that day may never come and could just be dealing with neverending hate. the inhostillity is pretty much most customers.

While "inhostillity" is hilarious, I'm not surprised this guy is Australian. The Govt may be all in on trans/free palestine/ shit, but the general populace isn't buying it.

Outside of the festering performy of inner city Melbourne, your average Aussie will see a troon and be like "Mate, you look like a fuckin faggot in that get up". I heard some Dad say those exact words to his son's friend at a footy match recently, and his son's friend wasn't even a tranny he was just wearing pink shoes.
 
I can't think of a single guy who wears pants that allow other people to estimate his penis size
Robert Plant? I don't recommend searching for pics unless you enjoy male bulges.
common slang skews
Not sure about the US but in the UK slang changes really fast. Somebody called me a melt
online recently. No idea what it meant so it didn't offend me.
the Sikh has better rhythm
The tranny attempting Indian style dancing was quite painful to watch, especially because
he started doing the energetic part at the wrong point.
 
Robert Plant? I don't recommend searching for pics unless you enjoy male bulges.
And almost every other rock star. I've seen pictures of Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull) wearing what can only be described as a "jock sock," in other words a sock on his penis. No, I'm not going to look for that picture for you. And of course there is the famous cucumber scene from This is Spinal Tap.
 
And almost every other rock star. I've seen pictures of Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull) wearing what can only be described as a "jock sock," in other words a sock on his penis. No, I'm not going to look for that picture for you. And of course there is the famous cucumber scene from This is Spinal Tap.
Yeah after posting I was thinking that they were all like that in the 70s; Mick Jagger, Marc Bolan, etc
I remember seeing a Led Zep video though and feeling like I'd been molested.
 
new kitchencels just dropped. GirlDinnerDiaries is actually about women powerleveling about their (mostly dating) lives via pictures of food. Notice how its for women?
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the women weren't sucking the girlcock good enough tho and he went to cry somewhere else
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new kitchencels just dropped. GirlDinnerDiaries is actually about women powerleveling about their (mostly dating) lives via pictures of food. Notice how its for women?
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the women weren't sucking the girlcock good enough tho and he went to cry somewhere else
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That is the most male coded goyslop spread ever lmao, that tranny should just rope or bridge because he sure as fuck ain't gonna make it

Also it's hilarious that trannies have even managed to ruin life for ugly women who look too masculine. Add that to the list of shit trannies have ruined

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They will do anything to mutilate themselves even if it could kills them

Everything TIFs do is just self-harm with extra steps. They’re just getting medical professionals to do the cutting and pills for them.


Wonder if she'll get gender euphoria from this homo affirming infection.
Now she's closer to being a true gay man than most of her rotdog riddled pooner cohorts.

Congrats!

There’s a historical pooner from the ‘80s/‘90s who would rape gay men by omission. She’d hook up with drunk gay men by only pulling the back of her pants down, and she eventually caught HIV. She ended up dying of AIDS and told journalists that it really reinforced her gay manhood to herself, the fucking pervert.
 
There’s a historical pooner from the ‘80s/‘90s who would rape gay men by omission.
Yeah, I remember reading about that and had to look up her name.
Lou Sullivan.

She was quoted as saying “I took a certain pleasure in informing the gender clinic that even though their program told me I could not live as a gay man, it looks like I’m going to die like one.”

She really told them.
And apparently her diary, that was published post mortem, is considered some kind of scripture for "trans joy" because nothing screams manly manhood than writing in a fucking diary.
 
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