Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[dunbrine47]

I'm in a James Bond movie, and I am autistic. I am not paranoid in the slightest when it comes to these things

Is this in random text.txt already?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

What are some lower political positions that you would recommend? I'd certainly be open to starting even lower than that.

Well, most people start by going to the office of their local political party and passing out flyers and putting up signs. Maybe a city council spot if you're really shooting for the moon.

 

[Unpleasant]

What are some lower political positions that you would recommend? I'd certainly be open to starting even lower than that.

To try and find something in line with your qualifications might be difficult. For a political job, a certain level of functional sanity (or well concealed psycopathy, as opposed to your much more overt flavor) is typically desirable. You don't have any education or qualifications that would let you leapfrog the lower levels of the political system, nor the intelligence to manipulate the system and convince people you do.

Have you considered donating your body to science instead?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

As for what I would do if I were president. I haven't thought that much about it yet.

But thinking about it now, here's some things I would attempt to do generally. I would eliminate government programs I consider bad or wasteful. I would vastly reduce military spending unless I was privy to intelligence that necessitated otherwise. I would place a high amount of emphasis on clean energy and reducing our impact on the environment. I would seek to give the states much more individual power in some things and much less individual power in other things. I would attempt to eliminate all laws that make being homeless or poor illegal. I would institute government programs which seek to eliminate poverty completely. I would attempt to provide basic shelter for all people so long as they are willing to contribute to society in a small way. I would support much higher taxes on the rich, and much lower taxes on the middle and lower classes. Perhaps even making a cut off of anyone making less than a certain amount of money doesn't have to pay any taxes. I would drastically reduce the amount of money produced. I would support the outlawing of gmo, and would do my best to fight against pharmaceutical companies and impose as many regulations as I possibly can. I would seek to eliminate jail/prison for most nonviolent crimes. I would make it not a prison offense to own drugs, but only a prison offense to be an illegal drug producer. I'd attempt to eliminate pornography as much as I can. If it wasn't already phased out, I would phase out all money less than $1. No more pennies, nickels, dimes, or quarters produced ever again, and all prices would be adjusted to dollars. I would heavily limit space programs and instead reallocate those resources towards our country's problems. If we still had a ridiculous amount of debt, I would attempt to make a deal with the countries we are in debt to to eliminate our debt pretty quickly. I would seek to eliminate nuclear weapons from our country and focus instead on defense systems to protect from nuclear attacks. I would attempt to allow all illegal immigrants to come on in so long as they simply register and periodically check in. I would greatly reduce the amount of time to become a united states citizen for people. I would attempt to shut down the NRA and other gun advocates. I would attempt to make it a very major crime to be caught with most guns. If anyone is seen with a gun in their possession and they are convicted of owning a banned gun, they will get years in prison. I would attempt to make all murderers convicted of murder get a capital punishment and I would attempt to eliminate the innocent by insanity defense for murderers. i would attempt to make some forms of rape a life sentence mandatory punishment. I would attempt to outlaw cigarettes and other dangerous drugs, and impose heavy fines on anyone caught selling cigarettes and other dangerous drugs to people. I will attempt to shut down corrupt televangelists and other religious organizations that are corrupt. I will attempt to impose heavy regulations on free speech. I'd consider making slavery legal again so long as it was not based on race, gender, religion, sexual orientation, and so long as it preserved their inalienable rights. I would attempt to eradicate marriage licenses entirely and replace it with social partnerships which do not have an inherently romantic or sexual connotations.

That's all I'll say for now. I'm well aware the president is very limited in what he can and cannot do although he has a great amount of power nonetheless. My views will change if new evidence comes to me showing me my views are not good. I have the goals of what I'd like to do if able to do everything I'd want to do. Realistically, a large amount of stuff I'd want to do I wouldn't be able to do. But that's what I would attempt to do at this time. there's plenty of other things to think about and I'd only seek the job of president if I felt i was fully capable for the job which I am nowhere even close to get to that. But if anything the USA has taught me its that if someone like Obama or Trump could be president, anyone can so as long as their message is something the people are open to.

To try and find something in line with your qualifications might be difficult. For a political job, a certain level of functional sanity (or well concealed psycopathy, as opposed to your much more overt flavor) is typically desirable. You don't have any education or qualifications that would let you leapfrog the lower levels of the political system, nor the intelligence to manipulate the system and convince people you do.

Have you considered donating your body to science instead?

I have no psychopathy and I am perfectly sane. Obviously I need to be qualified before I get a job. So I'll get the qualifications needed for any job I consider. I'm not a fool. I don't apply for things I know I can't do. I am not applying for any political positions at this time because as of right now I literally have no chance of getting elected to any office or position and even if I did i wouldn't be ready mentally for the responsibilities. If and when I get more advanced in my skills and experience, then I will pursue political aspirations when I am confident in my ability to be a good political leader.

