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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The rooms are "acting like each other" right now, James Drake is Landon + JD is Bashir. James Drake likes Landon waaaay too much to actually mock him & make fun of him/be mean to him & won't mock his verbal cadence, so he's not doing very good this challenge.
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This is so satisfying to watch. Emma spent all day droning on and on and on about Bashir and how awful he was to her. Then falls for the oldest trick in the book by aligning with JD because he says all the nice things she wanted to hear. Now that he doesn't have to put in the effort of pretending to be nice and she's done something to piss him off, she gets to deal with what she thinks Bashir was like.
 
How the fuck can they eliminate Twins, Landon or Bashir over fucking Emma or Drake. I get they want JD for the TTS bait.
Because even the fish are openly talking about how its JD/Emma out next. Production wants to shake it up and artificially create suspenseful content. That way they can also force a pay pig arms race between the Twins and Landon, and then at the last minute eliminate Bashir somehow
 
This is so satisfying to watch. Emma spent all day droning on and on and on about Bashir and how awful he was to her. Then falls for the oldest trick in the book by aligning with JD because he says all the nice things she wanted to hear. Now that he doesn't have to put in the effort of pretending to be nice and she's done something to piss him off, she gets to deal with what she thinks Bashir was like.
this was during the impress vance challenge and he wanted to impress vance by screaming at emma for some reason
 
Every time they do these back and forths they're always rigged until the last one, no point getting mad until the final one. Even Letty vs Josie was arbitrary rigged stuff.
 
That way they can also force a pay pig arms race between the Twins and Landon, and then at the last minute eliminate Bashir somehow
I want the dorms to lose and have to choose somebody to leave so bashir will have to live up to his "I will be you knight, i will be your shield,'" shit. Then prod saves him from going home and sends emma instead lol.
 
damn nigga, I've shitposted, thirstposted, got called a Bri'ish faggot, and I've still not been banned from this thread. You must have been a real retard,

think I'm on my last life, though
"What are you gonna do, ban me?"
- quote from man banned from thread.
 
Is there any hard evidence that frank wont be coming on the show? I know some people dont like him but he really does have a skill for psychologically torturing certain people. If they set up shop in GA and didnt invite frank that would be pretty fucked up.
 
Is there any hard evidence that frank wont be coming on the show? I know some people dont like him but he really does have a skill for psychologically torturing certain people. If they set up shop in GA and didnt invite frank that would be pretty fucked up.
If Frank doesn't hassle JD, I'll be very disappointed.
 
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