Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Anaiah Carlson]

While you sat around and did nothing, your ex donated money to some Pakistanis in need. You've literally done nothing to help others, Andrew.
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Her facebook posts seem pretty sane from what I can see. She seems kind.

My ex is also 35 years old and I am 26.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

My ex is also 35 years old and I am 26.

To those who rated my ex's age as "off-topic". It wasn't off topic. If someone is 80 years old you can't compare what a 26 year old has done to a 80 year old has done on an equal level. Its not a fair comparison at all. The 80 year old by nature of being significantly older has much higher odds of having accomplished more than the 26 year old especially because there has been much more time for that 80 year old. My ex is 35, which means she has had 9 more years than me to do what she has done. You can compare me with her in the way that was done in 9 years.

 

[Cato]

To those who rated my ex's age as "off-topic". It wasn't off topic. If someone is 80 years old you can't compare what a 26 year old has done to a 80 year old has done on an equal level. Its not a fair comparison at all. The 80 year old by nature of being significantly older has much higher odds of having accomplished more than the 26 year old especially because there has been much more time for that 80 year old. My ex is 35, which means she has had 9 more years than me to do what she has done. You can compare me with her in the way that was done in 9 years.

You aren't a child. At a certain point you can't use a difference of a few years to justify not having accomplished anything.

Orson Welles was 25 when he co-wrote, directed, starred in and produced Citizen Kane.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

To those who rated my ex's age as "off-topic". It wasn't off topic. If someone is 80 years old you can't compare what a 26 year old has done to a 80 year old has done on an equal level. Its not a fair comparison at all. The 80 year old by nature of being significantly older has much higher odds of having accomplished more than the 26 year old especially because there has been much more time for that 80 year old. My ex is 35, which means she has had 9 more years than me to do what she has done. You can compare me with her in the way that was done in 9 years.

Nigga, there are 14 year olds who have accomplished more than you ever will.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

To those who rated my ex's age as "off-topic". It wasn't off topic. If someone is 80 years old you can't compare what a 26 year old has done to a 80 year old has done on an equal level. Its not a fair comparison at all. The 80 year old by nature of being significantly older has much higher odds of having accomplished more than the 26 year old especially because there has been much more time for that 80 year old. My ex is 35, which means she has had 9 more years than me to do what she has done. You can compare me with her in the way that was done in 9 years.

But have you done anything at all to help humanity? If you were as dedicated as you claim, why haven't you been volunteering your time, or working a job to donate money to charity? Wouldn't it be better to obsess over helping people instead of selfishly devoting so much time to getting in a relationship with someone who doesn't even want to be with you?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

You aren't a child. At a certain point you can't use a difference of a few years to justify not having accomplished anything.

Orson Welles was 25 when he co-wrote, directed, starred in and produced Citizen Kane.

An acting career is a waste of breathing and is completely vain. You cite such as an impressive accomplishment. I see it as his life being a waste up until that time.

Nigga, there are 14 year olds who have accomplished more than you ever will.

Name one 14 year old who has accomplished more than I ever will. Let's hear it

But have you done anything at all to help humanity? If you were as dedicated as you claim, why haven't you been volunteering your time, or working a job to donate money to charity? Wouldn't it be better to obsess over helping people instead of selfishly devoting so much time to getting in a relationship with someone who doesn't even want to be with you?

I devote a large amount of my time helping people religiously. I don't get paid for what I do with all of that but I am happy to do it and I have made a significant influence by doing it and i have helped a good number of people.

Some people have not committed suicide because of me helping them.

 

[Adamska]

Name one 14 year old who has accomplished more than I ever will. Let's hear it

k.

Tatum O'neal, won a regular Oscar as supporting actress at the age of 10.
Nadia Comeneci, won three gold medals at the Olympics at 14.
Bobby Fischer, chess grandmaster at 15, won the US chess tourney at 14.
Louis Braille, invented widely used Braille system for blind folk, at 15.
Jordan Romero, climbed both Kilamanjaro and Everest before 14.
Balamurali Ambati, real life Doogie Houser with a doctorate in medicine at 17.
Mozart; musical prodigy whose first original song was when he was five.

Andrew Carlson; worthless and selfish subhuman with nothing going for him at over 25 years old.

 

[AnOminous]

Name one 14 year old who has accomplished more than I ever will. Let's hear it

You're a very ignorant person. You should probably kill yourself.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

k.