I have no intention to "manipulate" the system. I am a pretty honest forthcoming and transparent person. I attempt to be a noncorrupt person in my life, and will not make any deals with the devil to get political offices. If I can't become elected fair and square, then that's the end of the line for me. No sense in forcing my way into a political system that doesn't accept me.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I'm not a fool.

lol

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

lol

You can laugh. But if I was a fool, I would have given up on Tamar a long time ago and I wouldn't be in my current situation. I'm only in this situation because I know her value and that makes me not a fool.

"Jesus said, "The kingdom of the father is like a merchant who had a consignment of merchandise and who discovered a pearl. That merchant was shrewd. He sold the merchandise and bought the pearl alone for himself. You too, seek his unfailing and enduring treasure where no moth comes near to devour and no worm destroys"

"And he said, "The man is like a wise fisherman who cast his net into the sea and drew it up from the sea full of small fish. Among them the wise fisherman found a fine large fish. He threw all the small fish back into the sea and chose the large fish without difficulty. Whoever has ears to hear, let him hear.""

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

You can laugh. But if I was a fool, I would have given up on Tamar a long time ago and I wouldn't be in my current situation. I'm only in this situation because I know her value and that makes me not a fool.

"Jesus said, "The kingdom of the father is like a merchant who had a consignment of merchandise and who discovered a pearl. That merchant was shrewd. He sold the merchandise and bought the pearl alone for himself. You too, seek his unfailing and enduring treasure where no moth comes near to devour and no worm destroys"

"And he said, "The man is like a wise fisherman who cast his net into the sea and drew it up from the sea full of small fish. Among them the wise fisherman found a fine large fish. He threw all the small fish back into the sea and chose the large fish without difficulty. Whoever has ears to hear, let him hear.""

So everything has gone according to plan then, cool. Hypothetically, what wouldn't you do for Tamar? When I court a woman, if she makes me work harder than taking her to Applebees I pretty much just write her off completely.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

If someone ever killed, raped, or molested her children, if she told me to kill the person responsible for attacking her children, I would do it if I was married to her. If she told me to kill someone who killed, raped, or molested someone who is not related to her, I would refuse to kill the person. I believe in family vengeance. Only the family relatives have the right for blood vengeance for certain crimes. So if i was part of her family, I would exact blood vengeance for her if it ever was needed but only blood vengeance for our family, not for anyone outside of our family connections.

No, everything has not gone to plan by any means. However, there is still hope. I just have to convince her I am worth giving another chance. And I have to wait until they break up. I tried to break them up last year and it almost worked but I felt very guilty so I told her i would give them a chance to be together. ever since then, they've attempted to make it work. they've had some major bumps. but it appears they are still together. so i'll keep letting them try to make it work and if she can make it last then my work is done. But if she can't make it last, then I'll try again when the protective order is done. I have to be very patient and wait to see what will happen again.

 

[ICametoLurk]

If someone ever killed, raped, or molested her children, if she told me to kill the person responsible for attacking her children, I would do it if I was married to her. If she told me to kill someone who killed, raped, or molested someone who is not related to her, I would refuse to kill the person. I believe in family vengeance. Only the family relatives have the right for blood vengeance for certain crimes. So if i was part of her family, I would exact blood vengeance for her if it ever was needed but only blood vengeance for our family, not for anyone outside of our family connections.

The man that she's with in a member of a Patriot Movement Militia that does army style exercises, pretty sure if she wanted someone dead could just ask him.

In other words, doesn't need someone like you for that.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

If someone ever killed, raped, or molested her children, if she told me to kill the person responsible for attacking her children, I would do it if I was married to her. If she told me to kill someone who killed, raped, or molested someone who is not related to her, I would refuse to kill the person. I believe in family vengeance. Only the family relatives have the right for blood vengeance for certain crimes. So if i was part of her family, I would exact blood vengeance for her if it ever was needed but only blood vengeance for our family, not for anyone outside of our family connections.

No, everything has not gone to plan by any means. However, there is still hope. I just have to convince her I am worth giving another chance. And I have to wait until they break up. I tried to break them up last year and it almost worked but I felt very guilty so I told her i would give them a chance to be together. ever since then, they've attempted to make it work. they've had some major bumps. but it appears they are still together. so i'll keep letting them try to make it work and if she can make it last then my work is done. But if she can't make it last, then I'll try again when the protective order is done. I have to be very patient and wait to see what will happen again.

Yeah, but dude, that's what you'd do after you were married. Of course you'd murder people for her when you were married, who wouldn't murder other human beings for their wife???

I'm asking about what you would (And wouldn't) do to win her hand in the first place. This Tamar dame is a tough nut to crack, she moves quick and she's got plenty of suitors. You need to have an action plan ready. How are you gonna get the girl?!

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I didn't say she needs me for that. I was asked what would I do for Tamar and what wouldn't I do. I thought of the most extreme example of what I would and wouldn't do for her. Not what she needs me to do for her.

She needs me to help remove all the shit in her life. Her current husband encourages her shit. I would not encourage it but I would seek to eliminate it.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I didn't say she needs me for that. I was asked what would I do for Tamar and what wouldn't I do. I thought of the most extreme example of what I would and wouldn't do for her. Not what she needs me to do for her.

She needs me to help remove all the shit in her life. Her current husband encourages her shit. I would not encourage it but I would seek to eliminate it.

