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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Letty is recommending Laura go after the Twins and is acting shocked that she doesn't go after women.... correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Letty mainly target tard men too? Like primarily Jon and Jimmy. I genuinely can't remember her fucking with women in the tank except putting one of Josie's plushys into a toilet.
Letty mogged Sylvia mercilessly.
 
Bringing in Letty just to get Laura to stop picking on Bashir in particular is pretty wild, the term is thrown around a lot but Bashir unironically gets coddled so hard.
 
Letty trying to get through to Laura like someone talking to a brick wall
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the jobs failed, the goo failed, the streamer room failed. jet sucks at planning shit and game theory and it shows.
Jobs didnt fail, its been the only thing driving fish motivation during the morning/afternoon hours. Goo hasnt failed because they havent even started it yet, Alex just ruined the reveal. Ill give the streamer room but it was getting old fast and if it was still here people would be crying about Friendtank people playing Halo every night (also Laura would have destroyed it)
 
Bringing in Letty just to get Laura to stop picking on Bashir in particular is pretty wild, the term is thrown around a lot but Bashir unironically gets coddled so hard.
They don't want her to stop picking on Bashir, they just want her to target other people too.
 
At the risk of getting dinged for thirstposting, post-S1 Letty is a dimepiece. It’s weird because before and during her season she was just another gross girlFish. Now, bringing her on could stink of simpbaiting like bringing back Binx, but she’s actually good as a freeloader.
I may be misremembering, but she said at some point afterwards she kind of played up her goofy look, especially with the lazy eye.
 
Jobs didnt fail, its been the only thing driving fish motivation during the morning/afternoon hours. Goo hasnt failed because they havent even started it yet, Alex just ruined the reveal. Ill give the streamer room but it was getting old fast and if it was still here people would be crying about Friendtank people playing Halo every night (also Laura would have destroyed it)
jobs meaning the "original jobs" like making goo and EnSlave and the whole motivation behind jobs being money that can be used in the market(which nobody is even working anymore and everyone just steals from)

the "jobs" you're referring to are more like missions from production, like "truggage" which actually incite the fish to go fuck with someone - these only don't fail because they're explicit instructions from production and could be delivered without a job system that fell apart. nobody gives a fuck about the money anymore and we're only 2/3rds of the way through - and that was the big new game-changer mechanic lol
 
Laura is hypnotized by the Piss Witch's tits. That is why she cannot understand any hypotheticals posed by Letty. This must be what the Spaniards felt like trying to explain to the Aztec's they don't need to sacrifice people.
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Bringing in Letty just to get Laura to stop picking on Bashir in particular is pretty wild, the term is thrown around a lot but Bashir unironically gets coddled so hard.
She said multiple times not to stop picking on Bashir, the problem is that Laura explicitly said she's too much of a pussy to pick on anyone else, especially twins, so she's doing dogshit at her job. Letty's not doing the best job, since she's saying to temporarily befriend him in order to lower his suspicion, when there's no change he'll believe Laura at all.
 
jobs meaning the "original jobs" like making goo and EnSlave and the whole motivation behind jobs being money that can be used in the market(which nobody is even working anymore and everyone just steals from)

the "jobs" you're referring to are more like missions from production, like "truggage" which actually incite the fish to go fuck with someone - these only don't fail because they're explicit instructions from production and could be delivered without a job system that fell apart. nobody gives a fuck about the money anymore and we're only 2/3rds of the way through - and that was the big new game-changer mechanic lol
But the original jobs WERE the missions, the ones handed out via envelope. Enslave was just supposed to supplement it.
 
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