🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

burntgrilledcheese said:
It looks like the carpet moves under her feet?!
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Are the carpet pattern lines supposed to be that wavy or is this a filter fail?

She’s not moving her lower body much at all, she just kind of shuffles her feet a little. Most of those wine grapes are being left unmashed.

xivnuhranx said:
If I understand Strongman Nationals qualifying events correctly, there needs to be three competitors and the top two will get to go to a Nationals event. If Anna doesn't show up, she is screwing these women out of a chance to go to Nationals and they'll have to go to a different event to qualify.
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She couldn’t care less she may be leaving those women hanging. I’m still a little salty she even signed up for Riveter which caps the total number of competitors at 75. There sre still a few spaces available, but if they were filled there’d be a serious competitor out there that got denied a spot because Clownqueen Princess and her fake plastic horns decided to pretend she’s a strongman.
 
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Why is she suddenly wigging out over other women’s underwear. I’d imagine if thongs were uncomfortable people wouldn’t wear them, especially to work out.
 
0h wow. Anna policing what women wear wasn't on my bingo list today.
Also, is this actually controversial or is it some Mormon, repressed hangup she has?

I was under the impression most women wear thongs while working out, if only to avoid gross panty lines through shorts or leggings. There's even thong period underwear that sponsor professional football teams in Europe.
 
Take a look at her feet in this picture...

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...no MySpace-angled, elongating/slimming filters to see here, nopey-cope-nope.

ETA: Also, nice SEWER "product placement" juxtaposed with your client's front door, Anna.
Quite frankly, all of her content has been dead "shabby" since the first of the year...
...and to think: I once believed that Jon was barely doing fuck-all.
 
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Plus Size Polka said:
Why is she suddenly wigging out over other women’s underwear. I’d imagine if thongs were uncomfortable people wouldn’t wear them, especially to work out.
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Maybe someone finally said something to her in person about not wearing ONLY thin leggings to the gym (and pissing/sweating on everything). And this was her reaction, to spin it to try to find validation
 
Plus Size Polka said:
Why is she suddenly wigging out over other women’s underwear. I’d imagine if thongs were uncomfortable people wouldn’t wear them, especially to work out.
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Your ass doesn't feel "attacked by dental floss," unless you're Anna, who would insist on wearing a size 2x smaller than what she should be wearing. I wouldn't go commando in a gym of all places, but many girls do - however, they're not thrusting their swampy neon cooter chelicera everywhere, so there's that.

How does she not feel "attacked" in the front when the seam of her pants cuts through all that mound meat?
 
janeir0 said:
Maybe someone finally said something to her in person about not wearing ONLY thin leggings to the gym (and pissing/sweating on everything). And this was her reaction, to spin it to try to find validation
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Was thinking similar. Her reaction feels embarrassed and flustered like she thought no one else wore underwear under their leggings only to find out they specifically choose some that don't show. Problem with Anna putting the thong method in practice is she's so fat and feels the need to stuff herself into too small sizes, everything would show... and of course the biggest irony of this is Anna trying to act like thongs are scandalous dental floss garments when we see every millimeter of her cervices while wearing her leggings and shorts like she's committing war crimes against them.
 
Is it just me or is flinging her head around (gotta make sure people are watching, dontcha know) while holding up that much weight an extremely dangerous thing to do? I got anxious watching that just thinking about her neck.
 
If Anna is hung up on pantylines but doesn't want to wear a thong there are multiple companies that make seamless underwear that don't show through thin/tight material. Although, I dont think they're made in size circus tent, so that's probably why she's free-flapping it.
 
nonameishere said:
Was thinking similar. Her reaction feels embarrassed and flustered like she thought no one else wore underwear under their leggings only to find out they specifically choose some that don't show. Problem with Anna putting the thong method in practice is she's so fat and feels the need to stuff herself into too small sizes, everything would show... and of course the biggest irony of this is Anna trying to act like thongs are scandalous dental floss garments when we see every millimeter of her cervices while wearing her leggings and shorts like she's committing war crimes against them.
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Despite my profile picture I am truly so fucking over seeing her pissed soaked outer labia humping a bar every time she is at the gym. She must be incapable of shame because you’d think she would feel it by now but nope she continues to show off her 6X gunt and legging eaters every fucking week. If she were a man she’d be charged with public indecency by now and be on at least one sex offender registry but nope our lady of perpetual moose knuckle just keeps on thrusting her outer labia at the entire god damn world with zero care.


Cranky Old Broad said:
Is it just me or is flinging her head around (gotta make sure people are watching, dontcha know) while holding up that much weight an extremely dangerous thing to do? I got anxious watching that just thinking about her neck.
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How dare you insinuate shes doing things incorrectly, she is a pro and knows more than you and also shes a novice and it’s okay for newbies to only lift with bad form! But do not you dare point that out or she will cry :(
 
Lesbian Grandma said:
If Anna is hung up on pantylines but doesn't want to wear a thong there are multiple companies that make seamless underwear that don't show through thin/tight material. Although, I dont think they're made in size circus tent, so that's probably why she's free-flapping it.
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Lane Bryant makes a no-show panty up to a 58” waist and a 66.5” hip.

66.5” hip (:_( Nearly as wide as Anna is tall and it still probably wouldn’t fit.
 
head lamb said:
Your ass doesn't feel "attacked by dental floss," unless you're Anna, who would insist on wearing a size 2x smaller than what she should be wearing. I wouldn't go commando in a gym of all places, but many girls do - however, they're not thrusting their swampy neon cooter chelicera everywhere, so there's that.

How does she not feel "attacked" in the front when the seam of her pants cuts through all that mound meat?
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Thank you for teaching me the frase "mound meat". I hate it
 
I'm just gonna say this: pantyline showing > cameltoe showing. Also, I think the whole idea that thongs must feel like perma wedgies is something that people who have never worn a thong just assume.
 
beautiful person said:
I'm just gonna say this: pantyline showing > cameltoe showing. Also, I think the whole idea that thongs must feel like perma wedgies is something that people who have never worn a thong just assume.
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We are talking about Anna O’Brien here. The same person who jams her 6X hippo hoof into XXL leggings and thinks that she is a size XL because a loose tank top fits like a tight crop top over her 50+ inch waist. You already know shes trying to cram her 6X mons into a size large thong.


Like no fucking shit that would be uncomfortable, most people arent trying to floss their vagina with 6 sizes too small underwear, unlike our skinny 50 inch waisted queen of piss.
 
J will leggings sperg for literal hours if you let me.

If she really wanted to defeat her moose knuckle she'd buy some without a center seam. It gives you kind of a smoothed over barbie doll effect but that's far preferable to camel toe. And if she can buy good compression style leggings from lulu instead of the 'buttery soft' ones from Beyond Yoga she would get a lot more...control...in that department. Her labia wouldn't be flappin' in the breeze.

Underwear won't help, Anna. Better tights might? I've said it before but I don't think I realized labia gain weight with the rest of your body til I saw Anna in leggings. If she lost the weight, would they be loose skin? Would they shrink? I have so many questions.
 
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