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Poopfart said:
A paddleboard? LMAOOOOOO
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Anna on a paddleboard immediately brings to mind Corissa's one excursion on a supersized kayak (which I assume she got paid to shill). She was sitting way too high out of the water on a cushion of her own fat, so she had to put in a lot of effort for shallow strokes, and on top of it was holding the paddle wrong. She looked uncomfortable and annoyed in all the pics/video she posted, while going on about how fat people deserve access to outdoor activities, and we never saw the kayak again.

At this point, I doubt we'll even get to see Anna on the paddleboard, which is a shame, because Kate Winslet could make excellent use of the footage.
 
Glitter. Crying in the car thanks to Hannah Montana.


Bonus skelly check:
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Wasn't aware grown women in their 20s (which Anna was during the runtime) were fans of Hannah Montana... always trying to fit in with a younger crowd. Those old Disney shows were generally for kids younger than the characters the actors were playing. Really strange to act nostalgic over this.
 
Her hair has never been... flatter and more sparse. Or is her head bigger than before? Can't tell.

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The "fan" who wanted to travel an hour to watch Anna this weekend may have been snarker, if this post is to be believed. Anna deleted her post, apparently. :lit: Found under a YouTube slop video by "Asenseofunderstandment".
 
Not sure what happened with millennials, but they all seem to latch on to pop culture (Harry Potter, Y2K, boy bands, mall goth, etc.) well into their 40s. Hanna Montana is very much a millenial thing. Anna is an elder millennial, sure, but she's also retarded
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Her hair has never been... flatter and more sparse. Or is her head bigger than before? Can't tell.

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The "fan" who wanted to travel an hour to watch Anna this weekend may have been snarker, if this post is to be believed. Anna deleted her post, apparently. :lit: Found under a YouTube slop video by "Asenseofunderstandment".
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This comment is still up on Anna's insta post (the Amazon One Medical video). Maybe a different fan because she didn't ask Anna if she's still going, she just said she's going to attend.

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I voted that Anna won't show up, but I hope she does. But... I'm torn about which will be better: seeing raw footage of Anna throwing weight around badly (and possibly crying), or the massive crashout from not showing up and having to deal with the haters. I don't think she's emotionally equipped to handle either scenario, and I'm here for it.
 
If it's going to be live streamed it will be done on the Iron Podium site (the same one that hosts the info sheet about the meet). Fingers and toes crossed.
 
head lamb said:
Not sure what happened with millennials, but they all seem to latch on to pop culture (Harry Potter, Y2K, boy bands, mall goth, etc.) well into their 40s. Hanna Montana is very much a millenial thing. Anna is an elder millennial, sure, but she's also retarded
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No way. The first Harry Potter book came out in 1996. Mall goths and boy bands, also firmly situated in the mid-'90s cultural zeitgeist.

Hannah Montana didn't premiere until fucking 2006. Anna was 22. No women Anna's age gave one single fuck about Hannah Montana either while it was on or now.

This is 100% undiluted "how do you do, fellow kids" as she desperately tries to appeal to younger social media users to shore up her ever-diminishing influencer relevance.
 
I think Anna will show up but only to save face.
And then she'll accidentally-on-purpose drop a huge weight on her long-ass flipper feet so that all the attention is on her as a cabal of low IQ burly hunks (gag) assist her toward the medics. It's the only way she can bow out (un)gracefully at this point.
 
autoerotic bus accident said:
No way. The first Harry Potter book came out in 1996. Mall goths and boy bands, also firmly situated in the mid-'90s cultural zeitgeist.

Hannah Montana didn't premiere until fucking 2006. Anna was 22. No women Anna's age gave one single fuck about Hannah Montana either while it was on or now.

This is 100% undiluted "how do you do, fellow kids" as she desperately tries to appeal to younger social media users to shore up her ever-diminishing influencer relevance.
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I actually agree. I didn't finish the thought because it was dumb, and I'm a dumb fag who forgot to delete it when I posted my response to something else.

Anyway, Anna just posted her "long form cahntent" on YouTube and it's a Better Help ad (it's under the My Health Journey playlist)
 
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autoerotic bus accident said:
This is 100% undiluted "how do you do, fellow kids" as she desperately tries to appeal to younger social media users to shore up her ever-diminishing influencer relevance.
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She’s kidding herself big time if she thinks she’ll ever appeal to a younger audience beyond them watching just to laugh at her. Even then, younger folk have far better things to do with their lives these days like work, travelling the world, dating, marrying, setting up homes, and starting families. Anna doesn’t fit into that world at all.
 
What does she step off immediately and so timidly? Did it clang alarms that she was over the limit??

I know its not a drug store scale that only goes up to 250, but it still looks pretty flimsy. I was expecting one of those big scales they use on My 600 Lb Life.
 
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