Silent Rob Vs. Jenny Lewis (age 13)

Jenny Lewis is currently the front woman for the indie rock band Rilo Kiley, but once upon a time she was a child actress. At the age of 13, Jenny starred in the infamous video game road trip movie The Wizard (1989) and Rob's fixation on Jenny Lewis would start. All Rob's relationships with women stem from Jenny Lewis's character Haley. But let's hear Rob's thoughts about Jenny Lewis in his own words.
Silent Rob Reviews The Wizard
You might be asking yourself "it's just a childhood crush. What's the big deal?" Well Rob was in his late 20's when he reviewed The Wizard and he was remarking on her breasts. The comments in this video are suspect enough on their own, but during a Q & A stream with Harley, she mentioned Rob had tried flirting by comparing Harley (adult) to Jenny Lewis (13) from The Wizard. Rob was in his 30's when he made this comment towards Harley.
Now, Jenny Lewis may be 50 years old currently, but Rob was specifically attracted to the 13 year old version of Jenny from The Wizard. That is Rob's ideal "woman" a red headed gamer girl with child like qualities.
Let's take a closer look at Rob's dating history.
Bookitty182 aka GrumpyGamerBitch
Redhead

Gamer

A YouTube "gamer girl" that made grumpy reviews about Roms. This is who Rob admitted losing his virginity to. Rob claimed Bookitty was the best he ever had. He still brings up their fling 20 years later.
Courtney Lee Sanders (Pedophile)
Redhead

Gamer

Courtney was Rob's on/off again girlfriend. She was a chain smoking convicted pedophile that played GTA with Rob on stream.
Sparkyfire
Redhead

Gamer
Not much is known about SparkyFire. She showed up in a video with Rob and was super annoying. Some would say child-like in demeanor. Rob took her to his favorite video game haunts. Despite the dollar tree black dye job, you can clearly see Sparky is a natural redhead.
Harley
Redhead

Gamer
Harley started YouTube when she was in middle school and Rob came into contact with her when she was underage. Rob called Harley his "perfect girl" because she liked Chrono Trigger and he saw leaked nudes of her ass. He told her he wanted to start a religion to worship her ass and directly compared her to Hailey (Jenny Lewis) from The Wizard. It's also worth pointing out that Harley's name is close to "Haley" which was Jenny Lewis' character from The Wizard.
Anni Samara-Lowe
Redhead

Gamer
Anni was Rob's ex-wife of 7ish years. Although it's not known if she was a gamer at first, she eventually did play streets of rage and animal crossing. Anni is a natural redhead. She also had the mental IQ of a 13 year old child or possibly younger.
Jennifer "HerpeDerpz"
Redhead

Gamer
Jennifer was a married woman that Rob immediately shoved infront of a camera to make Anni jealous after she left him. Jennifer was notable for being a bit slow in the head and being into Disney films, which she and Rob ranked on stream. Rob fucked her then kicked her to the curb because he said she had the "herpederpz." Supposedly Jennifer's husband killed himself not long after. Should we add him to the Rob death counter along with the bird and dogs?
Justine Wintrow aka Jack Black (Age 19)
Redhead

Gamer
Jack Black was a 19 year old recovering alcoholic Rob met on an app called Down(s). She was in a half-way home for addicts and Rob picked her up in his leaky 2010 Hyundai Genesis to give her driving lessons. It's unknown if Jack Black was a gamer, but she was still a teenager (which rob awards bonus points for) and she dyed her hair red for Rob. Rob ended up taking her to a Motel 6 in an attempt to get her drunk and fuck her. However, like Jenny Lewis' character from The 1989 film The Wizard, Jack Black had street smarts and stole Rob's wallet. Rob called the cops on Justine, put her in jail and refused to appear in court probably in fear of attempted date rape allegations from Justine.
