@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Mound Dweller]

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@Mound Dweller shaved his head while drunk. Behold. The latest meal.

While only slightly hungover acktuelley... No, I didn't eat it

 

[CallmeCicada]

No, I didn't eat it

Only because it wasn't bloody enough.

 

[Burekbossman]

Only because it wasn't bloody enough.

Not gray enough

 

[SteinserGate]

While only slightly hungover acktuelley

Just curious, is there any British hangover cures that exist? And do you partake?

 

[The Lurky 1]

Just curious, is there any British hangover cures that exist? And do you partake?

The br*t*sh hangover cure is a pint at the local pub

 

[Burekbossman]

Just curious, is there any British hangover cures that exist? And do you partake?

If beans on tosat isn't for hangovers, idk what it's for

 

[SteinserGate]

If beans on tosat isn't for hangovers, idk what it's for

The br*t*sh hangover cure is a pint at the local pub

I feel like both of these will just end up with you in a coma (the itis or liver failure)

 

[Burekbossman]

I feel like both of these will just end up with you in a coma (the itis or liver failure)

Brits aren't dark enough to succumb to the itis

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

That was very rude, talking about his mum like that

Apologize now

You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not Many are saying this’ mum.

While only slightly hungover acktuelley... No, I didn't eat it

Why the fuck would you shave your head in the kitchen You’ll be having hair in every meal you’ll prepare this week.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Just curious, is there any British hangover cures that exist? And do you partake?

Yeah it's called drinking water, the root cause of a hangover is dehydration brought on by overindulgence, if you just drink water you don't suffer the symtoms, I also make a point of always eating something; anything, makes a big difference having something to settle your stomach.

You’ll be having hair in every meal you’ll prepare this week.

You underestimate the power of my length and girth

 

[The Great One]

Im not going to complain about this video, clarkson's a icon.

Edit: or this video from five guys uk youtube channel. (I didn't even know they operated in the uk?)

 

[LaxerBRO]

Cornish hen with mayonnaise

My god, why?

You would have used some drinkable red wine to many a modified coq au vin.

 

[Homer Simpson]

That chicken is gonna haunt me till my death.

Why dies the entirety of britain cook like they are still at war with the good guys?

 

[The Lurky 1]

That chicken is gonna haunt me till my death.

Why dies the entirety of britain cook like they are still at war with the good guys?

Rare chicken is the bees knees bruv

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Lord, I know my last meal posted was awful. I repent. Please don't make me unintentionally create another @Mound Dweller meal. I'll use the proper cheese. I'll even turn on the kitchen lights for my photos. In your name, Amen.

 

[Burd Turglar]

This nigger must unironically watch cooking with Jack.

 

[Rufus Deponia]

@Mound Dweller New masterpieces when?

 

[Mound Dweller]

@Mound Dweller New masterpieces when?

Read, n'wah.

@Mound Dweller will post the food that he cooks in DMs.

 

[LarpBait]

niggas just self-glaze

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

niggas just self-glaze
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LOL I thought someone sponsored it to fuck with him, nigga just wants more eyes on his culinary abominations

Read, n'wah.

You sponsor the thread but don’t want to post the aforementioned culinary abominations here? Hwy?