💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Vibralldo said:
"I can't become a rumble partner because I'd have to stream more!"
"I can't make clips because I'd have to watch a short clip and type yes a couple times a day!"

This is literally Nick's only job and he has a stay at home wife. What the fuck is Nick doing all day where he can't spend a few hours streaming and approving clips? There's literally no reason he can't do this.
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He's got to schedule his seethe at Aaron time.
 
Captain Manning said:
Oh, bull fucking shit he doesn't have a copy! He should have a copy of everything his lawyer submitted to the court, and know exactly when it was submitted.

Now I definitely want to see this thing.
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Now, I'd believe Aaron doesn't have his lawyer's responses.

But do I believe the guy who objected for his lawyer during a hearing isn't hands on everything that guy does?
 
Sneed Force One said:
Nick doesn't know when his own continuance was filed? Nigger, access your own case records?
Nick Rekieta magically forgot when he filed his continuance, and the dabblefaggot ExSecretToeFiles wouldn't post the majority of Aaron's opposition to the motion.
I am very suspicious. Why isn't the document coming out?
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There's shenanigans going on here, and because it involves a court case, that is potentially dangerous and stupid.

Which, of course, means it might be funny too.

One possibility, mentioned by Scarebro (drawing upon Meme Copium's AI analysis) is there is a disconnect between the reason Nick's attorney gave for needing a continuance, and Nick's reason for needing a continuance:

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Vibralldo said:
I disagree, Nick is retarded enough to not know anything about his own case
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Nick is an absolute control freak when it comes to legal matters involving him. That has been proven time and time again. The chances of him not knowing what his attorney's correspondence to the court said, and when it was sent, is next to zero.

FFS, he even does that stupid "Aaron got an update" crap on his Reddit sock.

He knows.
 
Sneed Force One said:
I'm sniffing around to see if I can get a runner to pick up a complete copy.
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No need. What was the omission of entire pages even supposed to achieve? Hiding how the Barneswalker took over a month to make the request that both respondents should have wanted as soon as the hearing date was scheduled back in February, or hiding the part about how keeping every hearing away from a Zoom audience is something the respondents want as much as (if not more than) the petitioner? Leave it to Nontent Nick to cuck the content like that.
 

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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
I didn't even know one of the rooms was supposed to be a kids learning room until someone posted about it
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One, perhaps two of their poor unfortunate children is Intellectual Special Needs, almost certainly the last two siblings. Since in broken homes. . .shit rolls downhill.
Balldo Boy stated his daughter was autistic and "their favourite". The same one who tested positive for 10 times the failure rate of Cocaine.

Fuck it. . the public school system is dogshit, but it would give your children a fighting chance, let them get some breathing room from their BPD basketcase parents. The 2014-2020 screaming matches, with Kayla shrieking like a banshee and Lord Balldo punching himself in the face, before everyone slaps on their 'happy family face' and drives to Church, or the 2022+ 'American Beauty' Childhood-Trauma-Speedrun, where their little children would wake up in the morning find Mom&Dad's bedroom door locked, and have to ask some greasy little cuck stranger to make them breakfast-lunch.
 
Easter really is the time of joyful celebration, as the Prime Lolcow Nick Rekieta has arisen from the glue factory in all his glory.

What a time to be alive.
 
I am begging you guys to please quit embellishing the fuck out of your Rekeita updates in the Community Happenings post. I don't know what it is about the Rekeita thread but you guys are seemingly incapable of just posting an update without half of it being completely unrelated bullshit to the current update in some kind of attempt to make him sound more exciting than he actually is.

"Nick is refusing to reach a settlement with Aaron Imholte, and has been attempting to restrict Zoom access so KF cannot watch the trial."

That's it. That's the update. Why was this like four paragraphs.
 
MNPublicRecords said:
No need. What was the omission of entire pages even supposed to achieve? Hiding how the Barneswalker took over a month to make the request that both respondents should have wanted as soon as the hearing date was scheduled back in February, or hiding the part about how keeping every hearing away from a Zoom audience is something the respondents want as much as (if not more than) the petitioner? Leave it to Nontent Nick to cuck the content like that.
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"Dr. Melton"? Lol, wut?
 
AncientPhosphur said:
It’s not that hard guys. Rekieta is just mad he has to reschedule the bull for Kayla at Hackamania.
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Probably Melton's price for boring all the middle-aged redditors at the event to death for 20 minutes, Kayla can visit holodeck 3 on seroquel and house wine, Melton can finally lose his virginity after 43 years, and Nick can have his annual trauma-dump over his ex-boyfriend.

It's a win-win.
 
Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
I am begging you guys to please quit embellishing the fuck out of your Rekeita updates in the Community Happenings post. I don't know what it is about the Rekeita thread but you guys are seemingly incapable of just posting an update without half of it being completely unrelated bullshit to the current update in some kind of attempt to make him sound more exciting than he actually is.

"Nick is refusing to reach a settlement with Aaron Imholte, and has been attempting to restrict Zoom access so KF cannot watch the trial."

That's it. That's the update. Why was this like four paragraphs.
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yeah fair enough I bloviate.
 
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:story: My nigger your not even on the roll call, you are a dancing monkey, a plaything. :story:
"How will Hackmania survive without RekietaLaw!"
What they'll do Nick, is put a puppet on their hand, and sing about fucking children.
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"I'm a performing artist at an event that hundreds of people have purchased tickets for and has been in planning for roughly a year."
LMAO "performing artist" holy shit that's funny. Last Hackamainia he was a fridge delivery boy and glorified hypeman for AI April. Afterwards he stood up to do karaoke and the entire building cleared out.
 
Nick has been wanting to tell someone else he was a performing artist his entire life.

It's still a lie, but at least he got to do it.
 
MNPublicRecords said:
Hiding the part about how keeping every hearing away from a Zoom audience is something the respondents want as much as (if not more than) the petitioner? Leave it to Nontent Nick to cuck the content like that.
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Nick and Melton knows that their cadres of criminals and cuckolds can't keep their cakeholes closed.
Every hearing some retard Dabblefaggot with the self-control of a Torettes Syndrome kid NEEDS to yell out "Minnesota 6!" or some bullshit.
The people who do this have been directly identified and reported in the past, but because its Minnesota, nothing happens about it.
Also it only serves to piss off judge in Imholte's favor, they know this as well.
 
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