Tatum O'neal, won a regular Oscar as supporting actress at the age of 10.
Nadia Comeneci, won three gold medals at the Olympics at 14.
Bobby Fischer, chess grandmaster at 15, won the US chess tourney at 14.
Louis Braille, invented widely used Braille system for blind folk, at 15.
Jordan Romero, climbed both Kilamanjaro and Everest before 14.
Balamurali Ambati, real life Doogie Houser with a doctorate in medicine at 17.
Mozart; musical prodigy whose first original song was when he was five.

Andrew Carlson; worthless and selfish subhuman with nothing going for him at over 25 years old.

All of those accomplishments except Louis Braille and Balamurali Ambat are worth less than shit and are nothing. Movies, olympics, chess, mountain climbing, music. All of these are not significant in the grand scheme of things. Guess what? An 8 year old who saves one person's life has accomplished greater things movies, olympics, games, mountain climbing, and music. Those professions you are mentioned are full of shit and are utterly worthless and vain in the grand scheme of things. For you, you think its impressive that those things are done by those people. In reality, they are losers because they wasted their lives doing stupid things when they could have spent their lives doing actual great things. Again as I said the exceptions on your list are the braille inventor and the doctor. They are actually valuable professions and important.

You're a very ignorant person. You should probably kill yourself.

I'm pretty sure you already said this at least 3 times. In this thread. If i ever kill myself, it would be murder suicide. You going down first bubby.

"Name one 14 year old who has accomplished more than I ever will. Let's hear it"

When i said accomplished "more", i was referring to IMPORTANT things. Not shitty stupid worthless things. smart one

 

[Florence]

An acting career is a waste of breathing and is completely vain. You cite such as an impressive accomplishment. I see it as his life being a waste up until that time.

Yes, clearly he should have sat around mooching off his parents.

Some people have not committed suicide because of me helping them.

Other way around, buddy.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Yes, clearly he should have sat around mooching off his parents.

Other way around, buddy.

Wrong. Ive helped people not commit suicide ive had people tell me it was because of me they didn't kill themselves

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure you already said this at least 3 times. In this thread. If i ever kill myself, it would be murder suicide. You going down first bubby.

Your stalking victim will be informed of this, you psycho.

 

[Cato]

If i ever kill myself, it would be murder suicide. You going down first bubby.

You really shouldn't write stuff like this. Based on your history, you can't play it off as a joke.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teenage-prodigy-to-graduate-from-texas-christian-university/
he's off to a good start @tamarlover

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praveen_Kumar_Gorakavi
Have another one!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

"Name one 14 year old who has accomplished more than I ever will. Let's hear it"

When i said accomplished "more", i was referring to IMPORTANT things. Not shitty stupid worthless things. smart one

Once again, you argue like a child.

"Name one person"
"Here's a list of several"
"Those dont count because of arbitrary reason #52"

And then we continue to laugh at you throwing a tantrum and accomplishing nothing.

 

[Shugo]

Also, the word in Hebrew means "hear" not "obey". obey is a false translation.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/שמע

It says

שָׁמַע • (shamá') (pa'al construction, passive counterpart נִשְׁמַע‏)


1. to hear
2. to listen

Why don't you listen to your parents? Why do you cling to the translation that fits your morals and ignore every other translation of the word?

If you "translate" Hebrew by looking at a singular translation for a verb instead of the multiple uses of the verb, I don't think you've ever seriously learned how to comprehend a foreign language.

Why do you think the Bible told you to "hear" your parents? Is it because of children who literally don't hear their parents and put their fingers in their ears, or was the passage about someone who didn't adhere and listen to their parents' commands?

It's amazing to see a self-professed Hebrew scholar spend 2 seconds looking on Wiktionary and ignore half the content posted, as well as claim you don't have to follow all the Bible's teachings and then you try to rationalize it using some inane language technicality.

Which is it? Do you have to listen to the Bible, or was the passage translated wrong?

 

[IAmNotDavid]

All of those accomplishments except Louis Braille and Balamurali Ambat are worth less than shit and are nothing. Movies, olympics, chess, mountain climbing, music. All of these are not significant in the grand scheme of things. Guess what? An 8 year old who saves one person's life has accomplished greater things movies, olympics, games, mountain climbing, and music. Those professions you are mentioned are full of shit and are utterly worthless and vain in the grand scheme of things. For you, you think its impressive that those things are done by those people. In reality, they are losers because they wasted their lives doing stupid things when they could have spent their lives doing actual great things. Again as I said the exceptions on your list are the braille inventor and the doctor. They are actually valuable professions and important.

