💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
- Nick has to do a certain amount of streaming to get into the Rumble Premiere partner program
- Rumble is really hard to talk to, and Nick doesn't think it's about him personally; it already started before his "troubles"
- he still knows the person who onboarded him to Locals; he'll have to talk to her to see if he can get back a partner manager
- it was "criminal" that he was the biggest stream covering the Fitzsimmons case on Rumble with 300 viewers, while Melanie Little was doing 30,000 on Youtube
- "I don't mean this in a rude way.... that's entirely on Rumble."
- Nick wants them to build "a legal or true crime avenue"
- a little promotion could "attract a lot of people"
- Nick has "so many ideas"'; he could create a channel that would have one million subscribers "in a day", but he doesn't want his name attached to it
- he's "trying to catch the wave on Facebook"; Facebook monetization is "so fucking good"
- he had a short on there that got 50k views and paid $20, "that's crazy"
- he had hired a company to work on clips, but they wanted him to review and okay things and he doesn't have time for that
- he's sitting on hundreds of old clips, but he doesn't even look like that anymore, "it's weird to look back"
- he may bring back Discord, but there's problems integrating it with Locals

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I think this is the program he wants to get into.

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If only Rekieta became a Stuttering John Type Alcohic instead of a trailer park eternal custody battle-style father duster huffer restraining order violating scumbag Evanescence "16 forever" balding guy. He really is just kind of disgusting and sad to look at and think about.

Another Win for the Toe! Fuck Lady K!
 
daffodils said:
- he's "trying to catch the wave on Facebook"; Facebook monetization is "so fucking good"
- he had a short on there that got 50k views and paid $20, "that's crazy"
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Is he being ironic? His Facebook page is a wasteland.
daffodils said:
- it was "criminal" that he was the biggest stream covering the Fitzsimmons case on Rumble with 300 viewers, while Melanie Little was doing 30,000 on Youtube
- "I don't mean this in a rude way.... that's entirely on Rumble."
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Green is not a good look on you, cuck.
daffodils said:
- he had hired a company to work on clips, but they wanted him to review and okay things and he doesn't have time for that
- he's sitting on hundreds of old clips, but he doesn't even look like that anymore, "it's weird to look back"
- he may bring back Discord, but there's problems integrating it with Locals
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More evidence of Nick Rekieta is a terminal lolcow, he believes he deserves success without lifting a finger.
daffodils said:
- Nick has "so many ideas"'; he could create a channel that would have one million subscribers "in a day", but he doesn't want his name attached to it
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Nick is the quintessential "ideas guy", vague claims he has the skills to find success, no idea how to implement it.
 
"I can't become a rumble partner because I'd have to stream more!"
"I can't make clips because I'd have to watch a short clip and type yes a couple times a day!"

This is literally Nick's only job and he has a stay at home wife. What the fuck is Nick doing all day where he can't spend a few hours streaming and approving clips? There's literally no reason he can't do this.
 
daffodils said:
it was "criminal" that he was the biggest stream covering the Fitzsimmons case on Rumble with 300 viewers, while Melanie Little was doing 30,000 on Youtube
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That's because, again, nobody who can be successful on YouTube would even bother much with Rumble. Rumble will NEVER supplant YouTube. If Nick can't sucessfully trial stream on YouTube (and he can't), he's not going to magically do better on Rumble, or Kick, or anywhere else. Not without some sort of subsidy like he had before.

Youtube isn't dealing Nick dirty here. He just sucks. His content is SHIT. Nobody wants to watch his crap. Even people in this thread don't particularly want to watch his crap. His e-career is circling the drain.

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Are you seriously telling me that Nick was outsourcing his clips to a bunch of jeets and was too lazy to even supervise them.
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He's also stupid. You should always supervise jeets closely. Better yet, you should never hire jeets in the first place.
 
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:really:"Wahhhhhhhh he's not taking accountability! waahhhh!":really:
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Nick has gone to sleep, woken up and gone straight back to his bitch rage on Xitter, revealing more DMs with Aaron.
If my memory serves me correctly, didn't he also do this on Easter 2025? What is about spring that gets him so worked up?

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You've got to slightly admire the Grand Admiral Chief of the Army Wing Commander @Spectre_06, he seems to have a unique ability to piss off Nick into a semantics match.
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What a cope anyway. Literally everything in that house and as covered in clothes and trash and I didn't even know one of the rooms was supposed to be a kids learning room until someone posted about it because it literally looked like a hoarders closet room where they stuff it to the brim with shit.
 
Vibralldo said:
This is literally Nick's only job and he has a stay at home wife. What the fuck is Nick doing all day where he can't spend a few hours streaming and approving clips? There's literally no reason he can't do this.
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Self-actualization does not exist for the Trust Fund kid, there is no struggle to improve their means, just flights of fancy.
 
Vibralldo said:
This is literally Nick's only job and he has a stay at home wife. What the fuck is Nick doing all day where he can't spend a few hours streaming and approving clips? There's literally no reason he can't do this.
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Getting high as fuck and trying to convince the latest druggie e-thot hopeful to join him and his pill-addled wife in their crack den.
 
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Oh, bull fucking shit he doesn't have a copy! He should have a copy of everything his lawyer submitted to the court, and know exactly when it was submitted.

Now I definitely want to see this thing.
 
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Oh, bull fucking shit he doesn't have a copy! He should have a copy of everything his lawyer submitted to the court, and know exactly when it was submitted.

Now I definitely want to see this thing.
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Nick doesn't know when his own continuance was filed? Nigger, access your own case records?
Nick Rekieta magically forgot when he filed his continuance, and the dabblefaggot ExSecretToeFiles wouldn't post the majority of Aaron's opposition to the motion.
Barneswalker is required to inform his client of any motion he submits to the court, so this is a lie.
I am very suspicious. Why isn't the document coming out?
Is Aaron's reasoning to deny the continuance something a little more than cockblocking Hackamania?

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Reddit Nick resurfaces to, predicably, make quips about his ex-boyfriend.
 
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Oh, bull fucking shit he doesn't have a copy! He should have a copy of everything his lawyer submitted to the court, and know exactly when it was submitted.

Now I definitely want to see this thing.
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Dawg look at my small town Minnesota (not legally) a lawyer. I’m going to jail for sure!

:story:
 
daffodils said:
- it was "criminal" that he was the biggest stream covering the Fitzsimmons case on Rumble with 300 viewers, while Melanie Little was doing 30,000 on Youtube
- "I don't mean this in a rude way.... that's entirely on Rumble."
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The same man who attacks Sean Martin for a "lack of talent" and "inability to grow" is simultaneously malding because Melanie Little is decimating him in views and Rumble won't give him the time of day.
 
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