🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[brooky]

I was under the impression most women wear thongs while working out, if only to avoid gross panty lines through shorts or leggings.

Nah. It's a normal thing to do but it is by no means the majority.

 

[beautiful person]

We are talking about Anna O’Brien here. The same person who jams her 6X hippo hoof into XXL leggings and thinks that she is a size XL because a loose tank top fits like a tight crop top over her 50+ inch waist. You already know shes trying to cram her 6X mons into a size large thong.


Like no fucking shit that would be uncomfortable, most people arent trying to floss their vagina with 6 sizes too small underwear, unlike our skinny 50 inch waisted queen of piss.

While that is her pattern, I just assume that she's too Mormon-coded to have ever tried a thong. But then again, she doesn't seem bothered by going commando under her workout leggings at public gyms and then posting pics of herself at these public gyms on her public social media accounts... so maybe she really did inadvertently floss her own cunt due to delusional vanity, and traumatized herself in the process.

 

[Allie GoPro]

A reminder: Anna’s last YouTube video was posted on Oct 2, 2025, nearly 6 months ago.

Kyle commented on her dancing IG post:
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(Likely more correct than he thinks.)

Yeah, no sorry but his cynical brown-nosing for second hand lolcow clout makes him a lolcow also, just not a very interesting one

 

[Bitch I eat people]

We can all agree, a workout thong is VASTLY superior to whatever she has going on now.
We don't want to see her hump crumpet at all, but it being squashed and pee covered in it's current state is just shameful and screams "UTI"

 

[Even more 8008135]

Filthy pisspig is shilling HARD today ... is she that hard up for cash??

Hydration shit from Man Bun at the cop retreat, probiotics for her giant gut, sleep gummies for her bedrot sessions, shelves for the shower she never uses ... and a fucking  paddleboard she's totally used and is totally within the weight limit for!

 

[multiverse]

Filthy pisspig is shilling HARD today ... is she that hard up for cash??

Hydration shit from Man Bun at the cop retreat, probiotics for her giant gut, sleep gummies for her bedrot sessions, shelves for the shower she never uses ... and a fucking  paddleboard she's totally used and is totally within the weight limit for!


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It's giving extremely broke, and also months behind with her sponsor obligations.

Anna has been avoiding making any sort of profitable content creation for months, likely due to ADHD paralysis and the fact that she lost all of her tard wranglers in December. She is incapable of organizing her own content schedule any longer, so without paid wranglers the promotional packages just kept piling up as she binge ate and drank in a growing box mountain.

She took some Adderall or liquid courage and started attacking her to do pile, starting with the most recent things she's been avoiding. This is how we get four spon con posts in a row, where she's wearing the same tie dyed pajama outfit.

 

[janeir0]

and a fucking  paddleboard she's totally used and is totally within the weight limit for

She says it's "good up to 500lbs" but that is definitely not what it states on the Amazon site

 

[Poopfart]

Filthy pisspig is shilling HARD today ... is she that hard up for cash??

Hydration shit from Man Bun at the cop retreat, probiotics for her giant gut, sleep gummies for her bedrot sessions, shelves for the shower she never uses ... and a fucking  paddleboard she's totally used and is totally within the weight limit for!


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A paddleboard? LMAOOOOOO

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Can't wait to see if Anna's caught lifting in the wild, because it'll give Lot Lifts more shit to gripe about, and she cracks me up (she's also one of the few reviewers who actually acknowledges that she gets her shit from the 'Farms).

Latest Anna shit from her:

 

[well looky here]

A paddleboard? LMAOOOOOO

but she's always swaying on her puffy hokas maybe she has her sea legs??? jk

 

[head lamb]

You know what would help with chronic gut issues? ...eh, who gives a shit? Slam another supplement, dummy!

There was a video a while back of Anna getting out of a pool lounge chair; there's no way she'd ever stand up on a paddleboard (but I want to see her try).

 

[Poopfart]

Can't wait to see if Anna's caught lifting in the wild, because it'll give Lot Lifts more shit to gripe about, and she cracks me up (she's also one of the few reviewers who actually acknowledges that she gets her shit from the 'Farms).

Latest Anna shit from her:

I love her accent, it’s Scouse right? Whatever it is it is adorable

Anyway can Anna please wear some fucking underwear when she attempts to paddle board

 

[janeir0]

For the record I would embrace a SaltLife paddleboard era. Sick of seeing the same stupid lifting videos over and over again. If she's not using her new Subaru to go on hikes, at least she can use it to haul her paddleboard around!

Was this on her resolutions, or was it kayaking? She speaks about this as if this is something she has done or does. Is one of her newer gymbro friends really into paddleboarding? Or does she maybe think paddleboarding would just be more attainable than kayaking for some reason? Can she maybe just lower herself down from a dock onto a board, and that would work? Not a physics/buoyancy girly

Edit: okay this moment is probably burned into my brain b/c it's used a bunch in Kate Winslet videos. At about the 3:30 mark - Plus Size Bikini Try On Haul: What Plus Size Swimwear I Wore Cruising from May 2024, she did manage to haul herself up on this extra large floatation raft, and she did get herself upright while on water. She doesn't actually show that part. And it's a much wider surface for her to work with than a narrow paddleboard would be. (The fun part is right after this, when she flops into the ocean trying to get onto that obstacle raft)

 

[brooky]

Getting onto a paddleboard is easy but I don't think she could get on a paddleboard.

With assistance she might be able to get on and stay on her knees but I don't see anyway she'd be able to stand up or do any other kind of transitions.

 

[OttoWest]

Edit: okay this moment is probably burned into my brain b/c it's used a bunch in Kate Winslet videos.

It’s such an incredible moment.

(GIF courtesy of @cybercybe back in May 2024)

I don’t see either paddleboarding or kayaking on Anna’s “Doing More in 2026” list, but I may have missed it. We are nearing the end of the month where I tally how many “more” activities Anna has checked off so get ready everyone. You’ll never guess how much she’s accomplished in March!

 

[GenociderSyo]

Main:

Viking:

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Skin on her upper arms looks weird and red, what’s up with that?

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Filthy pisspig is shilling HARD today ... is she that hard up for cash??

Hydration shit from Man Bun at the cop retreat, probiotics for her giant gut, sleep gummies for her bedrot sessions, shelves for the shower she never uses ... and a fucking  paddleboard she's totally used and is totally within the weight limit for!


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it never ceases to amaze me how death fats get wound up huffing and puffing from just talking. Horror, I cannot believe this is not enough to be a fucking wakeup call.

Anyway, why are we pretending like "invisible" underwear has not been a thing for at least a decade now? She doesn't *need* to wear a thong to the gym if she doesn't want to. There are plenty of other options, including wearing normal panties. So what if the lines show? As if she isn't entirely made of lines, rolls, lumps, and so on.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Filthy pisspig is shilling HARD today ... is she that hard up for cash??

Regarding the 3rd clip (the one about the shelves)- am I tripping but does the top shelf has that ridiculously expensive shampoo and conditioner set that she was gifted, uh, 10 months ago? I remember her recording herself under the shower, showing her inability to raise her hands and wash her hair properly and then applying a wild amount of the conditioner

How come she still haven't used them in full

ETA: found it! It was recorded in April of '25, it was the Living Proof stuff

It’s from her LTK, which she seems to be uploading quite frequently on recently.
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[OttoWest]

Here’s the nutritional info on the ramen:

940 mg of sodium. Beautiful, basically a salt lick. And I bet Anna doubles up her ramen portions to two servings per bowl/meal.