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This has been briefly mentioned before, but I don't think it got the attention it deserves.

Have you ever wanted to enter the world of extreme pro unicycling? Do you like THPS? Are you queer? Well here's the perfect game for you: Street Uni X

In case you're wondering, the person you're seeing in the trailer is the main dev daffodil who is a Canadian MtF tranny

And also a secret character you can play as
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There was also failed Kickstarter for it that was originally mentioned here:
 
"Owning The Man" Ultrakill or DOOM knockoff game about killing Nazis or capitalists
They really think they're Hatred-tier provocative by doing this which is so funny to me. Sure bud your milquetoast Kamala ideology vidya with flashy graphics is soo edgy in Anno Domini 2026

At this point I think pooners are more likely to make something actually provocative, troon devs are too busy gooning to be creative. Can't wait for a WPD and Postal (and maybe Columbine why not) themed shooter!


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This has been briefly mentioned before, but I don't think it got the attention it deserves.

Have you ever wanted to enter the world of extreme pro unicycling? Do you like THPS? Are you queer? Well here's the perfect game for you: Street Uni X

In case you're wondering, the person you're seeing in the trailer is the main dev daffodil who is a Canadian MtF tranny

And also a secret character you can play as
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There was also failed Kickstarter for it that was originally mentioned here:
You know what? Troon or not troon it's still wild he can perform tricks with a fucking unicycle. Good for him, honestly.
 
They really think they're Hatred-tier provocative by doing this which is so funny to me. Sure bud your milquetoast Kamala ideology vidya with flashy graphics is soo edgy in Anno Domini 2026

At this point I think pooners are more likely to make something actually provocative, troon devs are too busy gooning to be creative. Can't wait for a WPD and Postal (and maybe Columbine why not) themed shooter!


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>FTM
Nobody gives a shit about pooners. And it's not like they make their own games, either. There was only 1 pooner-made game mentioned in this thread, I think.
 
You all reminded me of this gem of a video!
The line of “putting him in an ancient suit of Jewish power armour” gets me every fucking time. What a fucking retard, you very well know this position likely shat on by his compatriots now.

With the entire discussion of “chud gamers”, I don’t think they are “chuds” in the sense we use it and more the sense of how retards use it. Asmongold is not the pioneer of paleo conservatism, nor is grummz. It is two different sides of a grifting coin and being genuinely right wing is frowned upon by both sides.
 
And also a secret character you can play as
Hon doesn't pass even with four whole facial polygons.
It's sad, too; "extreme pro unicycling" is something that would've been one of those prototypical weird indie games like Enviro-Bear 2000 that would've blew up a decade ago. Now the same autist who'd make a decent game is a tranny instead, and therefore very unlikely to make anything that he can't goon to.
 
Hon doesn't pass even with four whole facial polygons.
It's sad, too; "extreme pro unicycling" is something that would've been one of those prototypical weird indie games like Enviro-Bear 2000 that would've blew up a decade ago. Now the same autist who'd make a decent game is a tranny instead, and therefore very unlikely to make anything that he can't goon to.
I guess something unique about the game is that it has it's own control scheme that's different from the Tony Hawk games (for example in THPS you use Triangle to grind, in this game it's the left and right bumpers since on a unicycle you use the pegs and it only works if you press the side where the rail lines up). It's a little bit quirky, but it's at least trying to match how a unicycle feels.

This guy does a bit better job explaining how it feels
 
I guess something unique about the game is that it has it's own control scheme that's different from the Tony Hawk games (for example in THPS you use Triangle to grind, in this game it's the left and right bumpers since on a unicycle you use the pegs and it only works if you press the side where the rail lines up). It's a little bit quirky, but it's at least trying to match how a unicycle feels.

This guy does a bit better job explaining how it feels
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Jesus christ, Bowblax is playable? How horrifying.
 
Would say Ultrakill has some interesting things despite how most of the dev team seems like cornballs but with cruelty squad i am positive it's because it's ugly on purpose and its generic "FUCK CAPITALISM" message is megaphoned at you.
For me the game is just ultra glazed (like hollow Knight, Kojima levels of ultra glazed) because people are just retarted and unique/quirky = good also it also doesn't help that Max0r made a video on It so now all of his 70iq fans brainrotted have to also glaze the game.

Ultrakill and it's consequences have been a disaster on the independent gaming sphere

I would said new Blood studios in general have ruined the indie scene since they appeared the indie scene has felt more and more corporatised.

Have a single AI-generated asset.

The pointless E33 drama with the placeholders has show me one thing. That IA is awesome for filtering retards. Every studio that wants to not be associated with retards should do that. Generate some irrelevant nearly invisible placeholder with IA and tell people about It.

Of fucking course that little faggot has a Signalis video, too.

Hot take: Signalis is actually based. I didn't play It and the game is surely overrated but It makes DDR stans mad and that make me have a positive inclination towards the game.

It's also why the "firebomb a walmart" types online are so insufferable. They're not going to firebomb a walmart, we know they're not, they know they're not, but they hope if they say it enough times someone will. Someone who isn't them, of course

That tweet was a Hydrogen Trvthbomb and retards still salty about It even to this day.

I think chud gamers are becoming no different than troon gamers in some aspects.

Chuds gamers annoying. It just listen to a miserable guy ranting about every new release and just telling people that every game that is not 2004 resident evil 4/gookslop is garbage. Also they are making the chud label annoying as hell (synth man being the main offender). I like old games but these dudes never grown up past the game they played when they had 13 years.
 
I would said new Blood studios in general have ruined the indie scene since they appeared the indie scene has felt more and more corporatised.
To be fair, the Indie scene has been this way for longer than New Blood's existence, it's always been a very clique place that puts reputation in front of everything, in a way you can compare it to Twitch as you need to maximize your connections and collabs to pool in as many players as you possibly can.
 
For me the game is just ultra glazed (like hollow Knight, Kojima levels of ultra glazed) because people are just retarted and unique/quirky = good also it also doesn't help that Max0r made a video on It so now all of his 70iq fans brainrotted have to also glaze the game.
tbh i don't get why people glaze Cruelty Squad so much beyond the whole thing of "corporations mad" and "lolsorandumb worldbuilding". I'd say it's in part the creator (who is a massive retard who praised someone that recreated Charlie Kirk's murder in his game btw) and some of the more unique quirky mechanics.

Which reminds me that it's not surprising the game has troon fans since it involves body modification.
Chuds gamers annoying
Chud gamers most interesting characteristic is endlessly malding about how everything is ruined. Sure, we all know it but they just keep playing shitty games to prove their point rather than playing shit they like.

Synth man comes from the top of my head and after a while he becomes pretty tiresome with his constant doom and gloom over games being bad and made by retards. I wish he did like when he played Farcry 2 and really liked it and compared old games to modern slop. But i guess positive shit doesn't drive enough engagement
 
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