How do I get a girlfriend?

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People on Kiwi Farms often insult me because I'm a virgin that can't get a girlfriend, but I never had a tutorial on how to get a girlfriend, so I made this thread to ask the question, "How do I get a girlfriend?" Please inform me, Kiwifarms.
 
I would say just start smoking weed with people, but I mean like everyone. Just go "hey man do you want to throw in on a blunt? do you have any friends who want to throw in?"
And then keep expanding that network and you'll eventually meet a chick you hit it off with.

The key to getting laid is just trying to make friends, do NOT look for pussy, it's a byproduct that comes along the way. Getting some pussy is a consequence of socializing, it is not the goal of it. You can never seem desperate. Let people call you first.
 
look imagine how weird it would be if with anyone you met you thought "hm how do i ultimately have sex with this person"

so try not to have that mentality and instead just treat them as other human beings that you can have fun hanging out with and then relationship stuff should start happening on its own
 
OwO What's This? said:
look imagine how weird it would be if with anyone you met you thought "hm how do i ultimately have sex with this person"

so try not to have that mentality and instead just treat them as other human beings that you can have fun hanging out with and then relationship stuff should start happening on its own
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This. Every girlfriend i had i had no idea that we'd be dating when we first met
 
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I would suggest you try talking to, and getting to know someone from the places you frequent, dont be creepy, and remain calm. Building trust is essential before starting a relationship, getting to know eachother is key, once that is built, you or maybe her will ask eachother out.

Afterwards, when you and the sigficant other are together, just go with the flow, if it works out or not, its up to how you or her act.

Hope this was somewhat helpful!
 
OwO What's This? said:
look imagine how weird it would be if with anyone you met you thought "hm how do i ultimately have sex with this person"

so try not to have that mentality and instead just treat them as other human beings that you can have fun hanging out with and then relationship stuff should start happening on its own
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I agree with this. The idea of premarital sex disgusts me; I just want a girl I can be friends with.
souschef said:
This. Every girlfriend i had i had no idea that we'd be dating when we first met
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Yeah, I'm going to wait before I come out as a lesbian to my girlfriend.
UsagiFucker said:
I would suggest you try talking to, and getting to know someone from the places you frequent, dont be creepy, and remain calm. Building trust is essential before starting a relationship, getting to know eachother is key, once that is built, you or maybe her will ask eachother out.

Afterwards, when you and the sigficant other are together, just go with the flow, if it works out or not, its up to how you or her act.

Hope this was somewhat helpful!
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This is good advice, but the problem is the only places I go to are the grocery store and restaurants. Usually I don't run into girls who talk to me at the grocery store, except for maybe one time this girl talked to me at Walmart, and it was a sudden conversation when I was on my way to get sparkling water, lol. It was so cool, but I didn't want to be a creep, so I didn't ask for her number. I also remember talking to cashier girls at various restaurants, and it's always fun. I love the very few chances I'm allowed to talk to people without my parents present, but usually those aren't long interactions, and I don't want to be a creep and ask them out.
 
Reality is that the majority of men are cowards who will see a woman they really find hot... and they will never approach her and then make up a bunch of bullshit excuses as to why.
Be the one motherfucker who just doesn't get embarrassed by anything.
You see a 10/10? Walk up to her and say the cringiest thing you can think of, just for the hell of it.
Chances are, you will come across better than most men who tremble at the thought of talking to her.
Don't worry about the outcome, don't think about how to "win" this situation, just have fun.

Do this enough times and something will happen sooner or later.

Also, go to the gym regularly, women like fit men.
 
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