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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
S.C.U.D. said:
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Insult race being set up right now. This is blatant TTS money farming but I still enjoy it. :)
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Bashir ready for round 2.
FUCK YOU MINTS!!!
 
India said:
JD trying to "rizz" every new female and failing is actually funny. He feels more comfortable confiding in women.
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I think thats part of the case, I also think he is almost uniformly interested in the friendly surface level getting to know each other initial interactions/politeness. He probably has some fag machiavellian reasoning about trying to find what makes people tick, but really it's just basking in the politeness before the other person realizes they hate him.
 
Nihil Jung said:
I think thats part of the case, I also think he is almost uniformly interested in the friendly surface level getting to know each other initial interactions/politeness. He probably has some fag machavellian reasoning about trying to find what makes people tick, but really it's just basking in the politeness before the other person realizes they hate him.
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Very elaborate post when you can just call him a faggot
 
Call me a faggot (username checks out amr?) but there has never truly been a fish I genuinely would have wanted to meet and talk to. As much as I liked Burt, I wouldn't personally wanna be around him. I liked watching Alex B, but I probably couldn't stand being in the same room with him. Bashir on the other hand, I feel like he would be a genuinely cool person to sit down and chat with. I get this feeling mainly from watching him talk with Bam in confessional. I'm not a muslim or a religious faggot myself, but there's something endearing about him and his faith (similar to Jon in S1). Maybe commitment to a bit has merit that I naturally admire.
 
Aquafag said:
Bashir on the other hand, I feel like he would be a genuinely cool person to sit down and chat with. I get this feeling mainly from watching him talk with Bam in confessional.
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Yeah Bash is one of only two Muslims I actually like. Funnily enough the other one is basically white too.
 
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Challenge time! "INSULT DEATH RACE".

Any negative comment that comes through TTS about that fish, they step forward onto the next line.

If they get a positive comment, they step BACK.

When you step on the last line, you are eliminated from the challenge. Whoever is LAST PERSON STANDING wins.

Each TTS can only be about ONE fish. Approval is on, all TTS will be proofread.

Prize is $1000 real, out of game prize money.

Very first TTS: JD, getting called an "unlikable faggot".
 
It would be a total audience W if all they did was submit JD only hate, even long after he's already eliminated.

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JD immediately eliminated. Second so far is Landon and Emma with two steps, JD already speedran all 13 steps.
 
Cracked Aces said:
It's so clear Mints is afraid and Vance had to step in as his champion in the trial by combat. I will pay for the wigger premium pass if Mints steps into the ring with Bashir.
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Wait until they finish the whole season and award the final prize fairly, without cheating on the Stox. Then reward them, if you're so inclined. They could still screw it up and make you sorry you ever gave them money.
 
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Jet removed a couple steps for the others, because it was taking a while and everyone was hovering around the back. The twins are the only ones still at step 1.

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Bashir was eliminated second!
 
TTS insult game.

Negative TTS = Step forward
Positive TTS = Step back

If you hit the final line you lose. Last one standing wins $1000.

Easiest JD L and Twin W.
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Emma is the THIRD elimination.

James Drake, Carolina, Landon, and the Twins remain.

It is pretty obviously going to end up with twins victory, as they are still at step 1 and getting positive comments that do nothing.

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James Drake fourth out.
 
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