OK, so even if we reduce the list based on your arbitrary restrictions you acknowledge not one, but TWO people who have accomplished more at a younger age than you have?

Or are you going to say "DURR, the argument was about 14 year olds. The people I acknowledged were 15 and 17 and I'm being a pedantic fucknut hurr."

 

[Adamska]

All of those accomplishments except Louis Braille and Balamurali Ambat are worth less than shit and are nothing. Movies, olympics, chess, mountain climbing, music. All of these are not significant in the grand scheme of things. Guess what? An 8 year old who saves one person's life has accomplished greater things movies, olympics, games, mountain climbing, and music. Those professions you are mentioned are full of shit and are utterly worthless and vain in the grand scheme of things. For you, you think its impressive that those things are done by those people. In reality, they are losers because they wasted their lives doing stupid things when they could have spent their lives doing actual great things. Again as I said the exceptions on your list are the braille inventor and the doctor. They are actually valuable professions and important.

Solid projection coming from a man with no accomplishments other than a record with the police at nearly twice the age these kids did shit.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

It says

שָׁמַע • (shamá') (pa'al construction, passive counterpart נִשְׁמַע‏)


1. to hear
2. to listen

Why don't you listen to your parents? Why do you cling to the translation that fits your morals and ignore every other translation of the word?

If you "translate" Hebrew by looking at a singular translation for a verb instead of the multiple uses of the verb, I don't think you've ever seriously learned how to comprehend a foreign language.

Why do you think the Bible told you to "hear" your parents? Is it because of children who literally don't hear their parents and put their fingers in their ears, or was the passage about someone who didn't adhere and listen to their parents' commands?

It's amazing to see a self-professed Hebrew scholar spend 2 seconds looking on Wiktionary and ignore half the content posted, as well as claim you don't have to follow all the Bible's teachings and then you try to rationalize it using some inane language technicality.

Which is it? Do you have to listen to the Bible, or was the passage translated wrong?

It means to listen to what they say. Take it into consideration. Respect their perspective. It doesn't mean blindly do whatever they tell you to do.

OK, so even if we reduce the list based on your arbitrary restrictions you acknowledge not one, but TWO people who have accomplished more at a younger age than you have?

Or are you going to say "DURR, the argument was about 14 year olds. The people I acknowledged were 15 and 17 and I'm being a pedantic fucknut hurr."

The specification was people who have done more at the age of 14 then I ever will in my entire life. That remains to be seen. You can only say what has happened thus far, not what might happen in the future.

Your stalking victim will be informed of this, you psycho.

I'd never kill Tamar or any woman.

 

[Adamska]

Let's do some more impressive kid accomplishments, all of which are because they actually went out to do shit rather than sit there impotently and brag about being so smart and moral and how they'll do so much shit eventually:

Malala Yousefzani: At the age of 11, faced down the Taliban on the right of girls to be educated; she survived an attempted killing and was given the Nobel Peace prize because of her efforts at getting her peers to read.
Flynn McGarry: Owned his own pop-up restaurant at 13, and rated as best new-comer onto the scene.
Saira Blair: Youngest US Politician at 18, she beat her 44 year old opponent to represent her small district in the WV House of Delegates.
Nick D'Aloisio: Became a multimillionaire at the age of 17. He did it when Yahoo! bought an app he made called Summly to the cool tune of 30 million dollars.
Mohammed Altoumaimi: Cracked the Bernoulli Number problem at 16 years old. The Bernoulli formula by the by was over 300 years old and vexed the minds of mathematicians who tried before him.
Mark Zuckerberg: Founded a little company called Facebook at the age of 19.

and let's add one more bit of salt for this festering wound:

Jean-Francois Champoillon: Was a 12 language polyglot who buzzed the university of Grenoble with a paper written in Coptic when he was 16. By 20, he knew 25 languages fluently. And not even 10 years older than you cracked the Rosetta Stone which allowed archaeologists to be able to read and understand the old Egyptian writing system, not under since the death of the temples in the 5th century AD.