Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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A lovely snapshot from the latest vid while she was gagging or whatever after using charcoal toothpaste. I absolutely adore Amber's lack of editing skills.

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As someone who loves cooking, ambers dishes are just.... I don't even know. You just can't feel good with that diet, even if she would be thin. And way to go gurl ruining your pans with metal utensils that showed in the previous videos, the chicken was sticking to the pan. But who doesn't like some pan coating in their food?
Did anyone else catch that at about 4:15 the portion size like doubled when she sat down to eat it?
 
Just did a little bit of research. Here are some things that AL is heavier than: a normal sized black bear, a normal sized gorilla, an average size male tiger, a lion.

These things weigh about the same as her: a record-setting alligator, a fully gown crocodile, a grizzly bear. Other things: a cubic meter of snow, 90,000 pennies, a six month old cow, 100 million ants.

Edit: she also weighs more than a full drum of oil, a piano and a sport motorcycle. Fittingly, she weighs almost exactly the same as a dumpster.
 
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Just did a little bit of research. Here are some things that AL is heavier than: a normal sized black bear, a normal sized gorilla, an average size male tiger, a lion.

These things weigh about the same as her: a record-setting alligator, a fully gown crocodile, a grizzly bear. Other things: a cubic meter of snow, 90,000 pennies, a six month old cow, 100 million ants.

I want to rate this autistic but goddamn if it doesn't put shit into perspective.
 
I'm pretty shocked she actually did a weigh in. Her Ambabies are all "congrats on 471! Haters said you were over 500. Oh boy, you showed them!!" SERIOUSLY!? Bitch is 470lbs!! Stop adding to her delusional self image by congratulating that like it's the difference between 200lbs and 170lbs. Jesus!!
Her understanding of numerical brackets to suit her needs drives me nuts. Such as:
• "470lbs is nowhere near 500lbs!"

Yet:
• 617 YN viewers equals "I have 700 people."
• 34,100 YT subscribers equals "about 35,000 subs....so yeeessss."
 
She really believes her teeth are whiter from one brushing.

No.

Go to an actual dentist and get a professional cleaning instead of trying to save your sugar eroded enamel with charcoal.

I will say, using charcoal (not charcoal toothpaste) has made my teeth whiter, but def not after one use.

And unlike Queen Hampants, my responsible adult ass has health insurance and sees a dentist regularly. Not to mention my teeth aren't coated in sugar 24 hours a day.
 
She really believes her teeth are whiter from one brushing.

No.

Go to an actual dentist and get a professional cleaning instead of trying to save your sugar eroded enamel with charcoal.

As someone who uses DIY charcoal tooth powder (in addition to toothpaste) I can say that any charcoal whitening is temporary at best. A good brushing with activated charcoal after your regular brushing might give you a bit of white, but by the end of the day it's more or less gone. At least if you drink anything other than water or eat. You might get a bit of whiteness after extended use, but charcoal is best for maintaining white teeth.

And keep in mind that's with straight activated charcoal (and a bit of kaolin clay and mint essential oil). I can't imagine charcoal toothpaste would be too, too different.
 
Big AL is such a donut

I've had too much to drink tonight to jump into the nuts and bolts of anything else you just said. I just need to clear one thing up: did you just call her a donut? Cuz that's awesome. Is donut an actual insult or is it tailor made for AL? If you just made it up on the spot, while I heartily agree that it has merit, are you open to other foods replacing donut? Something like canister of Crisco or ice cream scoop full of lard? Let me know.
 
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