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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Okay so I've been listening for a while and Landon on his own plans to target the twins just because he knows on his own he's not strong enough to face off with Drake or Bashir.

TTS is telling him to break down the wood paneling to get to Drake. I think this is retarded.

Unironically the best idea TTS has had is to get TIGER ELIXIR because he only mogs drunk.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
No, these autistics are weak compared to an American man. Drake is the hero of this story and Bashir is the villain (Muslim) of this story.
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The autistic hylic(landon) is weak compared to the American man, the autistic pneumatic(bongo) is strong compared to the American man, but can be weaponized by psychopaths and sadists into state of self-destruction where full integration of the shadow-self is never achieved

The real battle is between the hylic and the initiated for who will face the based neurotypical striver - locked into his position as the Warrior King by his own ambition.
The muslim is a simple obstacle - a midboss of the dungeon, a golem controlled by ancient curses to be overcome.

lunacy below pls
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
There is this general contempt for normies
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Jackpot said:
He has built a successful base and outside of that lost every single challenge and social situation to actual autistics. Not sure if this is recency bias or you want to marry this man. Either way this is a dumb statement
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James Drake is a fucking theater kid who hopped on trt. It's why he acts in such a feminine way. I can't say I'm surprised so many fishtank fans think he's a chad though, the fans that are contestants and steam stars has showed the average mess of a person who watches the show lol.
 
Meiwaku said:
Okay so I've been listening for a while and Landon on his own plans to target the twins just because he knows on his own he's not strong enough to face off with Drake or Bashir.

TTS is telling him to break down the wood paneling to get to Drake. I think this is retarded.

Unironically the best idea TTS has had is to get TIGER ELIXIR because he only mogs drunk.
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I think the best idea is for Landon to attack the jungle, Bashir will try to defend, and James can either block Bashir or attack the arena. It solves James's problem of not being able to attack while leaving fort drake defenseless and it gives everyone a fighting chance to avoid group defense stalemates.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Lmao like he'd fare much better against bongo and Blane.

Blane is a real soldier for the cause. Binx will just monitor the situation.
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I just think it would be funny. He and Bongo are about evenly matched.

I absolutely agree though that it is probably his best option.... although Blane will kill rape and die for the twins. Blane is an amazing unofficial Fish in this way of being down for anything and going balls to the wall for his girls. I'm really glad that he's a freeloader and is going to make some money because he seems like a genuinely nice guy who just needs to get away from coomers.
 
cuttysnark said:
Did Production do something about blocking the bathroom between the computer lab and the arena?
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Probably the same amount as they do monitoring TTS.

They really need people taking shifts on staff in the morning to strat snitch monitor if they want to farm TTS money because it ruins the game. We all know they won't turn off TTS.
 
Meiwaku said:
I absolutely agree though that it is probably his best option
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No his best option is to actually back one of the superpowers of the house with real conviction and quit being a pussy. At least to get through this one challenge because he obviously has neither the ability nor drive to carry any strategies out.

I'm sure there's a 1% real "anime protagonist" chance that he'll man up and take care of business on his own however.
 
cuttysnark said:
Did Production do something about blocking the bathroom between the computer lab and the arena?
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Production keeping everyone on camera so viewers know what's being said and what's going on? Basement is busy watching The Wire.
 
Dunyae is stuck in Confessional with Stinx and her troon toadie for a "chaotic freeloader meeting" and he looks like he's about to blow his brains out.
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joker jimmy said:
Or it’s a combination of “lesbian” and “thespian”. Trannies aren’t hiding in every shadow lol
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"She/her" lmao He's a tranny. I don't even need to see his picture to know it. Defending a tranny posting his dick and balls to his insta, that profile pic and calling himself a "woke homo". Didn't even have to bother scrolling down further hahah
 
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