You're too autistic to realize she IS the shit in her life.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

The man that she's with in a member of a Patriot Movement Militia that does army style exercises, pretty sure if she wanted someone dead could just ask him.

In other words, doesn't need someone like you for that.

Disagree. He's a fat loser who plays dress up with fake guns in the woods. Also, a man of dubious spirituality. I don't think @tamarlover is smart enough to pull it off honestly, but if I were in his shoes it would definitely be understandable to, for example, break a restraining order and try to get them to break up again. I mean, that's an extreme measure but when you're dealing with true love, you often have to take risks.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Yeah, but dude, that's what you'd do after you were married. Of course you'd murder people for her when you were married, who wouldn't murder other human beings for their wife???

I'm asking about what you would (And wouldn't) do to win her hand in the first place. This Tamar dame is a tough nut to crack, she moves quick and she's got plenty of suitors. You need to have an action plan ready. How are you gonna get the girl?!

I just need money. That's the only way she'll give me another chance. As for her suitors, for the last seven guys i know she has pursued, only two of them I didn't involve myself with and one of them she didn't end up being with. the other five I meddled with and was fairly successful post-break up from preventing them from getting back together. I also broke up one of her engagements before they had sex which I am still proud of and which she was so pissed off at me for doing. She actually decided to be my friend again after I did all that though. So that's why i still have hope.

I will have the opportunity to tell her either through this lawsuit or through the trial if there is one for my arrest, how i feel about her and maybe that will impress her who knows.

You're too autistic to realize she IS the shit in her life.

No i know she is. I want to change her and get rid of the shitty parts of who she is.

 

[Cthulu]

No i know she is. I want to change her and get rid of the shitty parts of who she is.

 

[Cuck Norris]

No i know she is. I want to change her and get rid of the shitty parts of who she is.

Or you could just not be obsessed, get psychiatric help, and find someone you don't have to change.

 

[Cthulu]

Or you could just not be obsessed, get psychiatric help, and find someone you don't have to change.

or take his meds

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Disagree. He's a fat loser who plays dress up with fake guns in the woods. Also, a man of dubious spirituality. I don't think @tamarlover is smart enough to pull it off honestly, but if I were in his shoes it would definitely be understandable to, for example, break a restraining order and try to get them to break up again. I mean, that's an extreme measure but when you're dealing with true love, you often have to take risks.

I tried to get them to break up last year but I felt like I was being too mean and I went pretty horrible last year in insulting them and I did cause them to break up multiple times. I have a video of their most recent break up back in the end of February. When i tried to solidify it, they decided to get back together. That's when I decided I would make youtube videos with the hope that they would break up because of my youtube videos. Then came along our wellbeloved kiwi dwarf and the rest is history.

Tamar responded by nonsensically initiating a lawsuit with me, thereby forcing me to interact with her and contact her. So I decided I would make the most of what she is doing to me and go full extreme on her, which I did. As a result, there is apparently an arrest warrant, but I don't regret it. I said what I needed to say, and it was pretty extreme but it gives me my best chance to win her heart in the end. its my 250 page book i mentioned that i sent her. As long as she reads the whole thing, she'll see how much I truly love her and care for her and how much more extreme I am willing to go to be with her. I laid out everything for her clearly.

But now she is claiming stupidly that she is afraid that I am going to kill her. Either she has an irrational fear based on being stupidly paranoid. Or she is lying and trying to make everyone think I am dangerous when she secretly knows I am not truly dangerous. I wouldn't put it past her to knowingly lie about this. And i have good reason to convince the judges that she is clearly not truly afraid of me hurting her, because if she was, she wouldn't be suing the guy she is afraid of for $80,000. Either that or she is really really stupid. Who would sue the guy they are afraid is going to kill them? It would be the dumbest thing to sue someone for almost 100,000 if you thought he was so dangerous that he might kill you. She clearly is taking advantage of the system and pretending she is afraid of me killing her. But when you analyze it closely it makes no sense and she is clearly trying to prey on me in an attempt to get back at me or something. or as i said if she really is afraid for her life she would have to be really stupid to sue the guy she is more afraid of than anyone else in the world.

or take his meds

Cuck's recommendations are something i'd consider. I would NEVER ever consider taking any meds. I will die before I take meds. Even if its a medical emergency.

 

[Cthulu]

As a result, there is apparently an arrest warran

Really? Let me check

Sorry Andrew. None found. No court records were found that we could match to Andrew Carlson's profile
150 Willowcreek Ave, Schenectady, NY 12304

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Sorry Andrew. None found. 150 Willowcreek Ave, Schenectady, NY 12304

I'm pretty sure its more involved than just a simple online search. Besides the arrest warrant is in Virginia, not New York. not all arrest warrants are searchable online. I'm pretty sure there is an arrest warrant. She said that there is, and there is no reason to doubt it based on all the indications she has provided. She was definitely informed by the authorities that there is an arrest warrant against me. I mean there is some pretty damning evidence no matter how you look at it. And you don't know the half of it. I pretty much sent her all the evidence she needs privately.