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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Blue Vimp told Landon everything and said that she's unsure what Vimp is gonna do. She was honest with Landon.

Landon was saying oh I should have gone in and taken the Twins candy when they were gone. Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda.
 
I think she just actually likes Bashir lmbo
nah I think hes propped up to fuck with bash. troon seducing muslim?
Reality is she probably thinks its good for her brand outside of the tank. Which is better than hitching yourself to Binx, but not by much. She's ultimately on here to grift and get paypigs it's identical to Beth, she's been running ads on the adboard all season begging for people to watch her videos and buy her music off bandcamp.
 
it's identical to Beth
Okay this is a gross overstatement.

Beth is jobless, a squatter (homeless), and a literal whore. She's soulless.

Egirls are trash.... but some are crumpled paper trash and others are used diapers.
 
Blane is THE ally. He will tell anyone to FUCK OFF.

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LMFAO Bingo admitted she baited Laura to hit her as a ploy to get her kicked. BINGO W.

Bongo: yeah you're very hittable.
 
Bingo and Bongo are discussing how hittable they are and whether they can bait someone into hitting them and getting eliminated.
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Anyone could break into here easily, they're banking on the Twin buff stopping anyone from touching them.

They are now explaining MLP to Blane.
 
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They helped him take his shirt off.
Get it Blane.
 
Bingo and Bongo are discussing how hittable they are and whether they can bait someone into hitting them and getting eliminated.
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Anyone could break into here easily, they're banking on the Twin buff stopping anyone from touching them.

They are now explaining MLP to Blane.
I think the Laura show down a couple nights ago show how the Twins can be pressed a bit more, at least Bongo. I'm hoping before the end the get pushed hard enough to go full feral and prove they didn't need as much coddling.

I enjoy Landon, I think he might be the most likeable Fish, if Luke doesn't count. His biggest flaw might be that he'll really only go hard on production and not other Fish. He was right, he was the only one being entertaining last night fucking with production trying to steal candy from them and getting conversation therapy for it. I'll be sad to see him go, but it might be time if he can't play the game. I hope they hire him in future seasons to be the Janitor after particularly aggressive trashings of the house.
 
I think the Laura show down a couple nights ago show how the Twins can be pressed a bit more, at least Bongo. I'm hoping before the end the get pushed hard enough to go full feral and prove they didn't need as much coddling.
Bingo was really upset over their clothes being stranded in Fort Drake, they're still terrified of Laura and want her out on technicalities. Bongo seems sturdy on all fronts but Bingo has a really soft spot for possessions.
 
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