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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Really weird seeing the house clean again.

But I do love Bashir upstairs talking about the importance of filial piety while Landon is in the tiger tub with normie girls and the Twins are dragons.

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The Beth night was very funny and there were a couple of other entertaining bits, but it hasnt been a great SZN to me so far.

Production is doing a lot better though. I think the S4 cast with this level of competency would have been great.
I dont really care for Landon or the Twins. I think the Twins play up their eccentricity and Landon is just pathetic. Bashir is great though.

Not a bad season so far, just not great, but there is time. A good freeloader can really amp things up in a positive way.
 
101 said:
Extended TTS/SFX history, including before Season 5, is attached.
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Okay so how much does it cost to send a TTS? I want to calculate this out
 
JD sitting comfy in the cuck chair.
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Meiwaku said:
Okay so how much does it cost to send a TTS? I want to calculate this out
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It can vary throughout the season. When S5 started it was 315 tokens, right now it's 248 and I've heard at certain times it got discounted down to 60. It generally lowers in price as the season progresses.
 
Paul-Denton said:
I'm ngl I've not experienced a real we're so back moment since bashir came back and that was really only because I was singing along to creed. It's been kinda boring boys
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Its been boring as shit 95% of the time when extremely brief extremely entertaining spikes.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
The Beth night was very funny and there were a couple of other entertaining bits, but it hasnt been a great SZN to me so far.

Production is doing a lot better though. I think the S4 cast with this level of competency would have been great.
I dont really care for Landon or the Twins. I think the Twins play up their eccentricity and Landon is just pathetic. Bashir is great though.

Not a bad season so far, just not great, but there is time. A good freeloader can really amp things up in a positive way.
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Yeah.....pretty much how I'm feeling about it. Landon has his moments...when he's drunk. When he's not he does kind of turn into a beta bitch.

Some people just feel attached to the autismos for.....reasons but I really couldn't care less. Bashir doesn't drink and doesn't rely on "UwU I'm autistic" quirkiness and still manages to drive content.

Also have you heard of this JD guy? I've heard he's gay.
 
Unwired Clutter said:
Drake is now telling the twins about how the Sufi's understood that aliens are interdimensional djinn and the freemasons and western globalism have a conspiracy to conceal it
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This is unironically what Bashir was writing in his book he's planning on writing (I will buy it and read it if he publishes it and summarize it for the farms).
 
Unwired Clutter said:
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"I learned a lot from the dragon book of knowledge, so dragon apprentice you should probably read it to them"

Drake is now telling the twins about how the Sufi's understood that aliens are interdimensional djinn and the freemasons and western globalism have a conspiracy to conceal it
"UFO mass mind control.
"raaaagh"
"the UFO phenomenon[...] detectable by radar, and leaving behind evidence that is inexplainable to modern science"
"The etherial plane is controlled by the djinn-- Oh that's cool"
He's reading way too fast to type this shit but bashir's book is 1000% schizo. inb4 JD walks in and drowns all this out by walking in and having the most boring conversation right into the bar mic
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The Dragon Lore and the whole Dragon arc has Jan's fingerprints all over it.
 
DustBuns said:
Welcome to fishtank.
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Season 1 had Jon and Fatty constantly stirring being retarded and keeping things entertaining. Letty was always scheming. The wiggers were putting in a lot of effort to keep things going with challenges and personalized freeloaders.

Season 2 had Cole, Jimmy, and Fatty being retarded. Sam being a straight up menace. The beef bell. Some sort of challenge going on almost all the time.

Season 3 had Burt and Alex being retarded. Sam and the wiggers constantly doing gaslighting bits.

Season 4 had Rachel acting like Boogie2988 and Freddy alone acting so retarded it was worth watching every night.


This season has no one who is inherently must watch. Most of the jobs that have replaced challenges aren't very interesting to watch. Bam has completely checked out as host so even the confessionals aren't entertaining this time. I think having no fishbucks has really lowered the stakes and made things less interesting and at some point Bam realized how much of a low rent sloppy shop Fishtank is and just stopped caring.
 
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