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You guys remember when Megan got mad at Chris and stopped speaking to him after he drew shecameforcwc, and Chris said Megan "broke up" with him like as if they were dating.
I think it's that all over again, Chris must think he's actually in a relationship with doopie.
Like a stalker character in a horror movie or some shit.
Poor girl, I guess if she blocked him she would be accused of playing kick the autist...
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Does he think they're like "special" friends who will one day make bracelets for each other and braid each other's false hair pieces?
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I think Chris sits there with a stupid face thinking he's being cute. I think he walks through life everyday like that. He goes to mcdonalds, he goes to sheetz, he goes to his pokemon games, just sashaying around, being "cute" and quirky all the time. It's why he paints his nails and why he dyes his hair seaweed green. It's all part of his braindead life nowadays.

I don't think he thinks anything will come of this. It's just part of being a cute girl, which is how he imagines his life right now.

Like someone, photoshop this onto Chris' face:
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Chris has been jerked around way too many times to think serious romance will come from things on the internet. Now he feels like he's just being... *sigh* "cute".
 
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Marvin said:
I think Chris sits there with a stupid face thinking he's being cute. I think he walks through life everyday like that. He goes to mcdonalds, he goes to sheetz, he goes to his pokemon games, just sashaying around, being "cute" and quirky all the time. It's why he paints his nails and why he dyes his hair seaweed green. It's all part of his braindead life nowadays.

I don't think he thinks anything will come of this. It's just part of being a cute girl, which is how he imagines his life right now.

Like someone, photoshop this onto Chris' face:
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Chris has been jerked around way too many times to think serious romance will come from things on the internet. Now he feels like he's just being... *sigh* "cute".
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Brain dead and delusional, well, at least he's not snorting the methamphetamines like his hillbilly cousins.
Logically, I understand Chris, but viscerally, I just don't. Like when he first came onto the lolscene, he was just a dumb guy who exaggerated how he looked, which a lot of men. Now, he's gone from a guy who exaggerated the way he looks to a balding, middle-aged man, who is convinced he's the spittin' image of Ariana Grande, Ellen Paige, and Pamela Anderson Lee. Chris probably thinks he could out-cute them all if just given the opportunity to show his stuff. I understand he's completely exceptional and probably has Bruce Jenner disease, but I always think to myself, "What the hell?"

That's the biggest draw for me about Chris, you never stop thinking, "What the hell?".
 
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Marvin said:
I don't think he thinks anything will come of this. It's just part of being a cute girl, which is how he imagines his life right now.
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Chris has done creepy shit in the past, and well, still does. Like that photo of the printed out emails/texts from Jessica Quinn.

People generally don't do that sort of thing unless they attribute some sort of special, sentimental meaning to them.

Chris may pretend he's a cute girl in public, doing girl stuff, but he's still creepy Chris, doing creepy things.
 
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Marvin said:
Any examples?
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Reports from folks who have been around him. Meagan is the strongest, and how he handled interactions with her. Then the Catherine visits

Chris wanted to kiss me after the second outing (which I adamantly declared was not a date, several times, which Chris refused to accept), and I said no. That's weird, that's creepy, we aren't dating.... NO. He asked for a hug, instead, and I still said no because I said it felt uncomfortable since we weren't dating. So instead he "walked me to the car" and as I was getting in he just half climbed in after me and hugged me really awkwardly, bent in half since I was sitting down, face-down in my tits. His hair smells awful and his hairline is like half back on his head. It was one of many moments where I was so stunned I couldn't meaningfully react.
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris has done creepy shit in the past, and well, still does. Like that photo of the printed out emails/texts from Jessica Quinn.

People generally don't do that sort of thing unless they attribute some sort of special, sentimental meaning to them.
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We didn't know the context of the printed texts. Turns out to have been innocuous - it was a print-out of her ideas for Sonichu. He probably just wanted a copy to refer to while working on the comic.

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Mariposa Electrique said:
Brain dead and delusional, well, at least he's not snorting the methamphetamines like his hillbilly cousins.
Logically, I understand Chris, but viscerally, I just don't. Like when he first came onto the lolscene, he was just a dumb guy who exaggerated how he looked, which a lot of men. Now, he's gone from a guy who exaggerated the way he looks to a balding, middle-aged man, who is convinced he's the spittin' image of Ariana Grande, Ellen Paige, and Pamela Anderson Lee. Chris probably thinks he could out-cute them all if just given the opportunity to show his stuff. I understand he's completely exceptional and probably has Bruce Jenner disease, but I always think to myself, "What the hell?"

That's the biggest draw for me about Chris, you never stop thinking, "What the hell?".
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Remember when Chris posted that pic of his celebrity look alike and it was Ariana Grande? Well I did one around the same time and this is what it got. It's only 30%--it must have been struggling to match Chris' face.
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