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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
If you think jdrake would best like in a boxing match you need your head checked.

Edit: also how come you fags aren't mentioning that Alex had blood leak out of his ass, and Landon ended up sniffing the stain it left on the confessional couch? RDT_20260403_0904435119233614237166869.webp
 
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The fish, freeloaders and the wiggers can finally sleep again. Alex B was looking rough all season and the ogre must have really done a number on his mental health, plus the drugs. He’d probably be impossible to tard wrangle for a LARPtank season in his current state. Even Jon was better at staying in character and focusing on things.
 
If anyone actually wants to be cruel to them they definitely don't have a soul and are likely some kind of skinwalking demon.
I don't want anything cruel to happen to them(like what Tay went through in s2) but I do want them to face challenges and actually be contestants and have beef with other fish and shit.
They stayed pretty long in the cell. They're up for it. Bongo has brought it up a few times that she's ready to get fucked with, and wonders why nobody's doing anything.

I think everyone just likes them - I know I wouldn't have the heart to fuck with them in any kinda mean-spirited way. I suspect they win second place relatively unscathed and walk away with a good chunk of cash and a fanbase, with Landon actually going through some shit and being the winner. Drake and Bashir are good but they're both stable outside the tank and don't need the cash so I think it'll be rigged against them.
 
The show can be constant friendtank and be good since it would still contain retards and funny challenges.
 
Drake and Bashir are good but they're both stable outside the tank and don't need the cash so I think it'll be rigged against them.
Any indication Drake doesn't need the money? I don't think he's particularly well off or anything. The twins probably have the highest potential to benefit from the 50k and the highest potential to waste it. The rest are fine either way in the long run.
 
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You know what's more cringe than morals in fishtank? Constant "i need hellhouse" pissing and moaning.
I can understand what you mean. Yes, some people have been desperately wanting hellhouse since day 1, but things should get slowly aggressive and not like a roller coster.
 
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Any indication Drake doesn't need the money? I don't think he's particularly well off or anything. The twins probably have the highest potential to benefit from the 50k and the highest potential to waste it. The rest are fine either way in the long run.
They asked what he would do with the money yesterday during elimination. Emma wanted to use it towards a sheep farm and James Drake more or less said other people have supported him (assuming he meant he’s had help from others to let him be a Z list actor as a career) and he would take care of his people with the money, including his parents. I agree - he doesn’t seem particularly well off but has a solid support network.

Twins said they are facing eviction back home. Hopefully they could use the money for a down payment on something permanent. Jet was trying to give Emma advice on how to pursue her sheep farm if she had 50k. Jet has also pulled the twins aside more than once and said he thinks they can make enough money on streaming and commissions when they leave Fishtank. Don’t think he can say the same about Landon. Given Bashir’s background, it seems like he has enough money to do whatever he wants. His mom has 55k insta followers and his dad has a wiki page..
 
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